Earlier this week we saw photos of the original cast of Jersey Shore making their grand arrival as a unit in Miami Beach, FL where they will be filming the second season of their show for the next few months. It appears that the self-proclaimed guidos and guidettes have already made themselves quite at home. Here are a couple pics of the bod squad roaming the streets of Miami yesterday afternoon:

Any self-respecting Jersey Shore fan (if such a creature exists) knows that the Holy Trinity of Guidoness is made up of Gym – Tanning – Laundry. After the jump, check out a few photos of some of these nudniks taking care of the Gym portion of their GTL Trinity …

If the formula holds, the JS kiddies next made their way to the tanning salon before hitting up the laundromat to ensure their threads are fresh and clean for a night of hardcore partying. The problem with knuckleheads like this is that they are too predictable. I hope they’ve got enough steam to fill up 3 months of taping to make a show worth watching … I’d hate to see these jokers lose out on the remaining seconds of their 15 minutes of fame.
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There is no way that “Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt” is in this post! If she were, this post would then then be so much better looking…
@Erin — Whoops, wrong Jolie tag. I fixed … thanks for the head’s up :)
D-BAGS on parade!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
good gawd i wish their 15 minutes would run out already!
They’re like a trainwreck. SOOOOO unfortunate, but I just cannot look away…
They definitely look like a bunch of “D-bags”.
Why did they let Angelina come back?! Ick.
I get the gym, and tanning portion of GTL but laundry? i don’t watch the show so i don’t understand why they take such joy in doing their laundry. Could someone please explain?
I just think this season is going to be so fake. It isn’t even going to be good. It is going to be bogus and over the top!
Ok I just have to say that every time I see Snooki I find the resemblance to a troll unmistakable. Is it only me?! She always looks grumpy, and she’s short. I feel like saying “fee fi fo fum”!
ugh…i hope angie goes away.
@Alyse – Laundry = clean clothes = lookin fresh :)
Snooki obviously doesn’t do anything too productive while at the gym ie. actually working out…
I don’t watch Jersey Shore but I hear enough to know what it is generally about…
…and I STILL don’t get what the show’s appeal is! These girls/guys look sooo trashy!
so they go to the gym and then to the tanning salon? they don’t shower before the tan? iuuuuuuu, btw snooki said shes a size 3 ajajaaja yeah riiiiight
question— why do all the girls have black shoes on?
@nicole
Thank you! :)
lol i can’t believe people pay attention to these losers. I guess trash is appealing to watch on tv? I can just imagine what the people are like that actually watch this show…
@Alyse – glad to help lol.
@patches – sometimes, you just need some mindless entertainment. and thats all mtv shows are. it gives me a cheap laugh…and some days thats needed.
JS is my guilty pleasure. :)
I live in Miami Beach and I though that God had cursed us in 2001 with the swarm of black rappers that have infected us since then descended on us.If hip-hop had existed in the time of Mosses God would have used it a plague on Egypt.Now we have these dumb b*st*rds descending on us.It is the second plague on Miami Beach.Thank God their time is numbered since MTV already has another group taping at the Jersey Shore.Pests as miracles will never cease.
is it me or do all these girls have really stumpy legs? how tall is snooki?! like 4’5″!!?
@madsme! you aren’t the only one! she just needs the tall colorful hair :)
uhmm.. who works out in a bandeau with their hair down?