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In honor of Taylor Lautner‘s 18th birthday today (yes, folks, he’s finally legal), I have a fun Taylor-related post to share with all y’all. A new Twilight doll, based on Lautner‘s character Jacob Black, has been unleashed upon the world. Modeled after the way that Jacob looks in The Twilight Saga: New Moon (ie. with the haircut), this new limited edition doll is now available for your collecting pleasure … behold:

Last week when it was announced that Taylor Lautner got cast as “Stretch Armstrong,” we made note that with that project (and “Max Steel”) he was “quite literally becoming a boy toy.” Well, we’re back now to reinforce that claim with an exclusive first look at the brand new Jacob Black doll! The limited edition Jacob action figure, which comes a few (long-awaited!) months after Tonner debuted its Laurent, Victoria, James and “Hungry Edward” dolls during last July’s Comic-Con, will be shapeshifting released this summer. The cost of the 17-inch-tall, hard plastic and vinyl figure will be $149.99 and there are only a limited number (3000 to be exact!) being made, so Twilighters, this is a chance to own a piece of cinematic history!

Lessee … I believe this is the 4th Jacob Black doll that has been released. First, we had the long-haired Jacob Black doll, then we got the overly muscled and shirtless Jacob Black doll/action figure, then we got the Barbie doll version of Jacob Black. Now we see the release of a limited edition, $149.99 Jacob Black doll … which you can check out after the jump …

Back in December, we learned the not-so-shocking news that Courtney Love lost custody of her only child — Frances Bean — which was then clarified to reveal that Frances chose to live with her grandmother to get away from her mother’s care. Since that time, a restraining order was put in place against Courtney on behalf of Frances presumably for her safety. Today we learn that that restraining order has been extended for a few more months, a clear indication that Frances Bean wants nothing to do with her mother’s influence on her life:

The judge’s order prohibiting Courtney Love from having contact with her daughter — Frances Bean Cobain — has just been extended … and the clock is now ticking on their relationship. The judge had stripped Courtney of legal control of her daughter back in December. The judge also issued a restraining order. According to court documents obtained by TMZ, the restraining order has now been extended to April 9. Fact is — Frances Bean turns 18 in August. At that point, it’s up to her … not a judge … to decide what relationship she wants to have with her mother. For now, Frances Bean’s guardians are Wendy O’Connor (Kurt Cobain’s mom), and Kimberly Dawn Cobain (Kurt’s sister).

Ugh … what a shame. It’s prolly for the best that C. Love be kept away from Frances. Courtney is bizzy trying to re-launch her music career and it really sounds like Frances needs caring adults in her life who will be there to care for her, to put her needs first. It’s a shame when things like this happen but this restraining order sounds like it’s not a bad thing after all. It sure is a damn shame, tho.

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Head’s up Robert Pattinson fans … your favorite boy has been spotted on the set of his new film Bel Ami in between scene takes but still in full consume as Monsieur Georges Duroy … behold:

I don’t believe that Bel Ami is a vampire film and, yet, R. Pattz does seems to have that pasty pallor that is common among vampire characters. All he needs is a little bit o’ sparkle and he could be Edward Cullen circa 1881. Nothing about this film particular excites me, especially since I hate period pieces but I’m sure there are a few Twihards out there who might get a kick out of these pics … yes?

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Lorenzo Martone, the man who made an honest man out of designer Marc Jacobs by marrying him on New Year’s Eve, is featured in the new issue of the very NSFW magazine Butt. In his revealing interview, Martone describes his nuptials to Jacobs and even brags a little bit about his penis size … which is exactly the sort of thing you’d expect to read in a magazine titled Butt:

We got a hold of the BUTT Magazine’s upcoming interview with Jacob’s adorable husbear Lorenzo Martone and he says they were married in St. Barts over New Years even though they previously denied it. Also, Lorenzo says he’s hung! All-gay BUTT [NSFW, unless you work in a gay designer's studio] is known for their sexually explicit interviews with fabulous homosexuals and Martone’s—done by T Magazine’s Horacio Silva—is no different. Aside from Brazil born PR man Martone talking about his first time doing the dirty with a man while backpacking in Belgium, the real revelation is that Jacobs and his groom really were married when everyone thought they were.

“In the end, we just had an intimate wedding at a friend’s house with people who were already on the island. But it was funny to read about it so many times. Then there were the articles about [Marc] going back to his ex-boyfriend [Jason Preston]. He didn’t even see the guy. So you start to get text messages from all over the world, ‘Oh, I’m terribly sorry for you’. I guess that is the downside. But overall it’s very good.”

Now that we’ve heard it from Martone, we guess that their wedding cake really was a wedding cake and not some joke at a party like Jacobs rep tried to pass it off as. From the interview, the pair sounds very much in love, but what drives Martone crazy? Getting ignored backstage and Jacobs’ signature skirts. “He knows I don’t love it,” Martone says of his husbands sartorial choices. “I mean I loved it for a couple of months. I thought, ‘Okay, it was a cute joke. Get over it.’ Be he is in love with them. What can I say? He feels he has found his look and clearly he enjoys the attention that he gets.” As for dick size info, Martone makes a crack about Brazilian tools and Silva replies, “You mean the implication that all Brazilians are hung like Nazis at Nuremberg?” and Martone answers, “I can’t complain. My boyfriend can’t complain.”

At last, the whole wedding thing has been sorted out … Marc Jacobs and Lorenzo Martone are hitched. Also sorted out is the matter of Martone‘s penis size, no complaints … we get it. I can’t say I’m too upset to see Lorenzo‘s bare butt in Butt magazine. I do find it interesting that he chose to spill these deets in the pages of Butt but I’m glad he did. I’m curious to see if there are any other photos from this particular photospread (if, in fact, one exists). Are any of y’all interested in seeing Lorenzo Martone‘s Butt spread*?

*Er, you know what I mean ;)

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On Tuesday we saw photos of Rihanna on the set of her latest music video for Rude Boy and today we get to see the final product. Rude Boy debuted online last night … here are a few screencaps from the video:

A lot of folks are saying that Rihanna is ripping off M.I.A. with the look of this video but, in all honesty, M.I.A. did not invent this look nor did she corner the market on utilizing the Jamaican dance hall motif. I love this video, I think you will too. Check it out in full after the jump …

Last week I decided that I want to re-watch the entire Charmed series (all 8 seasons) and as luck would have it, the re-runs on TNT coincided perfectly with that desire. I’m about mid-way thru season 1 and am loving the show all over again. Even tho I own the entire series on DVD in the limited edition Charmed: The Complete Series [Book of Shadows] collection …

… my plan is to re-watch the entire series on TNT in 2 eps per day to stretch out my enjoyment ;)

This past weekend, I ordered an amazing prop replica of the Spirit Board used on the show and it arrived yesterday … and is SO MUCH COOLER than I though it would be. I already own the Spirit Board prop replica that was used in the Buffy the Vampire Slayer season 7 episode Conversations with Dead People so this Charmed Spirit Board is a welcome addition to my collection:

Trust me, I am not the sort of person who likes to play with Ouija boards but I do love these prop replicas. I also have a traditional Ouija board signed by the members of Marilyn Manson put away at my parent’s home back in Michigan … which makes it sound like I collect them or something. I actually love collecting prop replicas from my fave TV shows but it just so happens I know have all of these Ouija boards. So yeah … that’s about the extent of my exciting day yesterday. I’m not sure if there are any Charmed fans out there but I think it might be worth re-watching the series again. I had forgotten how fun the show is … and I have never re-watched the entire series in full so, I’m excited. This weekend, I’m dragging David out to go with me to see the actual house that was used in the Charmed series as the the Halliwell mansion (which is here in LA) so that I can take photos. Yes, I’m a nerd but at least I’m having fun :) Wee!!

• Sasha Cohen has a gloomy outlook for the US Olympic Women’s Figure Skating Team.
• Penélope Cruz to star in Pirates of the Caribbean 4?
• Amanda Bynes dumped?
• Shania Twain hits the Caribbean.
• Lt. Dan Choi shows that gays in the Military can work.
• Ugly Betty is going out with a bang.
• The Situation meets his match.
• Michael Douglas has a rosy outlook on his son’s upcoming prison sentence.
• Betty White reveals the secret to her success … her breasts.
• Lindsay Lohan cleans house.
• The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue doesn’t even need swimsuits anymore.
• Kaley Cuoco does Maxim magazine.
• Alec Baldwin hospitalized after he was found in a non-responsive state by his daughter.
• Shia LaBeouf bulks up.
• Rihanna makes her way to Seoul, South Korea.
• Taylor Lautner is 18, Kelly Rowland is 29, Matthew Lawrence is 30, Brandy is 31, D’Angelo is 36, Jennifer Aniston is 41, Sheryl Crow is 48 and Burt Reynolds is 74 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Bradley Cooper decides to spend his Valentine’s Day with his mother rather than with Renée Zellweger.
• JD Fortune to front INXS again?
• Physical by Olivia Newton-John is voted the Sexiest Song.

Madonna and Jesus Luz, newly reunited in Brazil this week after reports spread of the end of their romantic affiliation, spent some time together in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil last night getting into the pre-Carnival spirit. Madonna & Child stepped out for a semi-quiet dinner together before they hit the streets of Rio to get their party on:

She’s been hitting the clubs since her Studio 54 days in New York in the Seventies. So Madonna could be forgiven for wanting to put her feet up these days with a cup of cocoa. But the mother of four obviously feels there is still enough petrol in the tank to party. And who better to hit the dance floor with in Rio De Janeiro last night than toyboy lover Jesus Luz? Unfortunately, the singer looked more like a reluctant mum dragged along to a frat party as she watched Jesus, 23, strip to the waist and dance in the sweaty venue with his friends. While Jesus got into the groove, Madge stuck to the sidelines, leaving the dancing to the much younger club-goers. That was hardly surprising. After all, she was more than double the age of the average clubgoer at the Circus Nightclub and at times appeared a little sleepy and withdrawn. After getting their music fix, the couple were escorted to a waiting car and driven back to their hotel.

Aww … poor Madge … trying to hang in there with the youngn’s. Bless her heart. Before Maddy had to be put down to bed, Jesus was photographed giving Madonna something to suck on right there on the streets, for anyone to see — after the jump, check out those photo to see what exactly was going on …

Back in October we heard the HORRENDOUS news that Dina Lohan was attempting to launch her own line of shoes — terribly named Shoe-Han — in conjunction with the Love My Shoes company. Later that same month, Dina made an in-person appearance in NYC to show off this tragic looking footwear … which clearly was the death knell for the line because today we learn, with great relief, that the Shoe-Han line of shoes has been axed before it even officially launched. Thank ye gods, Dina‘s shoe endeavor is dunzo!!

In October last year, Lindsay Lohan’s mother Dina Lohan made headlines with the announcement that she was partnering up with Long Island-based shoe company Lovemyshoes.com to launch (and become the national spokesperson for) her very own footwear line called “Shoe-Han” which was slated to be ready by Mother’s Day 2010. However, [it has been announced] that the much-hyped deal has already fallen through. “Love My Shoes regrets to announce we are not moving forward with the Dina Lohan line of shoes at this time due to continued economic sluggishness and the prevalent mood of today’s shoppers,” a rep from the company told us. “Love My Shoes and its President, Robert Yeganeh, wish Dina continued success in all her projects.” But according to a rep for Lohan’s shoes, the star mom is still determined to accessorize your feet. “There was a miscommunication over finances, this was too local and we need a larger partner,” said the rep. “We are currently exploring other options, and we will have another announcement soon.”

I pray to all that is mighty and good that no other clothing company, of any sort, deigns to align themselves with Dina Lohan (or any of the Lohans, for that matter — if we’ve learned anything from the ruinous state of the design house of Emanuel Ungaro, it’s that the Lohans have no business in the Fashion world … at all). It was an atrocious idea for Love My Shoes to team up with Dina in the first place (and I really doubt the validity that Love My Shows actually loves shoes if they actually decided to give Dina her own line of shoes to oversee) so I sincerely hope no one else takes her up on her heinous offer. It would seem that we dodged a bullet this time … you may breath that sigh of relief now.

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Britney Spears had a bizzy day yesterday full of errands and mommy duties. To get her day started, our dear Britney and her mini-entourage made their way to a Maserati dealership in the San Fernando Valley to take one of the black beauties out for a test drive:

It’s unclear if Britney actually bought the car (especially since she didn’t drive it herself) but it’s entirely possible that she decided to treat herself to a new toy to enjoy. I’m not sure that this car went home with her tho, after all … we know she has a thing for white cars.

Later on in the day, without a Maserati in sight, Britney took her sons Sean Preston and Jayden James to a medical center here in SoCal presumably so the kids could get a routine check-up. After the jump, check out those photos …