Brace yourselves, y’all … Michael Lohan — estranged father of Lindsay Lohan, mug shot superstar, sometimes “celebrity” boxer and all-around attention-seeker — has done the unthinkable. Daddy Lohan has unleashed upon the Twitterverse a personal photo that is so ICK that you’re likely to be washing your eyeballs out of your skulls after just one look:

And so, out of an abundance of love for your eyesight, I have decided to keep the full-size image behind the cut so that those of you who wish to continue forward with your lives without suffering the pain and misery you might inflict on your eyes by seeing this photo can keep your purity intact. For the brave and perhaps reckless among you who simply have to look — check out Michael Lohan‘s full size topless photo after the jump …

Yipes! This photo is just so full of … wrong. Considering that Lohan just got engaged to marry Jon Gosselin‘s ex-girlfriend Kate Major, we now know what she gets to enjoy each and every night. Ugh, even I wouldn’t wish this punishment on her … but, well, the things people do for infamy. I think I hate my eyeballs right now … how about you? I just hope this image of Michael Lohan and his pointy nipples doesn’t haunt your nightmares … so, sorry.
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@Madsme: Me too! That just made it so much worse! And the fact that only one post prior to this I was admiring Ryan Phillipes nakedness, and then Trent you have to throw this one in right after! Blechhhhhhhh
What im wondering is what is a old man doing taking pictures like he is some myspace kid? Seriously? and his face = ew. This is what drinking does to you
It’s not right and it’s not okay!!! :S
Saw him in court today for his domestic violence case in Long Island. It got dismissed, when other similar cases didn’t. He DEFINITELY got special treatment.
P.S. He’s super short and teeny!