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So … last night, in NYC, two castmembers from MTV‘s hit show Jersey Shore almost met their end when the glass ceiling overhead came crashing down on their heads. Vinny Guadagnino, Nicole Snooki Polizzi and her boyfriend Emilio Masella (who is not a castmember on Jersey Shore despite his sad attempt to look like he is a castmember on Jersey Shore) were partying at an event called Masks & Mayhem in celebration of the Jewish holiday of Purin at a place called Solo when the glass ceiling broke and fell upon them very nearly KILLING THEM IN THE PROCESS:

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire! OK, no it isn’t — but part of a glass atrium at a Purim party in Manhattan shattered Saturday night … and Chris Noth and several “Jersey Shore” peeps were in attendance. Oy vey! NYC police sources tell TMZ ice fell through a glass plate in the lobby area of a restaurant called Solo, sending shards of glass everywhere. We’re told only minor injuries were incurred.

UPDATE: Whew!!! Snooki is OK — she just tweeted [a] photo and this message: “Its okay Vin and I are still alive … Omg roof just collapsed at the purim event! We thought the dj was beatin the beat hardcore but nope,the roof couldn’t handle snooki and vin …” We’re told Noth, Snooki, Vinny and a few others were covered in glass and escorted to a private room — but the party is still going on strong. Vinny, not one of the Chosen People, just tweeted: “Roof just collapsed at Purim event…. I think me and @sn00ki felt the wrath for not being Jewish.”

Dagnabit! It seems clear to me that the vengeful Lord of the Chosen was tryin’ to rid our existence of the foul plague of the Jersey Shore … it’s a shame the ceiling wasn’t made of razorwire and acid, huh? I’m thinkin’ Snooki owes her life to her hair poof and the Bumpits she wears to ensure her poof’s maximum density. It looks like the Jersey Shore kids will live on to annoy us for at least another day.

[Photo credit: Wireimage; Source]