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In January we got our first look at a new BBC documentary titled Lindsay Lohan’s Indian Journey which features the young actress traveling to India to report on the heinous child trafficking that goes on there … becuase, when you think of child trafficking, you think of Lindsay Lohan? As a result of Lindsay‘s visit to India, which was kinda handled illegally, she faces a ban from the country and may never get to visit again. But, for all of her trouble, we might as well see the fruits of her labor. So … I present to you, in fully, Lindsay Lohan’s Indian Journey:

The beautifully pregnant Dannii Minogue is featured on the cover and in the page of the new issue of Australia’s Who magazine which is devoted to 25 Beautiful People … behold:

For years, Dannii Minogue had hang-ups about her body image, turning to surgery and botox to help boost her confidence. But with a baby on board and new curves to match, she is finally comfortable in her own skin. And it certainly hasn’t gone unnoticed – the 38-year-old has just been voted the Most Beautiful Person by Australia’s Who magazine. She told the publication: ‘Since I’ve been pregnant now, I’m just like, ‘Aahh!’ It’s an acceptance of your body; it’s been really good. ‘I thought it was absolutely going to freak me out, the whole body change and hormonal change. But I am loving it.’ She spent Easter indulging in cravings, telling her Twitter followers: ‘Chocolate easter eggs, hot cross buns and pancakes! Does my bum look big in this tweet!’ And she hasn’t ruled out having more children with boyfriend Kris Smith, 31, telling the publication: ‘Maybe we’ll have a brood of kids.’ Dannii, who is six months pregnant, is currently Down Under filming auditions for Australia’s Got Talent, a spin-off of the original British version. The new series will keep her busy until the final at the end of April, before she will have two months off to prepare for the birth of her baby in early July.

Dannii looks AMAZING! She makes THE most beautiful pregnant woman … she really looks fantastic. After the jump, check out a couple more photos of Dannii and her baby bump in the pages of the new issue of Who magazine …

In January we learned that Dexter star Michael C. Hall had been diagnosed with a mild form of cancer and was successfully undergoing treatment. MCH managed to make the rounds during awards season, collecting trophies here and there, but since then he was been pretty much out of sight. Today we get to see a couple photos of MCH lookin’ fine here in SoCal as he continues to recovery from his cancer treatments:

His hair may be short and wispy, but it is a welcome sign Michael C hall is on the road to recovery. After finishing a course of chemotherapy last month the Dexter star is now in remission from Hodgkin’s Lymphoma, a cancer that attacks the lymphatic system. He announced he was suffering from the disease in January, after he wore a beanie cap to cover his bald head as he collected a gong at the Screen Actors Guild Awards. Last month Hall told Us Weekly: ‘I’m great on the health front. I’ve had my second to last treatment and there’s one more to go on March 17.’ Speaking in January Hall thanked people for their support. ‘I’ve been feeling very well because I made this announcement,’ he said. ‘Because of these public events, I’ve heard from people I would have not have heard from otherwise.’ David Zayas, who plays Angel Batista on the series, told U.S. show On the Red Carpet that his co-star was doing well. ‘He’s excellent,’ he said. ‘He’s in remission and he’s ready to go in June. Michael is just a trooper and he’s a great actor and I’m so glad that he’s okay now. And he stays healthy.’

This is fantastic news!! I think MCH looks great … I know he will be back in top form in no time. Heal well, Michael! We are anxiously awaiting your return but HEAL WELL!! You’re lookin’ good, my man. Lookin’ good, indeed!!

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Sandra Bullock, who has remained absolutely silent since the cheating scandal involving her husband Jesse James broke a few weeks ago, has finally ended her silence to issue a public statement shooting down reports that she is featured in a sex tape. There have been unconfirmed reports that a sex tape of Bullock and James was about to go public but Sandra has decided to speak out and deny the existence of any such tape:

Sandra Bullock has broken her silence during her marriage crisis, denying an Internet report there’s a sex tape with her and husband Jesse James. “There is no sex tape,” she says in a statement to PEOPLE on Tuesday. “There never has been one and there never will be one.” Until now, Bullock, 45, had not commented, remaining in seclusion since reports surfaced that James, 40, allegedly had cheated on her with at least four other women … She spoke out in response to online report that James possesses a graphic sex tape which he could possibly use as leverage in a divorce case.

Now that Sandra has put this silly rumor to rest, it sounds like she may finally be ready to get back into the public eye. Her decision to speak out at long last on this issue might signal her readiness to move forward with her life. I doubt she’ll be issuing any other public statements about her private life but she may be ready to at least return to the world of the living again. The next time we hear from her on her private personal matters, it may come in the form of divorce proceedings.

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Earlier today, we saw photos of the original cast of Jersey Shore as they moved into their temporary new home in Miami Beach, FL to film another season of their show … but it sounds like MTV wants to have its cake and eat it too. While the first batch of JS guidos/guidettes have begun filming another season of drama, MTV is lookin’ to cast an entirely NEW cast of folks to take up residence in the actual Jersey Shore for an entirely different show. Confused? Yeah, me too!

It’s out with the old and in with the new at the Jersey Shore! Do you have what it takes to be the next Pauly D or Snookster? MTV producers are currenty casting a fresh new new crop of “tanned and toned fist pumper(s)” (Their words, not mine….) who can prove they “dominate the gym, tear up the dance floor and rule the bedroom” (I don’t make this stuff up….) to star on future seasons of the network’s breakout reality smash Jersey Shore. On Monday, Doron Ofir Casting launched JerseyShoreCasting.com, the official casting site where aspiring reality stars can apply for Jersey Shore 2010, not to be confused with the original Jersey Shore, which is currently shooting in Miami with the GTLing cast that fans have grown to love to loathe … “I am searching for the proudest, loudest, and wildest to carry on the legacy and No haters allowed,” Doron Ofir, Executive Casting Director for the new Jersey Shore, said in a statement Monday. The casting call is searching for potential cast members nationwide, and filming on Jersey Shore 3 could possibly begin this summer with a season premiere coming as early as October. Interested future Fist Pumpers must be over 21 and “appear to be younger than 30.” For more information, log onto jerseyshorecasting.com.

OOOOH, I get it … Jersey Shore 1.0 is in Miami (and will likely get a name change at some point) and Jersey Shore 2.0 will film at the actual Jersey Shore this Summer for airing after JS 1.0 airs this Summer/Fall (or, it’s possible that MTV is only willing to give the original cast 2 seasons and then they are out … meaning this casting call would be for Jersey Shore season 3). I gotta say … brilliant move, MTV. They’ve got themselves a greasy, tanned and not too bright cash cow that they plan to milk for all its worth. Do YOU think you’ve got what it takes to be on MTV‘s Jersey Shore? Get those applications in, y’all! YOU could be America’s fave new Guido/Guidette!!

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Tonight, David and I will be making our way to Book Soup in West Hollywood, CA to attend a book signing by our good friend Christopher Rice. Christoper‘s new book The Moonlit Earth is available TODAY and while I already downloaded the Kindle version of the book at midnight, I’m really looking forward to getting a hardcopy in person tonight:

If you are in the area, you should come out to see Christopher in person! Hope to see you there!!

• Sean Penn sued for attacking a photographer.
• The shitty people of Fulton, MS who organized a “fake prom” to keep one girl from attending are even shittier than I thought people could be.
• Ryan Seacrest swears he is friends with Simon Cowell.
• Rachel Maddow and her girlfriend Susan Mikula do not watch TV on the weekends.
• Christopher Rice releases his new novel A Moonlit Earth TODAY!!!
• OK, now I’m thirsty for a Coca-Cola.
• Glee‘s Jayne Lynch and her fiancée Lara Embry show off their engagement bling.
• Nicollette Sheridan sues Marc Cherry for assault.
• Annie Leibovitz gets sued AGAIN!
• You’ll never guess where Tina Fey would stick her penis if she had one.
• Just try and ignore the horrible braids.
• Jayde Nicole sucks.
• George Clooney dumps his latest girlfriend.
• Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes keepin’ it together for the kids.
• You gotta love a sensitive man unafraid to cry.
• Candace Cameron Bure (Full House) is 34, Zach Braff is 35, Paul Rudd is 41, Frank Black of The Pixies is 45 and Billy Dee Williams is 73 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Dennis Hopper has been ordered to pay his wife alimony.
• Zoe Saldana doesn’t mind being loved by lesbians.
• Mischa Barton loves her outfit choices.

It’s been a little over a week since we’ve seen Britney Spears out on the town with her agent/beau Jason Trawick but the couple surfaced yesterday to enjoy a little frozen yogurt date at Menchie’s in Calabasas, CA … here are a few photos:

Ah yes … it’s the simple pleasures in life that keep a couple together. David and I are entirely happy together … and entirely boring as well. I’m glad to see that Britwick are just as boring as we are … it bodes well for the longevity of their relationship. Enjoy your sweet dates together, Britwick … they are the things that lasting togetherness are based on :D

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The folks at ABC are finally going on the record as to why the ground-breaking same-sex storyline featured on the daytime drama One Life to Live was axed 3 months before it was meant to run its course. OLTL featured a very open, very honest love story between two male characters named Kyle Lewis and Oliver Fish (played by Brett Claywell and Scott Evans respectively). A few weeks ago, an announcement was made that the couple’s storyline would be hastily wrapped up and that the couple would be leaving the soap for good. ABC tried to downplay the move in light of the fact that it has already been decided that One Life to Live will end at the finish of this season and all of the storylines will have to be wrapped). But, in a statement released to TV Guide, ABC has admitted that the real reason the Kyle & Oliver storyline was axed was because the too gay storyline did not “appeal” to the US daytime audience:

One Life to Live’s landmark same-sex duo, Kyle Lewis (Brett Claywell) and Oliver Fish (Scott Evans), will abruptly exit the soap next week, amidst speculation that ABC dumped them due to complaints from homophobic viewers. The guys’ final scenes together air April 12, when Fish, who’s a cop, goes to court and wins custody of baby Sierra Rose. Kyle, a doctor, is seen just once more after that, on April 16, confirming some huge DNA news to Rex (John-Paul Lavoisier). None of the OLTL brass has been talking on the record about this controversial termination, which came three months before Claywell’s contract was due to expire. Claywell at least got official word from the show the day before the news broke. Evans, who is considered a recurring player and therefore not entitled to official notice, had to hear about his axing via Twitter. At first, ABC tried to play down the double firing in a press statement that trumpeted the Kish story for its boldness and its GLAAD awards, claiming that the couple did indeed resonate with the audience, and making it seem as if their story had simply played itself out and come to a natural conclusion. But, finally, we have some honesty and a little bit more clarity! In an exclusive statement to TV Guide Magazine, ABC Daytime PR chief Jori Petersen now says “The Kish story did not have the appeal we hoped it would. We are going to spend our time on stories that have a more favorable reaction from our audience.” Naturally, the situation has the Kishinistas apoplectic. “It’s the most angry and vocal fan reaction to a firing I’ve ever seen and a lot of it is coming from straight women,” says Jamey Giddens, editorial director of the popular Daytime Confidential Web site. “This goes far beyond the response we got when Days of Our Lives fired Deidre Hall and Drake Hogestyn.” Gay media, which applauded OLTL for its realistic and passionate depiction of men in love, is handling things way better than the fans. “Kish brought a lot of attention and energy to OLTL, so this is not a smart move from either a business or a karmic point of view,” observes AfterElton.com editor Michael Jensen. “Still, we shouldn’t throw out the baby with the bathwater. ABC made history here. The network deserves credit for making a lot of progress.” Claywell seconds that emotion: “Pulling the story off the air is like taking two steps back but I don’t fault ABC,” the actor says. “The fact they let us tell this story at all is what’s important, and if I had to lose my job to get this on TV, then I’m proud of that. I’m just kinda sad and really sorry that there’s still so much fear and ignorance in our society. Maybe five years from now, this won’t happen to two other actors portraying this kind of story.” Claywell suspects the writing was on the wall back on December 30, 2009 when OLTL showed Kyle and Fish in the throes of lusty sex, a first for gay males on a daytime soap (if you don’t count that down-low guy and the psychotic hermaphrodite on Passions). ABC chose not to promote the event in advance, as if hoping not to alarm or infuriate viewers. “I was definitely hurt by that,” Claywell says. “We should have gotten a lot more attention for those groundbreaking scenes. For them to not tell anybody that we were about to make history makes me think the wheels were already in emotion to get rid of us” … The firing will leave CBS’ As the World Turns as the only soap with vital gay characters right now, and that has AfterElton’s Jensen noting a disconnect. “Isn’t the goal of the soaps—and really all programming—to lure younger viewers?” he asks. “Well, it’s the younger viewers who are just fine about seeing gay people on TV. They are much more tolerant than older viewers. They live in a world where diversity is increasing and is an accepted part of life.” Jensen adds that gay fans feel a sense of ownership when it comes to gay characters. “We have so few good representations out there that you become attached to the ones that do exist,” he says. “Obviously, we can’t demand that OLTL keep gay characters on its canvas. It’s their show, not ours. But we sure have a right to say ‘If you have no gay characters then you’re not doing your job when it comes to reflecting reality.’”

I don’t watch OLTL but I understand that while this honest love story was being told, another storyline was unfolding that involved fake same-sex relationship orchestrated to win an election … or some nonsense like that. I’m sure that confusion didn’t help matters. In the end, soap operas mainly appeal to an older audience that is not as accepting of new things as a younger audience might be. This is why the longest running daytime dramas revolved around age-old storylines that aren’t at all revolutionary … soap operas rarely rock the boat. I’ve been watching The Young and the Restless for years and while some gay characters are featured, they are never in the forefront, never central characters and their love affairs are never highlighted in any real way (The Bold and the Beautiful, which revolves around the world of fashion design, does not currently feature ANY gay characters at all). It does not surprise me that soap operas are dying … one by one. If they will not evolve and grow then they will surely all die out. In the end, I feel it’s for the best. The end of stagnant soap operas that choose to ignore a large segment of the population will only make way for more TV shows that feature the inclusion of all types of TV characters. I do commend One Life to Live for making a go of the Kish storyline. At the very least, daytime TV viewers got to see that same-sex love is really no different than heterosexual love. Love is love.

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Jake Gyllenhaal, who will star this Summer in the big screen adaptation of the video game Prince of Persia, has revealed how he managed to pump up his body to get it in peak physical condition for his role as the muscular Prince Dastan. Jake explains that he used the French martial art of Parkour (taught to him by the inventor himself) to beef up his body to look like this:

“[I] never did anything this intensive before [to change my body]. It’s a physical role. And when I commit to playing a part, it’s 110 percent,” said the 29-year-old actor. “We worked really closely with David Belle, who invented Parkour. I worked with a lot of gymnasts. I started jumping off of a lot of things that were padded and learned the fundamental stuff, and then slowly started working on harder surfaces, really carefully. And I’d say, ‘OK, I’ll try it,’ and then I’d say, ‘OH GOD. OH, please.’ But then I’d get it, and we’d go a little further and a little longer and a little higher and just kept it up,” explained Gyllenhaal, who did many of his own stunts during filming, even scaring himself at some points. “It got a little bit dicey there near the end, when they saw that I liked doing things that were dangerous. I tried my hand at things that were pushing it a little bit. There was this big 35 foot jump that I did that got a little hairy.”

Jakey poo has vowed that he plans to keep his body in shape by practicing Parkour even tho filming has wrapped on his movie … and I, for one, hope he keeps his promise. With the Summer months on the way, there will be plenty of opportunities for Jake to go shirtless. I don’t care how he gets his body to look this good, I just want him to continue ;)

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