John Mayer, who LOVES to make headlines with the douchey things he likes to reveal in magazine interviews, is at it again in a new interview with Playboy magazine. Among other things, Mayer discusses his “crazy” sex life with former girlfriend Jessica Simpson. While some gentlemen would never dream of kissing and telling, it’s clear that John Mayer has no problem with sexing and selling … out:
UsMagazine.com has an exclusive peek at Playboy’s March issue, where the singer, 32, dishes on everything from his past relationships with Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston to his dream mate. He dubs 29-year-old Simpson (whom he dated from 2006 to 2007) “a drug.” “And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them,” he says, adding, “Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say,” he continues. “It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just fuckin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you.’” He didn’t share bedroom details about Aniston, who turns 41 Thursday. But he denied reports that he penned the tune “Heartbreak Warrior” about her. “That woman would never use heartbreak warfare,” he tells Playboy. “That woman was the most communicative, sweetest, kindest person.” He also denied that Twitter obsession led to their split last year. “There was a rumor that I’d been dumped because I was tweeting too much,” he says. “That wasn’t it, but that was a big difference. The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter. I think she’s still hoping it goes back to 1998. She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction. And I always said, ‘These are the new rules.’” Oh, and how many women has he bedded since their break-up? “I’m going to say four or five. No more,” he tells Playboy. “But even if I said 12, that’s a reasonable number. So is 15. Here’s the thing: I get less ass now than I did when I was in a local band. Because now I don’t like jumping through hoops.” These days, he says he is hesitant to settle down. “I hate being the heartbreaker. Hate it,” he says. “If I date somebody and it doesn’t work out, it’s another nightmare for me” … Asked about his future, he says, “From now on I’m just going to pretend that people really dig the shit out of me. I’ve been trying to prove to people I’m not a douche bag by not dating, by keeping my name out of Us Weekly. That’s fucked up, man. I’m not dating. I’m not even fucking. So now I’m going to experiment with ‘fuck you.’ In 2010 my goal is to get more mentions in Us Weekly than ever.”
So lemme get this straight … Mayer‘s plan is be even more of an ass than he has been previously? Why am I not surprised. I’m pret-ty sure that Jessica won’t be too happy to hear about all this talk about her sex life hittin’ the media … and I find his quip that Jen hopes things will go back to the way they were pre-1998 very telling. LOL!! If she thinks that, she is really out of touch with reality. In all honesty, I don’t even feel bad for the moronic women who choose to get involved with John Mayer. It’s clear that he loves to brag and sell out his former “loves” … if you are dumb enough to succumb to his “charms”, you totally deserve the treatment he doles out afterward.
UPDATE: Another quote has leaked from Mayer‘s Playboy interview wherein he talks about the kind of women his “dick” likes to enjoy. When asked if Black women throw themselves at him, Mayer responded:
“I don’t think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.”
Er, is this supposed to be funny or witty? Do YOU find it funny or witty?
i feel like john mayer wants to be everyone’s bro. in every interview he does, it’s kind of as if he’s talking about stuff like he would with his friends. too bad the effect is less than charming.
if you wade through all the bullsh*t, it’s easier to get what he’s saying.
It’s such a shame. I think he makes great music. But his run at the mouth has gotten out of hand and his mouth needs to be duct-taped for the rest of eternity.
I find his humor and off the cuffness refreshing. I still don’t get how he’s a douche, but if he is a douche, at least he’s an honest douche.
Has he been diagnosed with ADHD?
Hey, if i was jessica i’d be flattered! Who doesn’t wanna hear they’re great in bed. Though yea its really embarrassing to hear it in that way. And as for his white supremacist joke, i get what hes saying but he just said it in a horrible way. I think he just means hes not sexually attracted to most black women. Which isn’t being racist, majority of people date within their race because thats what they are physically attracted to.
This guy is such an ass. Add to that the fact that his music sucks and he can’t sing. Another one that needs to go away.
@Nicole ..You totally nailed it..I think everyone here is dillusional if they’re denying how awesome they would feel if their ex said you were like crack cocaine when it came to sex. I’m sure her reputation was more tarnished after ‘the newly weds’ than it’ll ever be from JM bragging about what a great lay she is.
Jessica is probably thrilled. This is the first positive review she has had in a very long time lol. Well at least we all know her talent because it surely isn’t singing or acting.
eww. he disgusts me in every possible way. cannot fathom why women would even go near him.
He is like Megan Fox in his attitude toward saying things to stay in the press.
I don’t understand the train of thought that Jessica might somehow be impressed with this. In no way was she described with even the smallest bit of respect likening her to the value of a high priced prostitute.
And I read that he also dropped the N bomb in this interview and has recently apologized and said he’s going to try to not be a shock jock guy.
I sincerely hope he does go back to saying nothing like this in the media. I miss the old John Mayer who cared more about his heart than his dick.
Still the concert I’m most excited to see this year. I will never stop loving the artist in him…
@Trent. Ditto what Jennilee said – she doesn’t think that! She’s just nostalgic; we all get that way sometimes. Come on, don’t you sometimes wish for the simpler times? Remember life before myspace, twitter, and The Jersey Shore, when MTV was actually about music?
Who cares?
Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just fuckin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you.’”
Has all the makings of a Hallmark card. ;)
He’s an idiot….so insecure that it’s sad. He will be alone for a long time until he grows up…so much fame but too immature to handle it. And, the comments about other women are unacceptable as is his racist comments.
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