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Last night a zillion friends got together to celebrate my dear friend Darion’s FIRST 29th birthday at a superfun Wig Party at The Abbey and from what I can remember, we all had a blast!

I distinctly remember getting to The Abbey and sharing a few drinks with some very good friends in celebration of Darion’s bday … but at some point in the night the drinks worked their magic and erased much of my recollection. Thankfully, Darion’s camera managed to snap most of the debaucherous fun. After the jump, check out some photos (chock full of fabulous wigs) from last night’s fun …

• Dennis Hopper passes away at 74 ;(
• Bret Michaels claims he has been approached to judge American Idol next season.
• Jack Nicholson wants to date Jessica Simpson.
• Gabourey Sidibe wants to date all the hunks in Hollywood.
• Contrary to Internet rumor, Tom Cruise did not die in a plumbing accident in New Zealand.
• Sarah Jessica Parker loves the gay fans of Sex and the City.
• Behold, the Cat Belt.
• Melanie Brown (Scary Spice of the Spice Girls) is 35, Noel Gallagher of Oasis is 43, Lisa Whelchel (The Facts of Life) is 47, Melissa Etheridge is 49, Annette Bening is 52, LaToya Jackson is 54 and Danny Elfman is 57 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• I’m really lovin’ THIS French commercial for McDonald’s.

Here is this week’s batch of photos sent in by Pink is the new Blog readers — proud grandparents John and Eve send in an adorable photo of 20-month old SuperBaby Brooklyn gettin’ a Pink fix for breakfast — Brianna sends in a fun photo she snapped with Jamie Lynn Spears who she ran into at an airport in Las Vegas, NV — Andrew sends in an amazingly cool photo with his proud parents and 7 siblings at his graduation from California State University, Northridge — Melanie sends in a cute pic she snapped with Tim Gunn who she ran into at an airport in Denver, CO — Steve, from the Michigan based record label Anonymous Aluminum, sends in a pinkified photo of the band Texas Chainsaw Makeover:

Much love and many thanks to all y’all for taking the time to send in your fun photos. Little Brooklyn is just too adorable for words and MUCH LOVE AND CONGRATS goes out to Andrew on his graduation!! I love each and ever one of these photos … so PLEASE keep on sending them in! I’m sure many of you will be snapping lots of fun photos this Memorial Day weekend, send ‘em in!! Have a great weekend!! xo

Yesterday we saw photos of Lindsay Lohan doing a bit of shopping in West Hollywood while taking great pains to keep her SCRAM alcohol-monitoring bracelet hidden by baggy, bell-bottom jeans. Today we get to see new photos of L. Lo doing more shopping, this time in Beverly Hills, and more SCRAM bracelet hiding:

You may also recall that yesterday we learned of Lindsay‘s desire to find Chanel stickers to pretty up her SCRAM bracelet … but the fact that she is hiding her SCRAM bracelet inside her scrunchie boots prolly means she has yet to get the stickers she is looking for. I suppose we’ll get to see the various ways L. Lo plans to hide her bracelet until she’s ready to show it off. Any guesses how she’ll hide her SCRAM alcohol-monitoring bracelet tomorrow?

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It appears that lovebirds Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood are still very much in lurve as the pair were spotted lookin’ all lovey-dovey on the NYC set of ERW‘s new television project Mildred Pierce … behold:

As you may recall, back in January we learned that MM and ERW had gotten themselves engaged to be wed (after the couple had reunited back in December) but to my knowledge the couple have yet to actually get married. Even tho I still think they make an odd couple, they really seem to be very much in love. Even tho they split up for a short while last year, I kinda knew they’d end up together again. I suppose it warms my cold, goth heart to see these two still happily in love.

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Our dear Britney Spears has been lookin’ pretty fab in recent weeks, especially when she surfaced on the SoCal set of her new commercial for Candie’s a couple of weeks ago, but it pains me to report that our girl has taken a turn for the worse … fashionwise. Here are a couple photos of Britney out and about here in LA yesterday lookin’ like she just fell out of bed, put on a hat and ventured out to run errands:

Blah. I love me some Britney, like crazy, but I am SO not a fan of this look of hers that she can’t seem to let go. I know, she’s prolly super comfortable in that slip dress and those fug UGGs but this look just reminds me of her trainwrecky days. Homegirl could take some style pointers from her sons Sean Preston and Jayden James. Those little dudes are lookin’ fly these days.

In all seriousness, I’d pay big bucks if someone would burn Britney‘s UGGs. I’m not even kidding.

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On Wednesday we learned the shocking news that Kelly Clarkson supposedly agreed to collaborate again with One Republic frontman Ryan Tedder on new music for her new album (even tho, you may recall, she famously feuded with him over a song he wrote for her that sounds very much like a song he wrote for Beyoncé). In a new interview, Tedder claimed that the pair were no longer feuding and that he was writing new songs for her new album. Today we hear from Kelly herself and, as I suspected, she absolutely denies that she is working with Ryan Tedder again:

Contrary to Ryan Tedder’s statement, Kelly Clarkson said she doesn’t work with him in her next studio album. The winner of “American Idol” season 1 simply wrote “no” when responding to question about that matter during a Twitter party on May 28. However, Kelly indeed admitted she is now in the middle of completing her fifth studio effort. “I’ve been working in the studio a lot for this next album & can’t wait for y’all to hear it! New favorite is ‘You’re the only one for me’,” she shared. Other details about the upcoming release are not revealed, but in a message written a day earlier she stated, ” ‘Cleopatra’ is NOT a song on my next record! It was written for another artist! I have no idea how it leaked, it’s a rough demo, unfinished!” Ryan Tedder previously claimed he has put aside his feud with Kelly Clarkson, saying “I’m working on stuff for her next album and am personally over any of the drama between the two of us.”

LMAO!! Yeah, this is more like it. I had a real hard time believing Tedder‘s story that not only has he mended fences with Kelly Clakson but that she also agreed to work with him again on new music. The only way I could ever see Kelly Clarkson agreeing to work with Ryan Tedder again is if she was being forced to do so by her record label. I’m happy to know that that isn’t the case.

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We don’t get to see much of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt here on the blog anymore, mainly because their attempts to saturate the public consciousness with their overindulgent and contrived bullshizz had gotten completely unstomachable, but the couple are making news today with news of their split. That’s right, folks … the couple who were destined to rule Hell together have decided to call it quits and break-up. Now, I know what you’re thinking … this does sound like another of their crafty schemes to garner new attention for themselves (which they surely must be missing since no one really pays attention to them anymore) but I suppose there is 0.01% that news of their break-up is true. Let’s just take this at face value and believe for a second that Speidi are dunzo, y’all!

Heidi Montag has separated from husband Spencer Pratt, TMZ has learned. Heidi’s rep tells TMZ, “Heidi is looking to move out due to all the fake bad press that Spencer controls. She’s tired of it and is looking for a place and wants to focus on her acting career.” We’re told Heidi is looking for a new place to live … in Malibu. As TMZ first reported, Heidi and Spencer called the police on Heidi’s mom a few weeks back … so there’s been plenty of turmoil. A source close to Heidi and Spencer tells TMZ the tension in the relationship has been building for a while now … “It wasn’t just a sudden thing.” Now it makes sense … On Tuesday, Heidi tweeted, “I am not Heidi Pratt, I am Heidi Montag.”

Sources tell TMZ Heidi Montag is pulling the plug on her marriage mainly because Spencer Pratt has taken away her friends and family. We’re told she has been complaining bitterly that Spencer is so controlling he isolated her from all her friends. The final straw, however, was earlier this month, when Spencer called the cops on Heidi’s mom when she came a callin’. And, Heidi is saying, she wants to break into acting but says people in Hollywood don’t want to work with her because she has “a loose cannon of a husband.” We’re told Heidi will be renting a Malibu beach house with Jennifer Bunney, one of her best friends. As Heidi herself puts it, “I want more girl time.” Bunney tells TMZ … “Heidi has spent so much time with Spencer and now she wants to be able to spend more time with herself and friendships.” And Bunney says … she and Heidi will be doing their very own reality show which begins filming in July, which will focus on their relationship struggles and … of course … plastic surgery.

You will note that I used a photo of Speidi from last year, before Heidi‘s latest round of plastic surgery. I just cannot look at what she’s done her face and body and take her seriously … at all. You’ll have to pardon my skepticism because it’s completely impossible to believe a single word that is uttered from either Heidi or Spencer. The couple are so good at using every opportunity to garner attention for themselves that everything they say and do is suspect. I mean, a break-up is the only thing that could get them any attention these days.

That being said, and if we are to believe that any of this is true at all … I could see how Heidi might hook up with Jen Bunney to try and pitch a new reality TV show together. I’m hearing that no one, and I mean NO ONE is at all interested in buying a reality show on just Speidi so it makes sense that they would “split up” so Heidi can try and sell a show on her own. Jen Bunney is the saddest, most tragic alum from the Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County days … she would do anything to be back on TV again. This partnership sounds a new marriage made in Hell and it could be real … or just another showmance to garner a little attention. You may or may not have heard … Heidi is trying to get cast in the upcoming sequel film Transformers 3 … might this surprise split be an attempt to get more press mentions in the hopes of scoring that role? Whatever is going on, Speidi are deffo counting on the new attention. What do y’all think … are they worth our caring?

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