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It was bound to happen … it really was only a matter of time. First the Twilight phenomenon has inspired its own illegal heroin and now it has finally inspired it’s own porn. G magazine has published a series of photographs featuring model Kayo Felipe as a hot, sexy and TOTALLY NEKKID werewolf like the ones featured in the sequel film The Twilight Saga: New Moon. Felipe even goes nekkid with long hair and short hair:

A revista G Magazine estreia o ano (edição 148) com um ensaio especial, no qual os instintos mais primitivos e verdadeiros vêm à tona quando aflora o lado selvagem e sexy. Em cena, um “lobo” que se prepara para enfrentar o oponente expondo toda sua arrebatadora natureza. Protagonizado com dedicação pelo modelo Kayo Felipe em dois momentos distintos, ambos deliciosos, o objetivo do ensaio de capa da G é nos fazer uivar, e chamar pelo nome e corpo do homem lobo. Para tê-lo sempre próximo, pronto para saciar nossos desejos mais viscerais. Na revista impressa, que está nas bancas, você confere tudo isso e muito mais. E, especialmente para a G Online, disponibilizamos já fotos do ensaio e um hot vídeo em formato especialíssimo. Delicie-se.

Mais sobre nosso lobo: Modelo e dançarino paulista Kayo Felipe, 23 anos, 90 kg, 1,81 m, é destaque das festas e boates GLS de todo o país. Com traços latinos, muito sex appeal e semelhanças físicas com o ator Taylor Lautner, ele atendeu prontamente nossa chamada para incorporar com dedicação um lobo transbordando de adrenalina e tesão neste especial inspirado na saga cinematográfica Crepúsculo/Lua Nova.

I have NO idea what any of this says … but who needs to read copy when there are EXTREMELY NSFW images to see. Be warned, these photos are very explicit … this model is completely nekkid. Check out the photos, if you dare, after the jump …

Paris Hilton managed to get busted in SoCal this week for illegally driving her car in a bike lane. As far as I know, she did not accidentally hit any bikers with her vehicle but who knows what would’ve happened had the police officer pull her over. Meh, it happens to everyone, I’m sure … but it’s kinda funny when stuff like this happens to Paris Hilton:

Paris Hilton had a lucky escape from the law yesterday after she accidentally drove in a bicycle lane. The hotel heiress, 29, was spotted veering her GMC Yukon Hybrid into the cyclists’ lane on her way back from a shopping trip in Hollywood. After being stopped by police, Hilton was given a stern talking to by an officer, who then let her continue her journey with a warning. Seated at the wheel of her 2008 4X4, Hilton obediently showed the officer her driving license. Hilton was on her way back home after splashing out several thousand dollars in the Apple store on Melrose Avenue. During her retail excursion, she updated her Twitter page: ‘Just got some new computers and electronic gadgets at The Melrose Mac Store. I am such a tech nerd ;) I can’t help it! Technology Rocks! :)’

What I don’t understand is why the cops continue to let celebs off with warnings like this. I find it very hard to believe that Paris Hilton would really learn a lesson from a “stern-talking to” but, then again, I doubt a $70 ticket would have any greater effect. I guess the lesson here is if you encounter Paris Hilton behind the wheel of a car … run for your life in the other direction! Oh and steer clear of the bike lane … cuz Paris sure can’t! OY!

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The Jolie-Pitt twins have surfaced once again!! Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Léon were spotted in Venice, Italy with their parents Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie after a visit to the ice cream shop! As you can see from this supercute photo, the kiddies seemed to be enthralled by their iced treats:

Big sister and notorious tomboy Shiloh Nouvel tagged along for the outing. You can see a cute pic of the little tyke after the jump …

Gorillaz — that animated rock band made up of cartoon members named 2D, Murdoc Niccals, Russel Hobbs and Noodle (but is really the brainchild of musician Damon Albarn and animator Jamie Hewlett) — are back with a new album titled Plastic Beach (due out this month) and a new single titled Stylo (featuring Bobby Womack and Mos Def) … which we get our first look at below:

Those of you familiar with the band know that they used to be 2D animated … but this new music video (which features a cameo by Bruce Willis) shows that the bandmembers are now 3D animated. Check out the full video for Stylo after the jump …

Courtney Love, or should I say, Hole has unveiled a new song titled Skinny Little Bitch for free download on the official site for the band’s new album Nobody’s Daughter:

As you are prolly well aware, C. Love‘s new version of Hole (which, except for Love, is totally devoid of any actual members of Hole) is about ready to finally release their new album and this new track is our first listen to the band’s new sound. You can head over to NobodysDaughter.com to register for the MP3 download or you can just get it by clicking HERE (this download is only available today, so get it while you can). The song is pretty rockin’ … nothing really special but not at all terrible. It’s got that 1996 sound that will, very likely, appeal to fans. I’m curious to hear what y’all think of the track. Thoughts?

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Land night David and I were fortunate enough to attend an early screening of the new Tim Burton film Alice In Wonderland at the El Capitan Theatre on Hollywood Blvd. in Hollywood, CA. Needless to say, I was absolutely THRILLED that we were able to get this sneak peek at this highly-anticipated film:

I am also thrilled to pass along the news that I LOVED the film totally and entirely. Because the film doesn’t open until Friday, I’ll keep my marginally spoilery review behind the cut. So, if you want to read my thoughts on the film and see some of the fun pics I snapped last night you can do so after the jump …

• Katherine Jackson denies that Jafaar Jackson tried to use a stun gun on Blanket Jackson.
• Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz are gettin’ together again.
• Capt. Chesley Sully Sullenberger has announced his retirement.
• Olympian Johnny Weir is goin’ to the Oscars.
• Ronald Reagan on the $50 dollar bill?
• Aussie Olympic diver Matthew Mitcham is a work of art.
• Same-sex marriage and adoption comes to Mexico City tomorrow!!!
• Yikes!! Burt Reynolds undergoes Quintuple Bypass Surgery!!!
• SNL‘s most beloved presidents.
• Oh hai, Knox Léon!
• Alessandra Ambrosio likes to show off.
• Hilary Duff pays the piper … er, I mean meter.
• Naomi Campbell is accused of whippin’ ass again.
• Jessica Simpson has decided NOT to accept John Mayer‘s apology.
• Adrianna gets some girl-on-girl action when 90210 returns.
• Jessica Biel is 28, David Faustino (Married … With Children) is 36, Tone-Loc is 44 and Jennifer Warnes is 63 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Megan Fox reveals that she has only had sex with 2 men.
• Lil’ Wayne doesn’t go to jail, he goes to a Jay-Z concert instead.
• A lost John Hughes film is going to be made.

Last June we learned that the series finale episode of the long-running TV series Nip/Tuck was filmed, bringing an end to the once very entertaining show. It was reported then that the final 2 seasons of the show were finished and were likely be aired in 2010 and 2011 … since that time, tho, FX decided to air the seasons back to back starting last Fall and continuing this Winter. The final season of Nip/Tuck comes to an end today as that series finale episode finally airs tonight:

“Tell me what you don’t like about yourself.” When “Nip/Tuck” opened with that line in the summer of 2003, the television universe had no idea what it was in for. Alternatively emotional, outlandish, sexual, graphic, tongue-in-cheek and gothic, the story of two handsome Miami plastic surgeons (Dylan Walsh and Julian McMahon) “sucking the champagne and caviar out of life” was a breakout hit, and not just in terms of its own fledgling network, FX. With its cultural statement about society’s obsession with youth and its underlying message that “beauty is a curse on the world,” “Nip/Tuck” resonated with aging baby boomers and younger viewers. It was the No. 1 basic cable series in the advertiser-coveted 18-to-49-year-old demographic for five straight seasons, tying with FX’s “The Shield” the first year. Its audience grew each of its first four seasons, peaking at 3.9 million in the fourth. TV critics embraced it, celebrity and entertainment magazines fixated on its cast, and actors lined up for guest-star spots. In its freshman year, the show won the Golden Globe for best drama. Because all things must end, a theme explored often in the Ryan Murphy series, the story of Sean McNamara and Christian Troy (Walsh and McMahon) signs off Wednesday night, after seven seasons and, notably, 100 episodes. Its series finale signals the end of the era, when basic cable networks proved they could compete with HBO in original programming — FX with “The Shield” and “Nip/Tuck,” and USA with “Monk.” “It’s the end of the first generation of cable originals that really made in-roads in television programming,” said Brad Adgate, director of research for Horizon Media. “There are very few shows that have helped identify a network and that strike a chord on a lot of different fronts. ‘Nip/Tuck’ really hit the zeitgeist because it was so topical. It has a very secure place as one of the most impactful shows of the past decade of television” … “That period of time from 2004 to 2007, I always look at as really materialistic and luxury-driven — that time before everything crumbled, before the real estate market crumbled and the financial market crumbled,” Murphy said. ” ‘Nip/Tuck’ perfectly mirrored the time we were in. What’s interesting for me as a writer is that I wasn’t trying to make a commentary about social mores in the country. I always thought the show was a satire about the country.” For much of its run, the show’s audience saw eye-to-eye with Murphy and his writers. But as “Nip/Tuck” aged and its bizarre elements escalated — how many times did McNamara almost die at the hands of nutty women? — TV critics turned on it and viewers dropped out. Although it remained a steady and strong performer for FX, “Nip/Tuck” lost its pop culture appeal in its fifth season, dropping to 2.7 million in the 18-to-49 demographic, as other new series launched and succeeded, USA’s “Burn Notice” and AMC’s “Mad Men,” among them … Nearly seven years later, Murphy doesn’t think he could sell “Nip/Tuck” today. “Too much has changed and there’s too much of a crackdown,” he said. “The content for the first four seasons was so brazen and boundary-pushing. There’s no way you’d get those scenes on the air today. For the good or the bad, those scenes launched a dialogue about what should or should not be on cable TV.” Wednesday night, when you hear Sean and Christian’s trademark consultation icebreaker, “Tell me what you don’t like about yourself,” and the doors to their surgical offices close for the last time, fans might be shocked by the ending’s subtlety. But that’s a good thing. “If you think about ‘Nip/Tuck,’ it had plastic surgery on child-molesting drug dealers, and alligators eating dead bodies, and John Hensley’s character performing an auto circumcision,” Landgraf said. “But it also had this really tender material. I think as Ryan sought to hold onto his audience and give his audience what he thought they wanted, the show got bigger and bigger over time. But I’m really glad he returned to the smaller and more tender side of the show’s roots, because I think it was the only way to create a satisfying finale.”

While I wholeheartedly agree that Nip/Tuck was once a very groundbreaking show, I also agree that the show lost its luster during season 5 and, IMHO, prolly should’ve ended then. Instead, the show gave us 2 more seasons of really terrible programming. This final season, in its muted form, has been painful to suffer thru. Because it was the last season and I had already invested so much into the series overall, I have been watching from week to week … I can’t even tell you what my favorite eps were. They’re all the same … boring. It’s a bit sad to see such a great show die out in such a wimpy way. But … death comes, at last, for Nip/Tuck. I’ll deffo remember the great seasons but those seasons have been gone to us for some time now. Peace the Spork Out, Nip/Tuck!

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Welp … it was bound to happen sooner rather than later … Twilight superstar Robert Pattinson has been chosen as the next star to immortalized in wax statue form at Madam Tussaud’s Wax Museum much to the delight, I’m sure, of the legions of rabid Twilighters out there. Here is our first look at the wax bust of R. Pattz that is being sculpted for display in the museum in London:

We expect to spark fan frenzy today as we’ve just confirmed the next actor to be admitted into our attraction is the hottest celebrity of the moment, Brit born A-lister and star of the phenomenally successful Twilight saga, Robert Pattinson. The wax figure of the British heartthrob will be revealed in March, ahead of the release of his latest film, Remember Me, in early April. The studios team are busy recreating R-Pattz’s trademark sultry expression and messy hair, whilst the figure’s outfit will reflect his rugged style with an open collared shirt and skinny trousers. The figure making process takes four months of intense work to complete at a cost of £150,000. “Robert Pattinson is one of the hottest celebrities in the world and we have been inundated by requests to make him at Madame Tussauds London,” commented Liz Edwards, our PR Manager. “We are delighted that we’ll be able to give fans the chance to to meet their idol and pose for pictures with him. They can even give him a kiss on the cheek which I’m sure will be a big hit with his female followers!” Fans can cosy up with Pattinson in his own special VIP area in the exclusive A-list party area. The actor will be in good company as he joins a host of other top celebrities from screen superstars including Jonny Depp, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, to fashion icons like Kate Moss.

OH man … I hope this VIP Area that will house the wax likeness of R. Pattz will come complete with beefed up security because I’m certain once this statue goes on display the hordes of Twilight fans will be knocking down the doors to get up close and personal with it. Yeesh! After the jump, check out one more photo of Robert Pattinson‘s wax head …

Dave Navarro has become the new celebrity spokesmodel for the Ink, Not Mink campaign orchestrated by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals and today we get to see his new promo photo for the ad campaign along with video from a sit-down interview with PETA. Here is Dave‘s nekkid promo photo for PETA and excerpts from his interview:

Dave Navarro rocks. Whether he’s touring with Jane’s Addiction, hosting his radio show Dark Matter, or posing nude for PETA, he does it with the style and intensity fitting of a rock star. Dave’s latest gig is helping animals by baring it all in an ad for PETA’s “Ink, Not Mink” series. Helping animals has never looked so good! After learning about where fur comes from, this former fur-wearer vowed never to buy or wear fur again. Dave tells PETA in his exclusive interview, “[S]everal years ago, I saw video footage of animals being skinned alive and screaming, and it, it honestly is the most horrific, inhumane thing I’ve ever seen.” These animals are often still conscious as they have their pelts peeled off their writhing bodies and can be heard screaming in pain. Buying and wearing fur promotes an industry of cruelty and suffering. Dave explains, “[S]ome of the simple things you can do to help save animals is not buy fur, stay away from products that have been animal tested. It’s really very, very simple to just support something or buy something that doesn’t brutalize animals like this.”

As you may recall, Twilight star Kellan Lutz was recently unveiled as PETA‘s newest spokesmodel for their Always Adopt, Never Buy campaign but Mr. Lutz did not have the decency to strip down for his promo photo. At least Dave here was kind enough to lose all of his clothes for his photo. After the jump, check out video of Dave‘s PETA interview which features some behind-the-scenes footage of his photoshoot …