See … I always knew that Gerard Butler was a cheeky guy … and now, I can prove it. Jennifer Aniston and co-star/rumored beau Gerard Butler were spotted in Paris, France this week doing promo for their new film The Bounty Hunter. Jen and Gerry posed for a photo and he thought it would be funny to, well, finger Jen’s bum as the photo was taken … what he didn’t know was that the pair were being photographed from behind as well:

It’s official … Jennifer Aniston has been Butlered. As Gerard Butler and Jen struck poses from the front, an enterprising photog got the real story from behind. The pics were taken on the Seine River in Paris, during their tour hawking “The Bounty Hunter.” Looks like the hunter caught his prey.

LOL!! I suppose some of you can still believe that these two are “just friends” but this gropey action seems a bit more intimate than normal friendship calls for. Even People magazine is reporting that the pair were lookin’ more lovey-dovey than “just friendly”:

In town to promote The Bounty Hunter, the costars enjoyed a private river cruise on the Seine Saturday evening. Though the single stars have denied romance rumors, a source tells PEOPLE they looked as friendly and flirty as ever on their boat ride. “They were very close,” the source says. “They really warmed up the room” … Aniston and Butler stayed close throughout the night, the source said, “hugging and touching each other” on the cruise, which docked later at the Quai d’Orsay. With Sunday night scheduled for a Champs-Elysées red carpet premiere of their romantic comedy, the costars will then spend several days traveling across Europe.

Folks, they are SO doing it. God bless ‘em … I’m sure they could both use the lovin’. Here’s to a happy trip for the both of them … Bums away!!

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Congratulations are in order for Bravo TV reality star Bethenny Frankel, the formerly unlucky in love sole single castmember (ie. never married) of The Real Housewives of NYC, and her new hubby Jason Hoppy who got themselves hitched in Manhattan yesterday! Bethenny, knocked up and fabulous, finally said I Do to the man of her dreams … which was NOT filmed for airing on RHONYC later in the season. We’re gonna have to wait until Frankel‘s own spin-off show, Bethenny’s Getting Married, debuts on Bravo TV later this year. Here are a couple photos of the just-weds as they made their way out of their boisterous wedding reception last night and some deets from the affair:

Bravo, Bethenny! Real Housewives of New York City’s Bethenny Frankel and her beau Jason Hoppy were married at the Four Seasons in New York on Sunday. “I’m a real housewife!” Frankel tweeted on Monday morning. “On way to honeymoon. best night of my life. your messages were so beautiful & sentimental. have a great week tweeps!” The couple’s guests included Frankel’s castmates Alex McCord and Ramona Singer and Today show co-host Hoda Kotb. Singer tells PEOPLE the wedding was “amazing – the Rolls Royce of weddings!” Guests dined on lobster ravioli, sirloin steak and fish, and a red velvet wedding cake. The night “was full of emotion and laughter – a beautiful wedding,” said a friend of Frankel’s. Frankel, 39, who is seven months pregnant, has been with Hoppy, a businessman, since late 2008. She found out she was pregnant last October, and wanted to get married before becoming a mom. She said at the time: “I got engaged, we got pregnant, and we’re gonna get married. It’s a miracle.” Bravo’s cameras were on hand at the wedding to capture the occasion for Frankel’s upcoming Housewives spin-off, Bethenny’s Getting Married.

I honestly never understood how Bethenny got cast on the show in the first place … she’s was not a housewife at all and yet, she was cast on a show about housewives. Still, she’s among my fave characters on the show. I’m glad she’s finally coming into her own … it’s about time she stop being the “underdog” and become the star she’s meant to be. Congrats to her and hubby Jason … next up, the birth of their baby. Bethenny‘s life seems really great right now … I hope she enjoys it and wish the Hoppys a lifetime of happiness! Mazel Tov!

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In June of last year, we got to see a few photos of Madonna‘s much-younger toyboy Jesus Luz in the Brazilian magazine Joyce Pascowitch and today we get to see a few more (outtake?) photos from the shoot. The photos were snapped by the very talented photographer Tom Munro … behold:

This, my fine friends, is what is known as “high fashion”. Yep. After the jump, if you dare, see a few more high fashion photos of horny little Jesus …

Yesterday my dear David jetted off to NYC to spend the week with his sister before I meet up with him and his family in Connecticut for Passover/Easter next weekend. After I dropped him off at the airport, I met up with my DEAR friends Tammy and Russ for an LA Kings hockey game at the Staples Center. Tammy got us the SWEEEET hook-up in an VIP suite and, let me tell you, it was Posh, y’all:

I’ve been in suites before but this one was SICK! It was like we were in a very nice living room, fully stocked with food and drink, and a profession hockey game was taking place in the room with us. Center ice … it don’t get much better than that. Oh wait, yes, it does … there’s a full McDonald’s inside the Staples Center and at about the 2nd period, a fancy dessert cart comes along to all of the suites. It was … THE best hockey game I’ve ever been to … and I barely watched the game :)

This afternoon, I met up with Darion so that I could meet (finally) his sister Damien, brother in law Kurt and nephew Grayson. I had to quit blogging for a bit so I could sup with them … I’ll have a fun pic to share tomorrow.

It’s hot outside, y’all … I need to get out of the house. Happy Sunday!!

• Matt Damon gets roasted.
• THIS former American Idol contestant is gettin’ fully nekkid on the Broadway stage in Hair these days.
• The Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards are handed out.
• Pssst! That Harry Potter lawsuit has been quietly settled.
• Contrary to popular belief, Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley are NOT back together.
• John Cusack found the 80′s “dark” and “depressing”.
• Madonna vows to never stop touring.
• Lady Gaga is 24, Julia Stiles is 29, Vince Vaughn is 40, Cheryl James-Wray of Salt-N-Pepa is 44, Reba McEntire is 55 and Dianne Wiest is 62 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• At last!! Miley Cyrus admits that she desperately needs the aid of an acting coach.

Huzzah!! It is time, once again, to gawk and gander at the Hot Dude of the Week, y’all!! Today, we get to meet a FINE lookin’ chap who was photographed by Karl Simone … as you can see from the following photo, all this week’s Hot Dude needs is a pair of jeans to look smokin’ hot … especially since he’s not actually wearing the jeans. Meet Allen Walker:

Yes, people … Allen, here, is a great candidate for the Hot Dude of the Week. Smoldering good looks, chiseled muscles, pants in hand … we’ve got a winner!! With the sunny weather heatin’ up all over the place (especially here in SoCal, where temps will be in the 80′s today) it would make sense that people might want to wear as little or NO clothing at all. Thank you Allen for showing us how it’s done … right ;) Enjoy!!

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Shirley Manson, my fave Oliver Peoples Eyewear spokesmodel du jour, is featured in the pages of the new issue of British Elle magazine. In her interview, Shirley teases that plans are in the works not only for her own solo album … but for the reformation of Garbage AND a short film of some sort. As you may recall, Shirley posted a message on her Facebook account alerting fans to the fact that she’s been in the studio with her Garbage bandmates … so her interview teases may actually come to fruition. Here is one of Shirley‘s Elle mag photos and some excerpts from her interview:

On the music bug: “I went to Coachella and for the first time I thought ‘OK I’m ready to do this again’, I got that burn-y feeling.”

On her recent tragedies: “When Mum became ill with dementia, it knocked the stuffing out of me. I didn’t want to make music anymore, didn’t feel creative, I could barely function.” [...] “Friends of mine lost their six-year old son to cancer last year and asked me to sing Life on Mars, at the memorial. We were all in so much pain but it meant so much to them that I could sing that song and so much to me that I was able to do something. It made me realize how music sustains people. I don’t know why I turned my back on it.”

On her future plans: “There is talk about doing my own record, reforming with Garbage and a short film too. Whether it’ll all come off, I don;t know. I’ve learnt in life that I need to take it one day at a time.”

On her body issues: “I used to get upset that I wasn’t pretty enough and I didn’t enjoy photo shoots. But when I watched myself on TV, I saw myself in a normal light and I’d aged. It came as a relief that I could accept who I was and where I was.”

On fear of aging: “I think that comes from fear of not having chances, not being able to live the life you want. But I believe if you’re an interesting person your life is not going to shrink. I wouldn’t go as far as to say I’m comfortable with getting older, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to be told that my life is over because I’m supposedly over the hill.”

On her latest music discoveries: “I’m crazy about Them Crooked Vultures, absolutely nuts about that record. I love the new Spinnerette record and the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, I’m crazy about Karen O. She’s one of the few women who’s come up in my generation who has genuinely thrilled me.”

OMG … LOVE this interview!! The thought of Shirley making music again just gets me all hot and bothered. Please, Shirley, make a solo album AND another Garbage album. Your fans are dying for your music! But, before I plead for new music some more, let’s look at some of the other photos of Shirley from his issue of Elle magazine — after the jump …

Jason Wahler, who — at the young age of 23 — was just recently arrested TWICE in the span of about a week bringing his arrest grand total to 7 (6 domestic, 1 international), gave an interview with US Weekly to talk about how “ashamed” and “sorry” he is for all of his arrests. Here is what he had to say:

Former Hills star Jason Wahler says he felt incredible “shame” when he made headlines again last weekend for his sixth alcohol-related arrest in recent years. A week prior, online video footage also surfaced of Wahler, 23, being cuffed by Mexican police in Cabo San Lucas March 11 after he allegedly got into a club brawl. “I am very, very ashamed of everything,” he tells UsMagazine.com. “I am very sorry for everything that’s happened.” So what went wrong for Wahler, who claimed in 2007 that he had cleaned up his act and even did a stint with inpatient rehab? About six months ago, he tells Us he moved back to Orange County from L.A. and enrolled in the University of Phoenix in Fountain Valley, Calif., hoping to earn a business degree. He even began going to AA up to five times a week. “I had a sponsor and stuff,” says Wahler. “You know, the whole thing.” While traveling to L.A. “doing the whole movie stuff,” he says he “got distracted” and “started falling out of the program … I lost contact with my sponsor.” He slowly began drinking again. “It was one drink or a few,” he says. “It wasn’t a binge or anything.” On March 19, he was taken into custody at 10:54 p.m. for DUI while driving a 2008 Chevy Tahoe. He likely will face jail time. He declined to talk about the incident, but he tells Us, “I think everything happens for a reason. God did that to me, so maybe I would be at [rock] bottom and want to climb my way to the top.” With the help of his new girlfriend and friends and family, he returned to AA this past Wednesday. “It’s all about getting back on track,” Wahler tells Us. “My girlfriend, my parents, my brothers, my sisters and a handful of my best friends are willing to do everything to keep me out of trouble. “I never want to drink again,” he adds. He says he’ll also avoid L.A. “unless it’s crucial for work. If I do go, I will go with my father or somebody who is a sober support. But I definitely won’t be going out! “If I don’t stay sober,” he tells Us, “I am not going to have a life.”

To his credit, I will say that it sounds like he’s got the right attitude … now. But I’m concerned that his blaming God for “doing that to him” is proof that he is not taking responsibility for his actions. I’m not sure what “movie stuff” keeps bringing him to LA but mebbe he needs to find a different line of work. It’s hard not to be suspicious of this latest apology but … for his sake, I hope he really means it this time. To be arrested 7 times in only 23 years is pretty insane. Best of luck drying out, Jason. I truly hope you are successful.

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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson may have broken up ages ago but the pair were reunited in cyberspace for moment yesterday on the social networking site known as Twitter. L. Lo, amongst her stream of not-very-interesting tweets, posted a message asking the Twitterverse for more followers … Sam, an avid Twitter user herself, responded to Lindsay‘s plea. Here is how the exchange went down:

Hahahaha!! It’s unclear if Sam‘s tweet was meant to be cheeky or she really wants her to go away — permanently but … I LOLed. While I’m bummed that L. Ron couldn’t make it work, I think things work out for the best. Lindsay was stable for a very long time when she was with Samantha … now, she’s a mess again without Sam. Ah well … people need to save themselves, not rely on others for salvation. Keep tweeting, ladies … sometimes you can be very entertaining :)

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Mischa Barton, who hasn’t really done much in recent months to warrant all that much attention (especially since her most recent TV series got canceled after only 2 episodes), finally did something this week that is worth discussing … homegirl, while taking a moment to enjoy some alone-time by herself at Coldwater Canyon Park in Beverly Hills, CA, decided the time was right to go digging for stuff in her nose … natch, while the paparazzi were snapping away:

Oh, Mischa … remember when you had a promising career full of hope and wonder? Now, all you’ve got is a nose full of boogies and a dirty finger. Bless your heart. It looks like she was reading a script in between digging sessions so mebbe she’s got a new job on the horizon? Let’s hope she gets the part, not being able to afford tissue to blow one’s nose is pretty sad :(

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