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Michael Lohan, estranged father of Lindsay Lohan and all around toolbag, suffered a minor heart attack yesterday while training in NY for an upcoming “celebrity” boxing match. Apparently, Lohan was having chest pains that began to radiate thru his arm … so he was immediately rushed to the hospital:

Lindsay Lohan’s dad had a heart attack today, according to his girlfriend/non-doctor Kate Major. Michael Lohan was taken to a hospital in New York after suffering chest pains that radiated to his arms. Kate says an EKG showed evidence of a heart attack. Kate says Michael is at St. Francis Hospital in Manhasset. She says Michael will undergo a “procedure” but wasn’t specific. Back on March 6, Michael suffered chest pains and was told by his doctor that he needed a heart catheterization.

The good news (depending on your perspective) is that Michael Lohan is resting comfortably in the hospital … the bad news (again, depending on your perspective) is that he will have to undergo a painful angioplasty operation to regulate his heart. Lohan was feeling well enough to send emails from his hospital bed. After the jump, read the latest update on his health directly from the man himself …

“Guess my heart was in a hurry; it couldn’t wait ’til Friday. Going up for the angio in a few. Ugh. They do it through your inner thigh. YUCK!”

YUCK! indeed. Say what you will about Michael Lohan, I would never want to wish ill will toward anyone. I truly hope he will be able to fully recover so that he can live on to torment us with his douchey behavior for many years to come.

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