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Earlier this month we learned that Precious star Gabourey Sidibe would be hosting an upcoming episode of Saturday Night Live and today we get to see the promo videos promoting her hosting gig for this Saturday’s episode. Gabourey teams up with Andy Samberg for these promos, which you can watch below:

Okay, seriously, I literally laughed out loud 3 times watching these promos. I just KNOW Gabby is gonna KILL this ep. She may have played a very serious role in Precious but something tells me that she can do comedy. I guess we’ll find out for sure this Saturday night … but if these promos are any indication, promos — might I add — that are funnier than whole previous episodes of SNL this season, then hers will be one of SNL best episodes of the year. What do y’all think? Funny, right?

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Nicole Snooki Polizzi must still be smartin’ from having to dump her guido boyfriend Emilio Masella (for allegedly “using” her for fame) because homegirl was spotted drowning her sorrows in a big ass glass of margarita in Miami Beach, FL this week. It’s impressive that anyone would be able to tackle a huge drink like this, especially someone who is small enough to jump inside for a swim IN the drink:

It’s a wonder that poor little Snooki has a liver at all to speak of but … I guess more power to her. I suppose it takes a lot out of someone to find the gumption to break-up with a lover via voicemail but, well, this is Snooki we’re talking about. I bet the sweet little dear has no idea how tragic she really seems to be. OY!

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People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has launched a new offensive against fast food giant McDonald’s with a new campaign ad called McCruelty. What is most jarring about this new promo campaign is that the late Golden Girl Bea Arthur is featured in the ad with the claim that she would “roll over in her grave” if she knew what McDonald’s was up to. To me, this seems terribly offensive to the late actress’s memory but PETA maintains that they have the support of Arthur‘s son in the matter. Here is what this new PETA campaign promo photo looks like and excerpts of what it says:

A new PETA ad aimed at shaming McDonald’s into changing their chicken-slaughtering practices stars a familiar glare — one belonging to Bea Arthur. A ‘Golden Girls’-era photo of the actress appears in the ad next to the jarring headline: “McCruelty. It’s enough to make Bea Arthur roll over in her grave.” Arthur died last April of cancer shortly before her 87th birthday. Arthur was a long-time supporter of PETA when she was alive, and the ad states she left money to the animal right’s group for their campaign against McDonald’s. It begins: “Death couldn’t stop this Golden Girl from fighting the Golden Arches’ cruel slaughter practices.” The ad is running in Chicago newspapers on Thursday to reach the Illinois-based fast food company. Dan Matthews, a PETA vice president, told the New York Times that he consulted with Matt Saks, Arthur’s son, “who especially liked that the copy was in Bea’s irreverent voice.” According to the ad, PETA is using the money Arthur gave “to pressure McDonald’s to switch to a less violent, USDA-approved chicken-slaughter method” that they say would spare birds of broken legs and “being scalded to death in defeathering tanks.” The ad specifically calls out McDonald’s CEO Jim Skinner, who has resisted changing slaughtering methods. It ends with a popular saying by Arthur’s ‘Maude’ character: “God’ll get you for that.”

I suppose if Bea‘s son Matt is OK with this ad then I should be as well … I just wish that PETA used better language. Bea only died last year and, at least to me, the loss still feels very present. It seems cruel to me to be making jokes about the woman’s death so soon after her passing. It’s tricky because even tho her son approves, we can’t know if Bea would’ve been ok with an ad like this. In the end, I suppose we have to trust that her son would know best. What do y’all think?

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Lord have mercy — the Lohan family is bringing the drama in full force today … and it’s a dooze. It all started earlier today when estranged father Michael Lohan, who is here in LA for the foreseeable future, showed up at Lindsay Lohan‘s home with a police officer so that he could check up on his youngest daughter Aliana Ali Lohan, who has been staying with Lindsay for at least the last few days (Ali was with Lindsay at the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival over the weekend). A furious Lindsay started posted messages to the outside world on her official Twitter profile to counter-act Daddy Lohan‘s actions but he is insistent that he will be following Lindsay wherever she goes until he can convince (or force) her into a rehab program. Here is a photo of Michael Lohan and a police officer making their way into Lindsay‘s home today and some deets from TMZ on what went down:

TMZ has learned the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department just showed up at Lindsay Lohan’s apartment accompanied by Michael Lohan to check on Lindsay’s sister’s welfare. Sources tell TMZ Michael went to the Sheriff’s Department and said 16-year-old Ali Lohan was staying with Lindsay and he was concerned for her safety. Lindsay just tweeted she is angry at building management for letting the cops and Michael in. Michael, we’re told, convinced deputies to go to Lindsay’s pad to do a “welfare check” on Ali. We’re told Ali was in the apartment and deputies spoke with her. Deputies left and Ali was allowed to stay with Lindsay. We’re told Michael is now going to the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services, per the advice of the Sheriff’s Department. Sources say Michael made a “compelling case” to Sheriff’s deputies — we’re told Michael told deputies Ali was in Lindsay’s car on the way back from Coachella and the car was going over 100 mph. We’re told Dina Lohan wants Lindsay to get a restraining order. Problem is … Michael had the legitimacy of the Sheriff’s Dept. behind him, so it’s unlikely a judge will see it Dina’s way. We just shot video of Michael leaving the Sheriff’s Department in West Hollywood. Dina Lohan just told us, “I was told by my attorneys not to speak because it is very serious and my ex could be in big trouble. He’s dangerous…. If he can’t get to them he is going to try to hurt them — it’s not good.”

Michael Lohan tells TMZ he will now stop at nothing until Lindsay Lohan goes into rehab for substance abuse treatment. Michael says he will not leave L.A. “until Ali is removed from Lindsay’s home and has a normal life of a 16-year-old.” Michael warns, “Anywhere Lindsay goes, I’m bringing cops.”

Under any other circumstances, this level of care from a father to a daughter might be seen as admirable and brave … but considering that we’re talking about Michael Lohan, I can’t help but think that no small part of all of this hoopla has been purposely orchestrated to garner media attention for himself. I am completely and utterly flabbergasted at how effed up the Lohan family is … it’s so sad, it’s not even funny — at all. As I mentioned above, Lindsay has been posting messages on Twitter giving her side of the story as this mess unfolded in her home. Read her tweets, after the jump …

Archie Comics, which has been entertaining readers since 1939 by telling the on-going tale of Archie, Veronica, Jughead, Betty and the rest of the gang, is boldly moving into new territory by introducing a gay character into the mix. In an attempt to destigmatize the notion of being gay in high school (says the publisher), Archie Comics has decided that bringing a gay character into the world of Archie and his friends will help its readership become more accepting. Here is our first look at this new character, Kevin Keller, and some deets about his introduction into the world of Archie Comics:

Archie, Betty, Veronica and Jughead have a new friend: Archie Comics’ first openly gay character. Kevin Keller, who first appears in Veronica #202 released on September 1st, 2010, is a teenager at Riverdale High School, the fictional universe that has been entertaining kids of all ages since 1939. “In the last year or two, we’ve been introducing a lot of new characters: Diverse characters, characters with different ethnicities. With trying to be diverse, we wanted to have everybody at the table,” said cartoonist Dan Parent, who’s writing and drawing the issue. “We knew at some point we wanted to introduce a gay character, and when I came up with the story idea, we felt it worked in context with this story.” In his introductory story, titled “Isn’t it Bromantic?,” Kevin’s good looks get the attention of Veronica, who doesn’t know he’s gay because he’s the new kid in town. Her thwarted attempts at winning his attraction amuse the other characters – particularly Jughead. “They just like watching Veronica making a fool of herself, trying to get this guy to like her,” Parent said. “At the beginning of the book, Kevin tells Jughead first that he’s gay. And Kevin feels kind of bad and wants to tell Veronica why he’s not interested. But Jughead keeps saying, ‘No, you should wait to tell her,’ because he’s enjoying watching Veronica’s antics.” Parent said the story works because it’s wasn’t something radical concocted just to introduce a gay character. “The story is very much in the true context of our Archie stories,” he said. “It’s Veronica being Veronica. The fact that there’s a gay character in the story isn’t a big deal to the characters. We didn’t do something with turmoil. The guy just happens to be gay, and the characters accept it, and that’s it.” The longtime Archie cartoonist said Archie Comics wants to reflect what high schools are like in America, where being gay “isn’t a big deal anymore” … In fact, the writer thinks one of the reasons Jughead is the first person told about Kevin’s sexual orientation is that he was always a “different” character in the Archie universe. “Jughead’s got a mind of his own. I think he’d be the first person to be accepting of a gay character,” Parent said. The introduction of a gay character comes on the heels of several notable changes in Archie Comics. After a redesign to update the characters a bit for modern audiences, Archie Comics titles have started doing parodies of current pop culture stories and just introduced an interracial relationship for icon Archie with Josie and the Pussycats character Valerie. “We’re trying to show that Riverdale is an accepting community, that everyone is welcome in Riverdale,” he said. “We’re trying to show that Riverdale is that ideal town that everybody wants to be a part of.”

While I wouldn’t go so far as to say that being gay in high school is “no big deal” (especially when you hear about HORRIFIC things like THIS), I do think that integrating gay characters into something as long-lasting and traditional as Archie Comics will go a long way toward a future where being gay anywhere really is no big deal. After the jump, check out a page from the comic book where Kevin Keller comes out to Jughead to see what’s in store for Archie Comics …

While running around taking care of a few things yesterday, I happened upon a pair of THE coolest shoes I think I’ve ever seen in my life. Naturally, the shoes were made by adidas originals and were designed by Jeremy Scott. To be honest, it wasn’t even the multi-coloredness of the shoes that caught my eye … it was the wings that were attached:

Yes, I know some of you may think these are a bit ridiculous but I think they are wholly fabulous. I’m a pretty big sneaker fan and these shoes are unlike any I’ve ever seen before. I’m not sure where I’ll wear them, exactly, but you can rest assured … I’ll find the perfect place. Any suggestions?

Tonight, my friend Josh and I will be seeing Hole perform at The Henry Fonda Theater in Hollywood, CA and I am excited and very curious. I’m hoping the show will be a solid one but I’m not holding my breath just yet. I’ll do my best to snap some pics to share tomorrow. It should be an interesting evening.

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• Bigger and BETTER.
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• Annie Lennox boldly stands up for those that are HIV Positive.
• Has South Park finally gone too far?
• Poor Scott Baio, he just doesn’t know when to just be quiet.
• Olivia Munn hits the beach.
• Alyssa Milano gets Drafted.
• THIS is what you get if you ask Naomi Campbell about blood diamonds.
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• Mischa Barton isn’t feeling photogenic.
• Eric Mabius (Ugly Betty) is 39, Jeffrey Dean Morgan (Grey’s Anatomy) is 44, Peter Frampton is 60, John Waters is 64, Jack Nicholson is 73 and Charlotte Rae (The Facts of Life) is 84 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Papa Joe Jackson is pissed that Michael Jackson‘s music will be used in new Cirque Du Soleil productions.
• It turns out that Courtney Love is not actually changing her name like she said she was.
• Click HERE to see the tracklisting for Glee: The Music, Vol. 3.

Jennifer Lopez, Alex O’Loughlin and Nubbins the Dog were all on hand at the Regency Village Theatre in Westwood, CA last night for the Hollywood premiere of their new film The Back-Up Plan. These stars were joined by a host of other celebs at last night’s event (including Heidi Klum who managed to turn her horrid new hair’do into something more fashionably presentable). Here are a few photos from the red carpet arrivals last night:

I not the least bit ashamed to admit that I want to see this movie. There, I said it … now please don’t shun me ;) I’ve always been a sucker for Jennifer Lopez movies and this one looks like her usual fare. I’ve been a pretty big fan of Alex O’Loughlin since his days on Moonlight (especially since he has already professed his lurve for Pink is the new Blog) and I hear he is pretty great in this film and, well, there you have it. Trust me, I’m not expecting Citizen Kane or anything like that … The Back-Up Plan looks like the sort of fun film I’d see with my BFF Sarah if she and I still lived in the same city. Because we cannot see it together, well, I guess David will have to get dragged along instead. Don’t lie, I know many of you are kinda sorta interested in seeing this film, right? How many of y’all are gonna be at the movies this weekend to see this little gem? Mebbe I’ll see you there :)

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Last month we got our first look at the album artwork for Sarah McLachlan‘s new album The Laws of Illusion (due for release on June 15) and today we get our first look at the cover artwork for her new single Loving You is Easy:

Loving You will be released on May 4 but right here, right now we get our FIRST LISTEN of the track after the jump …

While Madonna was busying herself with a (very) young male model in NYC yesterday on the Harlem, NY street set of her latest photoshoot for Dolce & Gabbana, ex-hubby Guy Ritchie was busying himself with a younger model of his own. Guy stepped out with a younger model named Jacqui Ainsley in London this week … as you can see from the following photo, Miss Ainsley bears a striking resemblance to a much younger-looking Madonna:

When it comes to women Guy Ritchie certainly seems to have a type – slim, blonde and stunningly beautiful…much like ex-wife, Madonna. And the trend appears to have continued as the extremely eligible Mr Ritchie was spotted with model Jacqui Ainsley on his arm as they left the London restaurant Roka this week. At just 28 she is more than 13 years the film director’s junior, but what’s even more striking is she bears more than a passing resemblance to the queen of pop. An inspection shows just how similar the appearance of the two ladies is. They both have blonde hair, styled in a similar manner, a parting on the left with a section swept over their right eyebrow. Add to this the shape of their faces: the cheekbones, the chin, even their noses and eyebrows match up. Taking all this in to account, the uncanny similarity can’t be ignored – could it be that Guy Ritchie still holds a flame for his ex-wife?

LOL!! I don’t know about you but I TOTALLY see the Madonna resemblance. This is what Maddy wishes she still looked like … it’s almost uncanny. I suppose of Madonna can enjoy the company of a much younger beau, then Guy should be able to enjoy the same. What’s good for the goose is deffo good for the gander. I find it very strange, tho, that Guy would choose to date a woman who looks so much like his ex-wife … but maybe he doesn’t see it. In any event, I don’t expect these two to make a lasting commitment to one another. They make a nice looking fling, tho!

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