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With the remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street hitting theaters on April 30, we should be ready to be inundated with a bunch of Nightmare promo items and product tie-ins … like, for example, the new Freddy Krueger action figures which will be made available for sale very soon! Here is our first look at the scary Krueger action figure along with a review by Jorge Pelaez:

On April 30th, Warner Bros. is set to release the new Nightmare on Elm Street remake starring Jackie Earle Haley as Freddy Krueger. In anticipation of this brand new take on the Elm Street story, NECA brings us not one, but two action figures of the famed killer: A realistic figure of him as Fred Krueger before he was burned, and another figure depicting him in all his charred glory as Freddy Kueger.

PACKAGING: Both figures are packaged in the standard rectangular clamshell packaging that has become a standard with NECA. The package is surrounded by different images from the new film and features a miniature version of the first teaser poster on the front side of the package insert.

SCULPTING: Although the film has not yet been released, the full movie trailer reveals enough of Freddy to get a good idea of what he looks like. NECA’s sculpt work on the Freddy figure seems to be dead-on to what he looks like in the movie. Freddy’s new burnt look more accurately portrays a true burn victim’s face – melted flesh and very little facial characteristics. This is very different from the make-up Robert Englund wore in the previous Nightmare films which preserved the actor’s facial features and simply added scarring and tears all around. Freddy’s sweater is finely detailed and has a rrealistic fabric texture which makes it look as if it were made of cotton rather than plastic. The fedora is made of flexible rubber and can be placed on Freddy’s head in many different ways. The new bladed glove is highly detailed and does not look bad for such a particularly small piece. The heads sculpts on Fred and Freddy Krueger are both well done, but the pre-Freddy head is amazing – bearing an uncanny likeness to actor Jackie Earle Haley.

PAINT: NECA has done a fantastic job with the detailing and color application on both figures. The Freddy heads are both painted in a hyper-realistic way and the detailing on the eyes particularly stands out in contrast with his burned face. The burned and tattered sweater is painted exceptionally well with plenty of dry-brushing and washes which make it look as if it were a real sweater.

Check out a couple other photos of the new Freddy Krueger dolls and read more deets about the figures after the jump …

Last night David and I ventured south to Manhattan Beach to meet up with our friends Josh and Emma and their friend Andrew for dinner and a movie. First, we hit a Middle Eastern restaurant called Open Sesame (which was pretty fantastic but my heart still belongs to Cedar Gardens back home in Dearborn, MI) and then we went to see the Academy Award-nominated for Foreign Language Film A Prophet:

A Prophet is a French film that tells the tale of a young man doing time in prison … but it is so much more than that. There aren’t enough words to express how impressed I was with this film. It is not your conventional film in that it is not predictable and the story is wholly entertaining. The acting performances were utterly superb. It is deffo one of those film’s I would heartily recommend to any one. I think we decided that a good description of the film is The Shawshank Redemption meets The Godfather. It’s gritty and grisly in some parts but the whole thing just works. I had no idea how the movie would resolve itself … which is a great way to keep the audience engrossed. We all loved the movie very much … it’s very clear that this film got robbed of the Best Foreign Film trophy at the Academy Awards this year … it really should’ve won.

I have to say, and this has nothing to do with the film itself, I had no idea that French prisons were so posh! If US inmates were able to get day leaves from prison to work on the outside then our prisons would be empty cuz they’d all just leave and never come back. Gotta love the French sensibility of paying for one’s crimes. Anyways … see this movie while you can. It’s really excellent.

Today is a beautifully sunny day … I’m hoping to get out and enjoy some of it.

DON’T FORGET TO TURN YOUR CLOCKS FORWARD TONIGHT … it’s Daylight’s Savings Time again! Spring Forward, y’all!!

• Hilary Duff is SO embarrassed by THESE photos.
• Aww shucks. Lil’ Wayne is not allowed to sign autographs in prison :(
• Corey Haim‘s drug use linked to a “massive illegal drug ring”???
• In addition to hosting Saturday Night Live on May 8, Betty White will also be guest starring on The Middle.
• Sharon Osbourne denies that Kelly O. got any weight loss surgery.
• The real Runaways to reform?
• Kid Rock loses his court battle, will have to pay out $35,000 to 3 men he was convicted of assaulting.
• Danny Masterson is 34, Common is 38, Adam Clayton of U2 is 50, Dana Delaney is 54 and William H. Macy is 60 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• LOL!! Coco FTW!

Here is this week’s batch of photos sent in by Pink is the new Blog readers — Nicole sends in the CUTEST PICTURE of her 2 month old son Miles sharing a cute wink and peace sign with all of us today — Tory sends in an adorable photo of her daughter Kayden posing with the family’s newest addition … a Rottweiler puppy named Gotham — Lisa and her BFF send in a cute and very ORANGE photo from Syracuse University — Lorna sends in a fun photo from her Oscar party last weekend — Erica sends in an amazing photo from the steps of Torrance High School in Torrance, CA which was used as Sunnydale High on Buffy the Vampire Slayer (as well as West Beverly High on Beverly Hills, 90201) taken on her recent visit to SoCal:

Much, much love to all y’all for this week’s batch of fun photos … they are all fantastic. Miles is just the cutest little guy, Tory‘s new pooch is like the PERFECT looking puppy Rottweiler, Lisa might be happy to know that David is a proud Syracuse alum, Lorna sent in a lot of amazing Oscar party photos and Erica at Sunnydale High just made my day. Please, keep your amazing photos coming … I love receiving them and sharing them with the world!! Keep ‘em coming!! xo

Gwen Stefani, who has been off the radar for quite a few months, is back and on the cover of the new issue of In Style magazine. Gwen takes on 20 questions posed by the mag and also poses for a fairly stylish (yet sometimes tacky) accompanying photospread. Ah … it’s great to have Gwen back, no?

You can click HERE to read the fully transcribed interview and click HERE to see the accompanying photospread.

This is actually a very cool interview. She covers a lot of topics … it’s cool to hear her talk about mom stuff. She is so a mom more than she is a popstar anymore, it’s really sweet. I like this photospread for the most part … the white lace outfit, tho, is tacky. I believe it’s a L.A.M.B. design so … yeah. Otherwise, great shoot … and great interview. Welcome back, Gwen!

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Aussie actor and recent GQ magazine coverboy Sam Worthington may like to but on a manly action movie persona on the big screen (in movies like Terminator: Salvation, Avatar and the upcoming film Clash of the Titans) but in his everyday life, he doesn’t seem quite so rough and tumble. Here are a couple of cute pics of Sam out and about on the streets of SoCal this week gabbin’ on the phone with his sassy little man bag:

I love the man bag! Ya know, sometimes guys have a lot of shizz to carry around that just won’t fit in pants pockets … sometimes you need a bag. As far as man bags go, Sam‘s here is on the manlier side. It looks a lot like the satchel that Jack Bauer on 24 carries around when he’s saving the world from the forces of evil. While I doubt that Sam‘s packin’ as much heat as Jack Bauer usually packs in his man bag, I’m sure he’s got only the most necessary essentials in his little sack. He wears it well, don’t you think?

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Tiger Woods made a public apology on national TV on February 19 to try and make amends for his now infamous Tiger Woods Cheating Scandal … and right on cue, the animated series South Park will lampoon Tiger‘s televised apology on their new season premiere ep airing just under a month after Woods‘s apology on March 17. Here is our first look at “Tiger Woods” on South Park:

“South Park” would not miss the chance to mock on Tiger Woods and his press conference to confirm that he had performed infidelity in the past. The married golfer is animated in the Comedy Central series and the character said he’s entitled to enjoy the temptation that comes with being a successful celebrity. Cartman is seen behind him throughout. The Tiger Woods episode will be the opening of the 14th season which begins Wednesday, March 17. “It’s such an important issue in America right now – the sex addiction outbreak,” creator Matt Stone told the AP on Friday, March 12. “We’re all really concerned about him and hope he gets better.” Stone, who worked on the show with Trey Parker, said that they could make an entire season out of Woods’ story. “There’s a delicacy in talking about (Woods) that we don’t have to worry about,” Stone said. Tiger Woods made a statement before selected audience at TPC Sawgrass, home of the PGA Tour, on February 19 in Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida. He admitted to cheating on wife Elin Nordegren and asked for privacy during the difficult time. Stone said he was both fascinated and disgusted by Woods’ public apology, but would not reveal how they will translate it on the episode.

Well, I guess we’re just gonna hafta tune in to the season premiere of South Park to see how Tiger‘s apology will translate on the show. To be honest, I can’t even tell you the last time I watched a full episode of SP … it’s been a few years (I believe I was still with Erik when I was still enamored of the show) … but I really love how the show is able to capitalize and pounce on news of the day in such an almost immediate manner. After the jump, check out a very short preview clip from this season premiere ep of South Park for a taste of what’s in store …

Despite causing a bit of controversy here in the US when it debuted on MTV late last year, Jersey Shore has been picked up by MTV Italia for broadcast in Italy. The move it seen as a smart one on MTV Italia‘s part because the derogatory term “guido” is, apparently, much-used in Italy so a show about a group of self-absorbed, self-proclaimed guidos and guidettes is likely to play well with the audience there … at least, that is the hope of the network. Here are the deets of Jersey Shore‘s move to the motherland:

Despite being deemed as the false portrayal of Italian American, “Jersey Shore” will be exposed to Italian youngsters later this month. Variety reported that MTV Italia has purchased the right to broadcast the first season of the reality show that follows so-called guidos and guidettes living under one roof. MTV Italia will start airing the show on Monday, March 22 at 10/9c. And given that MTV is aired on free TV in Italy, “Jersey Shore” could actually absorb huge rating from the 20 million plus households. Also, less or little opposition from advocacy groups are expected since the term “guido” is commonly used in the country. Although MTV defended that Snooki, The Situation, J-Woww, Sammie and the others are the “most famous Italoamericans in the world”, a leading daily newspaper in Italy thought otherwise. Corriere della Sera noted “as if the boors on ‘Big Brother’ weren’t enough, now we are importing a reality show that even boosts our country’s bad name.” In the U.S, “Jersey Shore” is often in the middle of controversy. New Jersey Italian and Italian American Heritage Commission sent a letter to Viacom, MTV’s parent company, asking them to cancel the show for its “offensive, inaccurate” portrayal of Italian-Americans. Nevertheless, MTV renewed it for season 2 because the first one concluded with 4 million viewers. The second season allegedly will be relocated to Miami, possibly Mynt Beach. The cast are expected to arrive in the new home and start shooting on March 20.

I’m of the mind that Jersey Shore may do well on Italian TV NOT because of the guido connection but because it will give Italians a PERFECT reason to laugh their asses off at American morons. I highly doubt anyone in Italy will identify with the cast of Jersey Shore … especially since many of the castmembers are NOT Italian at all. It remains to be seen how this show will be received in Italy but I’m dying to find out. Will Italians love it or loathe it? Stay tuned.

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Alas … sad news to pass along today. Ghost Whisperer co-stars and once paramours Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy have broken up, y’all. I can’t say that this news comes as a big surprise to me … you may recall that J. Love celebrated her birthday last month in high style and, curiously, Jamie was not in attendance at her shindig. I thought it was very odd that Jamie was not included (for whatever reason) in Jennifer‘s fun birthday party … I guess now we know why. Jamie Love is dunzo, y’all!

After a year-long romance, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy have broken up, a rep has confirmed exclusively to PEOPLE. No further details were available. Though some in the blogosphere called them an unlikely couple, Kennedy and Hewitt regularly gushed over each other. When Kennedy first confirmed the romance in March 2009, he told Ryan Seacrest during a radio interview, “I’m in love!” Describing his costar on Ghost Whisperer, Kennedy said: “It’s like, ‘Wow, you are hot. You can sing, you can dance, you’re like, so smart and, wow, you can cook pasta fagioli, too.’ ” Hewitt called her beau “hilarious,” but praised him as more than just a funnyman. “There are people in your life who are just supportive and who just look at you and they see who you are,” Hewitt told Ellen DeGeneres last year. “And [Jamie] really saw who I was as a person more than anybody had ever done in my whole life. I think that’s for me when I sort of went, ‘Oh, wow.’ “

Ugh … as unsurprising as this break-up is … it really seems like these two weren’t meant to be. Jennifer Love broke up with her fiancée of 3 years, Ross McCall, in January of 2009 and she was already hooked up and dating Jamie by March of 2009. If that isn’t a classic case of rebound, I don’t know what is. To be honest, I’m surprised that Jamie Love lasted a year. It is very sad that things couldn’t work out for them … but these things just sort of happen. I’m sure J. Love will find someone new in no time … and I wish nothing but the greatest happiness for Jamie Kennedy (who is a really great guy). Boo … it’s a shame that things just couldn’t work out :(

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