It’s been quite some time since Paris Hilton was so careless with her wardrobe malfunctions … there once was a time where homegirl was flashing this body part or that all over town on a seemingly daily basis. But, to her credit, she’s managed to keep herself fully clothed for a couple of years now … which is why I was SHOCKED to discover new photos of Paris Hilton inadvertently flashing her hoo-ha in LA this week:
BELIEVE ME … I understand that no one in their right mind wants to see what Paris Hilton has to offer in photos like these but … just for old time’s sake, don’t you just wanna peek one more time? You can … after the jump …
See … I knew YOU couldn’t resist. Trust me, I can sympathize … ugh … I don’t even want to see this mess and here I am posting it. Call me crazy … I guess I was just feeling nostalgic for that bygone Summer of the Hollywood “It” Girl when vag flashes like this were a dime a dozen. Ahh … memories.
[Photo credit: Splash News]
As a woman, I usually curse the invention of pantyhose.
Today, however, I rejoice and sing their praises, and am thrilled that Paris was wearing at least that.
LOL Isabella
thats not her vag, its the stitching in her pantyhose!!
OH PUHLEASE! panthose with stitching! BIG deal!
When did Paris get boobies?????
I have to agree. It is the lined crotch of pantyhose. You can wear them with or without underwear due to the lining. No big deal.
Oh, c’mon now. Every woman has experience the wayward skirt. Mine blew up over my head one, good gawd almighty1 sure, Paris still gets a little f’ed up and freaky – but it’s only with Doug. She’s maturing, and she’s TRYING. That’s the important thing. So let her be!
Men, what do they know. She’s covered!
Ew, no underwear with a pantyhose? I don’t care what any of you say, but that’s sick and unsanitary.
@whotheheckami, i think she is wearing panties too. it looks like the stitching of her tights is well placed
Damn my morbid sense of curiosity!
Lady up there who says no to underwear with stockings, that’s how you get thrush you filthy woman!
P.S. Trent YOUR SITE IS FILLED WITH POP UPS!
If I click anywhere on the homepage it opens new sites, or takes me to random sites…
It never used to do this…. :o(
I once went to classes at my university with the back of my skirt tucked into my tights. I kept getting looks and was all, “wow, I must really look awesome today”, when really I just looked like a giant jackass.
Anyway, I was more taken with the fact that it appears that Paris bought herself some boobs.
i feel like she is wearing flesh coloured underwear
1) because if she wasnt the stiching on the pantyhose would be where we really wouldnt want to see it
2) this first photo changes colour where her underwear would start..
meh…its pantyhose..no biggy.
as for her boobs…its probably just a really good bra with some padding…not a boob job..cause her boobs change size in pretty much every picture.
the only story here is that she’s an heiress, AN HEIRESS, and she appears to have voluntarily worn that butt-ugly frock out in public.
It’s pretty clear in the first pic that she’s wearing white underwear underneath the pantyhose.. It’s okay, easy mistake to make, Trent. I doubt you’ve seen a vag before ;)
Actually I read somewhere that she’s not really an “heiress” any more. Hilton Hotels were sold by grand-dad to Blackstone (private equity fund) last year I think and he donated most of the money to charity. From what I understand, Paris and Nicky will get something like 2-3 million from that. A lot of money by most standards, but not enough to make her a true “heiress” anymore…
That line is definitely the seam in her pantyhose! In the first picture it even looks like she is also wearing underwear. Wardrobe malfunction yes….inappropriate flashing…definitely not….