So … last night, in NYC, two castmembers from MTV‘s hit show Jersey Shore almost met their end when the glass ceiling overhead came crashing down on their heads. Vinny Guadagnino, Nicole Snooki Polizzi and her boyfriend Emilio Masella (who is not a castmember on Jersey Shore despite his sad attempt to look like he is a castmember on Jersey Shore) were partying at an event called Masks & Mayhem in celebration of the Jewish holiday of Purin at a place called Solo when the glass ceiling broke and fell upon them very nearly KILLING THEM IN THE PROCESS:
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire! OK, no it isn’t — but part of a glass atrium at a Purim party in Manhattan shattered Saturday night … and Chris Noth and several “Jersey Shore” peeps were in attendance. Oy vey! NYC police sources tell TMZ ice fell through a glass plate in the lobby area of a restaurant called Solo, sending shards of glass everywhere. We’re told only minor injuries were incurred.
UPDATE: Whew!!! Snooki is OK — she just tweeted [a] photo and this message: “Its okay Vin and I are still alive … Omg roof just collapsed at the purim event! We thought the dj was beatin the beat hardcore but nope,the roof couldn’t handle snooki and vin …” We’re told Noth, Snooki, Vinny and a few others were covered in glass and escorted to a private room — but the party is still going on strong. Vinny, not one of the Chosen People, just tweeted: “Roof just collapsed at Purim event…. I think me and @sn00ki felt the wrath for not being Jewish.”
Dagnabit! It seems clear to me that the vengeful Lord of the Chosen was tryin’ to rid our existence of the foul plague of the Jersey Shore … it’s a shame the ceiling wasn’t made of razorwire and acid, huh? I’m thinkin’ Snooki owes her life to her hair poof and the Bumpits she wears to ensure her poof’s maximum density. It looks like the Jersey Shore kids will live on to annoy us for at least another day.
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i saw vinnys tweet last night..and i couldnt help but burst out laughing. vinny kills me.
They look like tanned baked oranges! Ew
We just couldn’t get that lucky, could we? Damn.
oh man shes even tanner then she is in the summer!
anybody wonder why the article keeps talking about it being them and Chris Noth there…was there nobody else of note in attendance?
My sister was at that party with her best friend who works for Aish (the company that planned the party). As much as I dislike Snookie and the rest of the Jersey Shore crew, I feel really bad for Aish and all the problems this has caused them. Really really lucky no one was seriously injured.
On a funnier note, my sister physically ran in to Snookie at the party and had no idea who she was other than an incredibly short, grossly tanned, too-chubby-for-her-outfit chick. She got kind of shoved away by Snookie’s security, but I hope the brief contact wasn’t enough to pass on any STDs. :( blech
Oh dear me, look at their tan! Haha hilarious.