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What happens when you throw a house party in Hollywood and you leave your door open to any an all comers? Well, you never know who might come stumbling over your threshhold … unannounced … at 4AM … after the party is long over … which is exactly what happened last Saturday here in SoCal when Kiefer Sutherland did that exact thing at a house party here in LA. Here is a pic of the Kief along with an explanation by the host of said house party:

What do LA-ers do on a Saturday night when they get tired of bar hopping and searching for the Kogi taco truck? They throw a house party! This past Saturday my roommates (Serious ‘Stache contributors) and I decided to open our Beachwood Canyon abode to neighbors, friends, and apparently, Kiefer Sutherland. That’s the beauty of Los Angeles; you never know which inebriated movie star will totter through your door– even if it is 4am and you are the only one left standing, cleaning beer cans and cigarette butts off the floor. Kief walked in looking for a wild rager, only to find me in all my glory, knee deep in trash and clad in flannel pajama pants from 1997. Word travels fast in Hollywood, but not quite fast enough for Old Kief to make it to the party on time. He was kind enough to bring a bottle of Jameson with him (it’s always polite to bring some alcohol to the party.) I’ve gotta say, Kiefer turned out to be one hot fox and a very nice guy. He took time to chat with everyone (he’s sociable), complimented the house decor (he’s courteous), he offered me a swig from his bottle (he’s giving), and let me take a few iphone photos for my mom (she loves 24). He also has a way with words, because as he was leaving he told me (and I quote) that he would “like to maul me like a Russian bear. Like. From that one movie. About a Russian. And a bear.” I don’t know exactly what that means, but I will definitely take it from Jack Bauer.

LOL!! Oh Kiefer … you truly are quite the party animal, you cad. While I’m a bit bothered by the fact that Kiefer still seems to have control issues when it comes to consuming alcohol (a problem that has gotten him in trouble many times before), I’m glad to know that he is a kind party guest (even at 4AM). I don’t know what I would do if Kiefer Sutherland crashed a party at my house but I would hope that it would go down like this scenario here. Much love to the folks at Serious ‘Stache for the head’s up on this AWESOME tale! It sounds like YOUR parties are the kind that I’d love to attend ;)

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