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Back in November, the new action film Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time — which stars the sexy Jake Gyllenhaal — released its first movie trailer, followed in early February with the first TV commercial … today, we get to check out the second movie trailer for the film which debuted exclusively on My Space:

Of the 3 video trailers released thus far, this is by far my fave. I think I like it most because Jake‘s Prince Dastan speaks the least. I don’t know that I’ll ever be able to buy his faux British accent in this film … but considering how good the man looks in various states of undress, I’m willing to give it a shot. Check out this new trailer after the jump …

Yesterday we saw photos of Lindsay Lohan sharing her Red Bull with the paparazzi in Milan, Italy and today we get to see her sharing her bottle of water with them. As L. Lo tried to make her way thru the airport on her way out of town, she clearly felt the photographers shooting her could use a sip of water to drink:

HMMM … could this be Lindsay‘s new thing? Whenever she does something a few times in a row — like that stupid arm behind the head pose, or the finger in the mouth pose, or the blowing kisses to the camera pose — it becomes her “thing”. We’ll have to see just how generous she is with her beverages in the coming days but I think we may be witnessing a new Lindsay trend. Just think, you’ll be able to tell your grandkids where you were when …

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Her Holiness Madonna has deigned to appear on network television to give marriage advice on Jerry Seinfeld‘s new TV series for NBC titled The Marriage Ref. Why *anyone* would want to get marriage advice from a woman with 2 failed marriages is beyond me … but I’m guess it’ll make for some interesting television to watch:

With two failed marriages under her belt, Madonna is probably not the most qualified person to hand out marital advice. That didn’t stop her giving her tuppence worth as she aired her views about one couple’s relationship troubles on a new reality US TV show called The Marriage Ref. And she clashed with Curb Your Enthusiasm star Larry David as they had different opinions on one married couple’s trivial argument. Although the domestic spat was not clear from the trailer shown in the US on Sunday night, it seemed to be enough to get Madonna, Larry and the third celebrity panelist Ricky Gervais hot under the collar. At one point, Madonna, who was married to actor Sean Penn from 1985 to 1989 and divorced director Guy Ritchie in 2008 after eight years of marriage, puts her head in her hands and says: ‘This is a recipe for disaster.’ She and Gervais, who isn’t married but has been with producer and screenwriter Jane Fallon for 25 years, take the same side and argue with the ‘Ref’, who is there to take on the opinions of the celebrity panel and make a decision for the couple.

This sounds like Celebrity Divorce Court. I understand that the premiere ep of this show has already aired but Madonna‘s ep is yet to air. After the jump, check out the video trailer for Maddy‘s upcoming episode of The Marriage Ref to see what all the hullabaloo is all about …

There have been many rumors that divorced couple Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil have been creepin’ together and have reportedly gotten engaged to be wed again but up until now, there hasn’t been any photographic proof of their philandering. But this week, the trainwrecky couple were spotted canoodling and kissing one another at an eatery in London. It would seem that Amy and Blake are un-dunzo!

Amy Winehouse is back to one of her old habits … kissing ex-husband Blake Fielder-Civil. The 26-year-old rehabbed singer reunited with her ex outside a restaurant in England on Monday. No, no, no!

OY! These two SO deserve one another. As much of a mess as they are separately, they are much less messy when together … well, except for all the bloody fighting and stuff. Well no matter … mebbe these two will remarry and relocate to the isle of St. Lucia to live out the rest of their days. Depending on how the actions they take from here on out, those days can number as little as 3 or as many as 20,000. Any guesses how long these two have got left?

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Over the past few weeks, new characters that will be featured in the upcoming sequel film Toy Story 3 have been revealed and today we learn of a new one. Thus far, there have been 5 characters introduced via promo photos … today’s new character makes 6. Say hello to the half man/half bug action figure named Twitch:

Meet Twitch, the insectaloid warrior, where MAN + INSECT = AWESOME! This sturdy action figure stands over five inches tall, with more than 15 points of articulation, including ferocious chomping mandibles. Use his powerful wings and impenetrable exoskeleton to evade capture! Twitch is meticulously detailed and includes his signature magical battle staff and removable chest armor. For children ages 4 and up. Other insectaloid figures sold separately.

Aww, I like this guy. He deffo looks like an action figure from He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (I mean, he really reminds me of the Buzz-Off character). There are 5 other new characters included in Toy Story 3 — after the jump, you can meet them …

Wee!! Tonight’s the night!! David and I have a very Important Date to see Alice in Wonderland in 3D at the El Capitan Theatre on Hollywood Blvd. in Hollywood, CA TONIGHT:

I am SO excited!! In addition to seeing the movie on the big screen at the glorious El Capitan Theatre, I understand there will other fun things to see and do at tonight’s screening … including an impromptu tea party! I am so excited, I can barely stand it. I’ll do my best to share pics from the event on Twitter as allowed and I’ll be sure to share a full wrap-up tomorrow! Woooot!!!

• Tiger Woods is reportedly out of rehab.
• Robert Pattinson thinks that Betty White is a sexy lady.
• More gruesome deets from that deadly Sea World accident come to light.
• The Koenigs hold a private memorial service for their late son Andrew.
• OK GO‘s new video for the song This Too Shall Pass is AWESOME!!
• Hercules magazine looks like a HAWT Brazilian mag.
• The US Olympic Bobsled Team likes to show off.
• Will jail be good for Lil’ Wayne‘s career?
• Roger Ebert finds his voice again.
• Joan Rivers does The Rachael Ray Show.
• Lucy Lawless gets topless, again, in the Blood & Sand.
• Marisa Miller does Vegas magazine.
• Is there no aging popstar who can lend a hand to this much younger, homeless-looking fellow?
• Robert Pattinson does The Early Show on CBS.
• Nick Jonas appears to REALLY be enjoying THIS game of catch.
• Chris Martin of Coldplay is 33, Daniel Craig is 42, Jon Bon Jovi is 48, Lou Reed & John Irving 68 years old. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Brittany Murphy‘s home is on the market.
• Pamela Anderson‘s latest ad is banned in Australia.
• A young Jackson family member orders a stun gun online, prompting a visit from Child Protective Services.

Mama Britney Spears and Grandmammy Lynne Spears took the young’ns, Sean Preston and Jayden James, to the movies to see Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief at a theater in Calabasas, CA last night. As you can see, the Spears boys took a page from the Beckham boys’ playbook and dressed up for the occasion in superhero costumes:

You may recall that little Cruz Beckham got all dolled up as Transformers Autobot leader Optimus Prime at his birthday party a couple of weeks ago … and today we see that both Spears boys dressed up as Spider-Man. So cute. It’s nice to see Lynne Spears hanging out with her grandkids again … it’s been some time since we’ve seen them all together. It’s a shame that Britney doesn’t look as happy as she did over the weekend … mebbe she saves her sunny smile for daytime? In any event, I sure hope the Spears‘ enjoyed themselves a nice time at the movieshow last night.

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Okay … so last week we got our first look at the promo trailer for a planned sequel to Showgirls which is directed by Marc Vorlander and tells the (very odd) story of a new Las Vegas showgirl. But today, courtesy of Boy Culture, we see another trailer for a seemingly different Showgirls sequel titled Showgirl … which was written and directed by Rena Riffel who, you may recall, starred as Penny Slot/Hope in the original Showgirls film. In all honestly, as TERRIBLE and low budget as this trailer looks, it appears to be the more appropriate sequel film:

OMG … I love this trailer. It’s got an original castmember from the original film, it’s got a bitchy drag queen, a scary little person and what looks to be a total film budget of $20. I sincerely hope we will be able to see this Showgirls sequel in full. After the jump, check out the cheesetastic trailer/featurette and the official movie poster artwork …

David Beckham and a few other English soccer stars — including John Terry, Wayne Rooney and Glen Johnson — are featured in a new promo photo where the men are modeling the Away Uniforms that Team England will wear in World Cup competition this year. The kits were designed by Umbro and are modeled on the uniforms worn by Team England in 1966 when the won the World Cup … behold:

Shoulders back, head held high, this is John Terry modelling the latest England kit. It’s the ‘away’ strip which the players will wear at the World Cup in South Africa this summer. When the picture was taken sex-shamed Terry was England captain, and first choice to front the Umbro promotion. Now the father of two has been stripped of the captaincy after having an affair with a former team-mate’s ex-girlfriend and his form for Chelsea is deteriorating as fast as his reputation. Umbro chiefs could be forgiven for regretting the timing of their new campaign. His appearance in the kit may spark observations about his record of playing away and it remains to be seen how sales fare of the shirt, which is loosely based on England’s 1966 World Cup winning shirt. Joining him in the promotional picture are David Beckham and Wayne Rooney, whose own records are not exactly spotless. The fourth member of the party is defender Glen Johnson and what he lacks in the infidelity stakes he more than makes up for with his many tattoos. The outfit will set back fans £45 for a shirt, £25 for shorts and £10 for the matching socks. The away kit will be premiered by the squad for the first time tomorrow against Egypt, in a friendly at Wembley. One player who won’t be wearing it is Terry’s former friend Wayne Bridge. The Manchester City player has already ruled himself out of competing in this summer’s World Cup, to avoid appearing in the same team as Terry.

Meh … controversy aside, the guys do look hot in their new soccer unis. You can just tell that the English Team is DYING for a World Cup win. I’m certain this will be David Beckham‘s last shot at the trophy so he is prolly losing sleep over England’s chances at a win. Whatever the case may be, we know the best team will win the World Cup. At least the English boys can take comfort in the fact that they got the hotness factor taken care of. Now, all they’ll need to do is play some serious soccer ;)

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