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Pink reader Andrea has come upon an AMAZING video of Jake Gyllenhaal in Moscow, Russia where he was promoting the release of his new film Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time last week. The video is only about 2 minutes long but it features footage from Jakey poo‘s entire day … from the movie premiere red carpet, to the afterparty, to the after afterparty. Here are a few screencaps from the vid:

To be honest, the video doesn’t get good until Jake gets to the afterparty … and starts bustin’ a move on the dance floor. I love me some Jake but the boy ain’t the best dancer. By the time he starts clapping his hands on the dancefloor as part of his dance repertoire, you know it’s time for him to, well, stop. The clip also shows Jake puttin’ the moves on a lucky young Russian lady. Check out this fun video after the jump …

Last week we got our first look at the cover artwork for the first issue of the True Blood comic book and today we get to a few alternate covers for issue #1 as well as a couple of pages from the book itself. Here is one of the alternate covers that will be made available for the TB comic book:

This new artwork from the True Blood comic is featured on the official Facebook page for the HBO series True Blood. I’d suggest friending True Blood on Facebook so that you can get access to all these goodies as soon as they are made available. After the jump, check out a couple of other alternate covers for the comic book and a couple of pages from the first issue …

Earlier today we got our FIRST LISTEN of Kylie Minogue‘s new single All the Lovers and right now we get to see the full tracklist of her upcoming new album Aphrodite (due out in July). As you may already know, Kylie made her way to the BBC Radio 1 studio to personally deliver her new single and she made some time for her loyal fans as she made her way out after she finished with her interview:

I love how good Kylie is to her fans. For over 20 years, Kylie‘s loyal fanbase has supported her thru thick and thin and she always seems so happy to meet as many of them as possible. I know I am superexcited for the release of Aphrodite, which is why news of the album’s tracklist is so exciting. After the jump, find out which songs will be included on her 11th album and see which songwriters and producers she worked with on the album …

OY! Tila Tequila, who has rebranded herself as Miss Tila so that she can launch a new “singing” career as well as a “blogging” career, hosted an event at The Conga Room at LA Live in downtown Los Angeles, CA this past Wednesday night and she was lookin’ a HOT MESS on the red carpet … behold:

They always say, if you’ve got it — flaunt it … but I don’t know that that advice should really pertain to someone like Tila Tequila. Homegirl is such a kook … I’m running out of things to say about her. I had no idea her boobs were this big. I’m pretty sure I won’t need to see this much of them ever again, but I thank her for sharing (well, not really). Welp, there goes lunch …

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Last month we got to see a few photos from the set of the new 30 Seconds to Mars music video for their new single This is War (the title track from their latest album) and today we get our first look at a teaser video that has been released for the music video … here are a few screencaps:

As we’ve come to expect from 30sTM, the video for This is War looks pretty expensive. It’s not totally clear what the story is for the video but this teaser clip does give us a taste for what’s to come. Check it out after the jump …

At last … the beautiful weather has returned to NYC and yesterday was a fantastic day for me to enjoy it. After I finished with work, I got my ass out to Central Park so that I could enjoy the natural beauty there on my way to 5th Ave. to do some window shopping:

I made friends with a nice horse, managed to hit my fave stores on 5th (including my fave store Diesel) and spent some time in Rockefeller Center on my way to the Longacre Theater to see last night’s performance of La Cage Aux Folles:

As you may recall, I was really let down by the musical Green Day’s American Idiot earlier this week but I am THRILLED to say that I LOVED every single second of La Cage. After the jump, check out some photos from the show and read my take on one of the funnest Broadway musicals I’ve ever had the pleasure to attend …

• Bret Michaels is hoping to get back on the performance stage in 2 weeks.
• Barbara Walters‘s surgeon is “pleased with the outcome” of her heart surgery.
• Billy Ray Cyrus is totally fine with his 16-year old daughter grinding her ass on the crotch of a 44-year old man.
• Rachel Uchitel, one of Tiger Woods‘s mistresses, has been revealed as the woman that David Boreanaz cheated with as well.
• The Wanda Sykes Show is dunzo!
• Brothers can make for hawt fashion models.
• Jake Gyllenhaal explains how to properly pronounce his last name.
• NBC cancels Law & Order after 20 seasons on the air.
• Whatever you do you DO NOT ask Russell Crowe about giving Robin Hood an Irish accent.
• The Sex and the City ladies go thru the Photoshop wringer on the cover of Entertainment Weekly.
• More photos of Christina Aguilera in German GQ magazine.
• Audrina Patridge tries to bring back jumpers, fails.
• Apparently, not even Spencer Pratt‘s parents can stand him.
• Shia LaBeouf & Carey Mulligan, the couple known as Oh, Sh-arey, do Cannes.
• Matt Lauer says there ain’t no problems in his marriage.
• Amber Tamblyn is 27, Shanice is 37, Sofia Coppola is 39, Cate Blanchett & Danny Wood of New Kids on the Block are 41, Fabrice Morvan of Milli Vanilli is 44, C.C. DeVille of Poison is 48, Robert Zemeckis is 58 and George Lucas is 66 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Ace Frehley of KISS is planning to write a tell-all book.
• Regis Philbin is planning to go under the knife.
• Hell is for Koopa

Paris Hilton, who has assaulted us with 9 previous perfumes and fragrances (including Siren by Paris Hilton and Fairy Dust by Paris Hilton), is about to unleash a 10th fragrance called Tease by Paris Hilton upon the world … whether we like it or not. People magazine brings us our first look at the first promo photo released for the smell along with the pertinent known deets about the new Tease fragrance … read on:

Prolific perfumer Paris Hilton is releasing her 10th scent, and the hotel heiress—who has posed as a mermaid and channeled Tinkerbell for her past fragrance campaigns—goes Old Hollywood siren for her latest, Tease by Paris Hilton. “I got to dress up like my idol Marilyn Monroe, and we ended up with some great photos,” Paris told PEOPLE of the shoot, which featured the 29-year-old in a sexily disheveled platinum mop-top à la Monroe. “She’s always been such an inspiration to me,” she said. The scent, a fruity-floral blend of Fuji apple, white peach nectar and bergamot, is balanced with white flowers and has base notes of amber, blonde woods and warm sand—designed to capture the come-hither spirit of the 1940s actress. “Tease is a really sweet and flirty scent, so the name is very fitting,” says Hilton. “It’s playful and sexy–perfect for grabbing attention.” Tease by Paris Hilton will arrive in stores this summer, with a 3.4 oz eau de parfum spray for $55.

You know … if Paris Hilton has sold enough perfume to warrant the creation of a 10th scent, she must be doing something right. As I tend to believe when it comes to any and all celebrity fragrances, I can’t for the life of me imagine who would want to smell like Paris Hilton … but clearly there’s a market for this stuff. I will say, tho, that Paris looks really good in this promo photo for Tease. I wouldn’t want to smell like Paris Hilton … but this promo ad does paint her in a much more attractive light.

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Courtney Love, who last weekend posted a series of frantic and loopy tweets on her official Twitter profile in a sad attempt to reach out to her estranged daughter Frances Bean Cobain, was spotted on the streets of NYC this week lookin’ like she’s got a big ol’ secret that she was trying to keep hidden:

Eep!! Considering what she’s got going on on her face (hiding underneath her hand), I can’t say that I blame her for wanting to keep it as underwraps as possible. But, unfortch, C. Love was unable to totally hide her face from the very industrious photogs. Wanna see what she was trying hide, check it out after the jump (but I warn you, it’s not pretty) …

Yesterday we learned from Lisa Marie Presley herself, by way of a blogpost on her official My Space profile, that it is her wish to see her late ex-husband Michael Jackson‘s tomb (which she found painfully bare of flowers recently) covered in sunflowers (MJ‘s favorite flower). It is LMP‘s hope that MJ‘s fans would send bouquets of the flowers to decorate his final resting place. Today we learn, via TMZ, that at least one fan has stepped to answer Lisa Marie‘s call to action … and how:

Lisa Marie Presley’s prayers have been answered — TMZ has learned a flower company is about to deliver a field’s worth of sunflowers to Michael Jackson’s burial site in Glendale, CA. Jason Levin from sunflowerguy.com tells TMZ he’s shipping several thousand sunflowers — which were Michael’s favorite — to his mausoleum at Forest Lawn Cemetery today. Levin’s donation follows Lisa Marie’s MySpace posting Wednesday, complaining that Michael deserves more than the few bouquets, candles and gifts that currently surround his tomb. Ask and you shall receive … sunflowers.

I’m not sure that this is exactly what Lisa Marie was hoping for but, in the end, the result is the same. Because of the generosity of his Levin dude from sunflowerguy.com, MJ‘s tomb will be covered in bright sunflowers. I know a few Pink readers were chagrined that LMP asked for flowers to honor MJ‘s memory when she could’ve asked for donations to his favorite charities … so now that the flower part has been taken care of, the rest of Michael Jackson‘s fans can donate as much money as they like to any charities they like! All in all, this is a great way to honor the memory of the late King of Pop.

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