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Things are beginning to heat up around here and it has nothing at all to do with the weather. Abercrombie & Fitch has unveiled photos from their new Spring 2010 campaign featuring a new batch of hotties (mostly) wearing the new A&F Spring ’10 collection:

As per usual, famed photographer Bruce Weber shot the new campaign and, as per usual, he did a fantastic job:

After the jump, check out some of my fave photos from the new Abercrombie & Fitch Spring ad campaign …

Have you ever DREAMED of getting your party on in Atlantic City, NJ with — oh, I dunno — Lindsay Lohan? Well, your DREAMS can finally come true!! After L. Lo‘s rough year of trainwreckness, it appears that she is back to doing what she does best … partying. And come Februrary 20, you can partake in all the fun!!

Date: Saturday, February 20th, 2010
Time: 10:00 PM
Price: $25
Venue: The Pool After Dark

Lindsay Lohan @ The Pool After Dark
with DJ SL

Saturday, February 20, 2010
Doors open at 10 p.m.

Who is Lindsay Lohan?
Lindsay Lohan is an actress, model, and pop singer. Lohan started in show business as a child fashion model. She made her motion picture debut in Disney’s 1998 remake of The Parent Trap and continued her acting career in movies such as, Freaky Friday, Mean Girls and Herbie: Fully Loaded. She also guest starred in the TV series Ugly Betty. Lohan launched a second career in pop music in 2004 with the album Speak and followed up with A Little More Personal (Raw) in 2005.

For more information and images, please visit, http://www.myspace.com/lindsaylohan

Er … I think they need to update that bio bit … if she’s still pimpin’ out movies like The Parent Trap and Mean Girls, that’s pretty sad. Also, I think mentioning her very brief stint on Ugly Betty is a bit of a stretch. But, I digress … if YOU would like to get up close and personal with Lindsay Lohan and you’re in the New Jersey area — here is your chance!! Act now before it’s too late!! Or … you know, you could take a pass and wait for someone more interesting to visit Atlantic City. I wonder if Snooki has any plans to be in the area anytime soon?

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James Franco has made his way to Berlin, Germany to attend the 60th annual Berlin International Film Festival for the world premiere of his new film Howl. Here are a couple photos of Franco on the red carpet at Berlinale Palast for the movie premiere today … as you can see, Jimmy rocked the nasty porn’stache for the occasion:

As you may recall, Howl initially premiered at a very private (and very well-attended) screening in NYC last month but this premiere in Berlin is the film’s introduction to the world. I’m really not loving the porn’stache on James here but I am DYING to see this film nonetheless. I think Franco will make an excellent Allen Ginsberg … wee!! What do y’all think … is the porn’stache hot or not? Are you lookin’ forward to Howl-ing with James Franco?

[Photo credit: Wireimage]

A couple of weeks ago, we learned that Jamie Lynn Spears and her babydaddy Casey Aldridge had broken up because JL found new love with an older man named James Watson. Then, earlier this week, we saw a photo of Jamie Lynn grabbin’ some grub at Sonic Drive-Thru with her pappy Jamie Spears who flew to be at her side in Kentwood, LA. Today, we get to see another new photo of JL with her baby girl Maddie Briann out with an older man … can you guess which one?

HMMMM. Firstly, can I just say WOW! Does Jamie Lynn Spears look amazing or what? She looks good, y’all. Whichever older man she’s been hangin’ with is having an AMAZING effect on her. Secondly … well, you’re gonna have to look behind the cut to find out which older man was spotted in the close company of JL and her daughter MB …

Welp, it was bound to happen sooner or later … and as they say, you haven’t arrived until the nekkid photos come to light. RadarOnline is reporting that a new website called NakedSnooki.com is now online to share with the world, you guessed, alleged naked photos of Jersey Shore “star” Nicole Snooki Polizzi:

A naked photo of Snooki from Jersey Shore has been released, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively. The photo shows Snooki in here bedroom on her knees, looking at the camera. RadarOnline.com was first to report on the existence of naked photos of the dynamic Jersey Shore star, but she denied that any existed. However, RadarOnline.com has seen several photos and they appear to be genuine. The background of the photos matches the background of photos Snooki has released via Twitter – and the background is her bedroom. In the nude photo just released on a Web site, Snooki’s quote about nude photos not existing is printed in a thought bubble. RadarOnline.com learned that the photos were never intended for public distribution and that there is also a short video that exists. Most of the photos are strategically posed, hiding much of Snooki’s body. The people in possession of the photos have chosen to remain anonymous so far. But they have registered a domain name and put the photo on a Web site, where RadarOnline.com has viewed it. It is the one of the set of photos previously seen by RadarOnline.com.

Aww, Snooks … if this photo is the real thing then you’ve finally made it. If you are intrigued by this description of nekkid Snooki, you can check out the NSFW photo in question after the jump …

Birthday lurve goes out to my new friend Josh Z. who is celebrating his birthday today!! David and I met Josh and his amazing girlfriend Emma last Hallowe’en and we’ve been BFFs ever since. When last we all got together to celebrate, we rang in 2010 together on the beach and today we will get together again to celebrate JZ’s birthday!!

Unfortch, I cannot share with y’all our plans for the day because they are a surprise for the birthday boy. Needless to say, David and I have got a really fun night planned … I cannot wait!! Please send your birthday lurve wishes to Josh today, I’m sure he’ll appreciate the love.

Happy Weekend, to all y’all … I hope you have a fantastic few days full of love and happiness. It’s gonna get HOT here in SoCal so I’m in a great mood. I hope YOU have much to look forward to this weekend, too!!

• President Bill Clinton is released for the hospital after undergoing minor heart surgery.
• Tiger Woods buys a new boat.
• Gerard Butler auctions himself off to the highest bidder.
• Gabourey Sidibe reveals that she will NOT be bringing Justin Timberlake to the Oscars as her date.
• The battle of the Reality TV abs.
• Ryan Reynolds is the new face of Hugo Boss.
• The fight for marriage equality gets interesting in New York.
• Ew. Just … ew.
• And THIS is what the Olympic Cauldron will look like at the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympic Games.
• So I guess Valentine’s Day really is as bad as it looks.
• Lucy Lawless gets nekkid in Spartacus: Blood and Sand.
• Spandex don’t work for everyone.
• The remains of a dead body have been found at Christian Bale‘s former home.
• Tina Fey does Vogue magazine.
• Click HERE to see photos from The Heart Truth’s Red Dress Show in NYC last night.
• Christina Ricci is 30, Chynna Phillips of Wilson Phillips is 42, Arsenio Hall is 55, Joanna Kerns (Growing Pains) is 57 and Ray Manzarek of The Doors is 71 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Heidi Klum is heading for Wisteria Lane.
• Beyoncé‘s Brazilian show ends in a shoot out.
• Dr. Dre sues his record label.

Yesterday we got to check out a short video commercial featuring Megan Fox, the new female celebrity spokesmodel for Emporio Armani, in her Armani skivvies and today we get to check out a behind the scenes video of Cristiano Ronaldo on the set of his Armani Underwear shoot. This video is about 2 minutes long and is, IMHO, sexier than the photos we’ve seen thus far of Cristiano modeling the Armani skivvies:

There is something much more appealing about Cristiano not lookin’ so posed all the time that adds to the sexiness of this campaign. This behind the scenes video is hot, y’all. Don’t believe me? Check it out in full after the jump …

Last weekend Whitney Houston kicked off her Nothing But Love World Tour in Seoul, South Korea and just last night performed a show at the Saitama Super Arena in Saitama, Japan … and she was lookin’ faboo, y’all … check out these photos from her show last night:

I understand that last night’s show was just the first to be performed in Saitama … Whitney is scheduled to perform there thru Valentine’s Day on Sunday. From Saitama, Whitney will make her way to Osaka, Japan on the 17th to perform a string of shows there. Go on with your bad self, Whitney!! You are lookin’ great … and I got nothing but love for you!!

[Photo credit: Wireimage]

True Blood hotness Ryan Kwanten is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of August Man magazine, described as Malaysia’s Definitive Men’s Journal. Here is Ryan‘s slick coverphoto:

As far as I’ve been able to determine, Ryan‘s August Man article is not yet available online … but, really, do we need to hear this guy speak? No. Do we need to see more photos of him? Yes. Check out a whole slew of photos from Ryan Kwanten‘s August Man photospread …