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OK … now this might be a bit creepy, even for the most diehard of rabid Twihards, but I still think it’s totally worth sharing with all y’all. A shop on Etsy has created a Manllow (half man, half pillow) in the likeness of the Twilight character Jacob Black (portrayed on screen by the just turned 18 Taylor Lautner). Should you be able to procure one of these Manllows, your dream of being able to sleep with Jacob Black can be realized. Here is what the Jacob Black Manllow looks like:

For all the Twilight crazed lonely women in the world, Jacob Black is finally here to be with you and only you. Sleep with him, cuddle with him, use him as a neck rest, the Jacob Manllow is there to be your man and pillow all in one. Don’t worry, in the Manllow world, all men are of age. Made of soft cotton jersey, screen printed face, polyester stuffing and love.

According to the creator, the Manllow is “105% creepy, 5% loveable” — a description with which I’d have to agree. This is werid, y’all … but, as you might imagine, it is already sold out. The Manllow creator insists that more Manllows will be made available for sale … if you’d like updates, you are encouraged to follow Manllow on Twitter HERE. What do y’all think of this creepy thing … would YOU want to sleep with something like this?

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