Lindsay Lohan is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of the French magazine Purple Fashion and, if you can believe it, she is posed like Jesus Christ on the cover of the mag … complete with crown, white robe and outstretched arms. HMMM … do you think it’s possible that L. Lo is trying to court controversy with this particular coverphoto image?

Lindsay Lohan is on the cover of another magazine, this time it’s French fashion magazine Purple. Since it’s supposed to be more of an edgy magazine or something, Terry Richardson shot Lindsay as Jesus with her outstretched arms and a crown of thorns. So shocking! And we mean that, too. It’s pretty shocking that this is the first time in a while Linds didn’t even have to show her boobs for a fashion spread. And Lindsay’s Jesus dress-up fun isn’t all that’s going on in her cluttered life today. There’s also talk that Sam Ronson allegedly abused her, Jessica Alba says Lindsay never hooked up with her husband, Cash Warren, and Linds took to her Twitter to try to convince us she doesn’t use lip injections. In other words, it’s just a normal day for Lindsay.

LOL!! Yeah, I find this neither shocking, inventive, controversial or even inventive. It’s really starting to feel like Lindsay is trying to do anything to get paid attention to. It used to be, back when she was relatively relevant, that any ol’ thing she did was fodder for discussion amongst the masses … these days, pretty much everyone has grown tired and bored with her antics. I highly doubt there is anything Lindsay Lohan can do at this point to shock the public into batting a eyelash enough to care. I think now is the PERFECT time for Lindsay to just go away for a few years … live a quiet life, work on her craft, totally disappear off the face of the planet. If she handles herself right, she could come back triumphant and win back the adoration of her fans. At the rate she continues to go these days, she’s already turning into a has-been … and she ain’t even out of her 20′s yet. The Lindsay Lohan we loved back in Mean Girls is long gone … mebbe this trying-too-hard Lindsay Lohan needs to go away, too.

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John Mayer, who LOVES to make headlines with the douchey things he likes to reveal in magazine interviews, is at it again in a new interview with Playboy magazine. Among other things, Mayer discusses his “crazy” sex life with former girlfriend Jessica Simpson. While some gentlemen would never dream of kissing and telling, it’s clear that John Mayer has no problem with sexing and selling … out:

UsMagazine.com has an exclusive peek at Playboy’s March issue, where the singer, 32, dishes on everything from his past relationships with Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston to his dream mate. He dubs 29-year-old Simpson (whom he dated from 2006 to 2007) “a drug.” “And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them,” he says, adding, “Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say,” he continues. “It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just fuckin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you.’” He didn’t share bedroom details about Aniston, who turns 41 Thursday. But he denied reports that he penned the tune “Heartbreak Warrior” about her. “That woman would never use heartbreak warfare,” he tells Playboy. “That woman was the most communicative, sweetest, kindest person.” He also denied that Twitter obsession led to their split last year. “There was a rumor that I’d been dumped because I was tweeting too much,” he says. “That wasn’t it, but that was a big difference. The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter. I think she’s still hoping it goes back to 1998. She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction. And I always said, ‘These are the new rules.’” Oh, and how many women has he bedded since their break-up? “I’m going to say four or five. No more,” he tells Playboy. “But even if I said 12, that’s a reasonable number. So is 15. Here’s the thing: I get less ass now than I did when I was in a local band. Because now I don’t like jumping through hoops.” These days, he says he is hesitant to settle down. “I hate being the heartbreaker. Hate it,” he says. “If I date somebody and it doesn’t work out, it’s another nightmare for me” … Asked about his future, he says, “From now on I’m just going to pretend that people really dig the shit out of me. I’ve been trying to prove to people I’m not a douche bag by not dating, by keeping my name out of Us Weekly. That’s fucked up, man. I’m not dating. I’m not even fucking. So now I’m going to experiment with ‘fuck you.’ In 2010 my goal is to get more mentions in Us Weekly than ever.”

So lemme get this straight … Mayer‘s plan is be even more of an ass than he has been previously? Why am I not surprised. I’m pret-ty sure that Jessica won’t be too happy to hear about all this talk about her sex life hittin’ the media … and I find his quip that Jen hopes things will go back to the way they were pre-1998 very telling. LOL!! If she thinks that, she is really out of touch with reality. In all honesty, I don’t even feel bad for the moronic women who choose to get involved with John Mayer. It’s clear that he loves to brag and sell out his former “loves” … if you are dumb enough to succumb to his “charms”, you totally deserve the treatment he doles out afterward.

UPDATE: Another quote has leaked from Mayer‘s Playboy interview wherein he talks about the kind of women his “dick” likes to enjoy. When asked if Black women throw themselves at him, Mayer responded:

“I don’t think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.”

Er, is this supposed to be funny or witty? Do YOU find it funny or witty?

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Yesterday morning Trent Reznor updated NIN.com, the official Nine Inch Nails website, with a teaser photo that appears to have been taken inside a recording studio. A few hours later, another photo was posted on NIN.com in its place … and this new photo is more cryptic than the first:

HMMM. Two photos in one day … could TR be trying to convey a message to us fans? Or, as is also very likely, is he just effing with our minds? This metal skull also appears to have been photographed inside a recording studio … so I’m of the mind that these photos are harbingers of new music from Mr. Reznor. I wonder how long we’ll have to wait until we know for sure what TR has got up his sleeve.

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As I’m sure you may recall, the New Orleans Saints pulled off a stunning victory at Super Bowl XLIV this past Sunday and the team returned home to New Orleans last night to face a heroes welcome parade … Mardi Gras style. The streets of New Orleans were filled with ecstatic fans cheering for the triumphant Saints footballers … behold:

Only a Super Bowl victory parade could upstage Mardi Gras in New Orleans. Carnival floats carrying Saints players, coaches and team owner Tom Benson rolled past tens of thousands of jubilant fans in downtown New Orleans on Tuesday, two days after the 43-year-old franchise won its first NFL championship. Players, wearing team jerseys instead of traditional Carnival masks and costumes, tossed beads into the crowd and signed autographs for throngs of screaming fans. Benson shouted “Who Dat!” into a microphone from his perch atop a float. Head coach Sean Payton blew kisses and held the Lombardi Trophy over his head. “Here’s to the best Mardi Gras week in the history of this city,” Payton said, raising a glass of champagne during a toast outside the city’s historic Gallier Hall. The parade, a week before the city’s signature Fat Tuesday celebration, started outside their home turf at the Louisiana Superdome. Black, gold and white confetti floated over the crowd and a man wearing a Saints jacket held aloft a sign that read, “Happy Lombardi Gras!” The floats stopped at a reviewing stand so elected officials, including Mayor Ray Nagin, Gov. Bobby Jindal and Sens. Mary Landrieu and David Vitter, could toast the team’s 31-17 win over the Indianapolis Colts. “How’s the ‘Who Dat’ nation feel tonight?” Super Bowl MVP Drew Brees yelled when his float stopped at the reviewing stand. “This toast goes out to you. We love you and we won that championship for you.” Ten Carnival krewes lent floats for the team to ride. More than a dozen marching bands joined the team on its route, which passed by the edge of the French Quarter and ended at the city’s convention center. An official crowd estimate wasn’t immediately available, but many fans said the gathering seemed larger than any during Mardi Gras. “This is wilder than Mardi Gras,” said Frank V. Smith, 55, a lifelong New Orleans resident who shot photographs of players from the rear of a pickup truck. “I’ve never seen so many people out here like this. This is beautiful, man.”

Now, we know that New Orleans knows how to party … they’ve got a big one planned for next week, after all … so I’m sure this celebratory parade for the Saints yesterday was off the hinges! It is really awesome to see the people of New Orleans lookin’ so happy, to thrilled to have something to celebrate!! Congrats again!! On Monday, Saints Quarterback Drew Brees made his way to Disney World — which is the first place Quarterbacks go after they win the Super Bowl. Check out his Disney World commercial and some photos from his visit after the jump …