Great news, Jersey Shore fans!! Have you ever wished that you should smell like the desperation of hitting on every single girl in sight, hoping that one of them will lower herself to not only be seen in your presence but will actually succumb to having sex with you on a seemingly daily basis? Well … have I got the product for you. Mike The Situation Sorrentino, one of the stars of MTV‘s break-out hit show Jersey Shore, has just inked a deal to release his own “celebrity frangrance” which will be called Sitch and will, most likely, be sold in the finest gas stations and truck stops in the country:
Mike Sorrentino has a sweet smelling new “Situation.” The “Jersey Shore” star will be launching his own fragrance, he confirmed to Access Hollywood on the Grammy Awards red carpet, where he’s serving as Access’ guest correspondent. The cologne will be called “Sitch.” “The name is just, it’s pretty cool. Who wouldn’t buy a cologne called Sitch by Situation?” The Situation told Access. “It’s in the beginnings right now, but it should be coming out hopefully in the next couple months.” The Situation added that he’d be checking out scents in the coming days. “[I'm] a pretty spontaneous person,” he said. “I don’t even know, as soon as I find something that I like, I’ll say, ‘That’s it! That is The Situation, and we’ll grab it.’” As previously reported on AccessHollywood.com, the star told Access on Saturday he would be rejoining his “Jersey Shore” cast mates for a second season of the MTV hit in a new location next summer. And on Sunday, he hinted that a new housemate could be joining the returning stars. “You know, I wouldn’t mind a new roommate to maybe stir things up,” he said. “And we’ll see, because I’m pretty excited. It’s definitely going to be pretty crazy because the first season was pretty crazy from start to finish.”
You know, I’m willing to bet that Sitch will smell like suntan lotion and pit sweat (you know, from all those hours spent in the gym). I cannot FOR THE LIFE OF ME imagine that any dude would want to actually say he smells like Sitch but I’m thinking that if such a person does exist, he’ll be all decked out in Ed Hardy and desperation. As for Mr. Sorrentino, I can’t hate on him for taking this opportunity and running with it … make that money, yo. The fame will not last for long so he’s gotta grab that dough while he still can. What do y’all think … would YOU want to smell like The Situation?
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