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Back in October we heard the HORRENDOUS news that Dina Lohan was attempting to launch her own line of shoes — terribly named Shoe-Han — in conjunction with the Love My Shoes company. Later that same month, Dina made an in-person appearance in NYC to show off this tragic looking footwear … which clearly was the death knell for the line because today we learn, with great relief, that the Shoe-Han line of shoes has been axed before it even officially launched. Thank ye gods, Dina‘s shoe endeavor is dunzo!!

In October last year, Lindsay Lohan’s mother Dina Lohan made headlines with the announcement that she was partnering up with Long Island-based shoe company Lovemyshoes.com to launch (and become the national spokesperson for) her very own footwear line called “Shoe-Han” which was slated to be ready by Mother’s Day 2010. However, [it has been announced] that the much-hyped deal has already fallen through. “Love My Shoes regrets to announce we are not moving forward with the Dina Lohan line of shoes at this time due to continued economic sluggishness and the prevalent mood of today’s shoppers,” a rep from the company told us. “Love My Shoes and its President, Robert Yeganeh, wish Dina continued success in all her projects.” But according to a rep for Lohan’s shoes, the star mom is still determined to accessorize your feet. “There was a miscommunication over finances, this was too local and we need a larger partner,” said the rep. “We are currently exploring other options, and we will have another announcement soon.”

I pray to all that is mighty and good that no other clothing company, of any sort, deigns to align themselves with Dina Lohan (or any of the Lohans, for that matter — if we’ve learned anything from the ruinous state of the design house of Emanuel Ungaro, it’s that the Lohans have no business in the Fashion world … at all). It was an atrocious idea for Love My Shoes to team up with Dina in the first place (and I really doubt the validity that Love My Shows actually loves shoes if they actually decided to give Dina her own line of shoes to oversee) so I sincerely hope no one else takes her up on her heinous offer. It would seem that we dodged a bullet this time … you may breath that sigh of relief now.

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