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Over the weekend there was a BREAKING NEWS report that Tom Cruise was involved in a motorcycle accident that very nearly resulted in his DEATH were it not for his quick thinking and adept ability to leap to safety from his bike as it skidded towards DOOM! In the wake of that report (which has since been amended), stories quickly spread about Cruise‘s condition far and wide. It turns out that no such accident ever occurred — at all — and, in addition to publicly denying the accident report, Cruise went out for a little ride on his shiny red Ducati motorcycle to prove that neither he nor his bike were injured in the fabricated accident:

This just in—believing everything you read online can be risky business. In case you were worried after reading the breathless “exclusive” headline on Hollywoodlife.com today proclaiming “Tom Cruise Hurt in Motorcycle Accident—His Quick Moves Saved His Life!,” go ahead and exhale. Mr. Mission: Impossible is A-OK. His publicist, Amanda Lundberg, tells E! News that the 47-year-old Cruise was not involved in any such incident. “Totally false,” she says of the report, which also claimed Cruise needed medical attention at a nearby hospital. “Not true at all.” Cruise’s official Twitter feed also shoots down the report: “Tom NOT in motorcycle accident 2day…Tom tells us he hasn’t been on his bike in days due 2 the weather, but when it clears up, look out. ;)” There was a bike accident in L.A. today involving a red Ducati near Koi Restaurant, and while similar, it was not obviously not Cruise’s motorcycle. Besides, didn’t Hollywoodlife get the message? It’s Cruise who’s usually doing the real-life heroics, not the one in need of rescue.

While I am not the biggest Tom Cruise fan, I am happy to know that he was not involved in any kind of accident. The guy may be cruiseazy but I don’t wish him any harm or ill will. You know, if the guy who got into that reported motorcycle accident was wearing the same kind of helmet that Tommy boy is wearing in these photos, I can see how it might be easy to get the identity wrong. In any event, the happy news is that Tom Cruise is safe and sound and still tooling around LA on his shiny bike. The world can continue to turn now.

[Photo credit: X17; Source]