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Holy shizzballs, y’all!! Shirley Manson posted a new blogpost (inspired by Butch Vig‘s first Grammy Award win last night) on her official Facebook profile and in her (fairly lengthy) treatise she reveals that she recently spent a week in the recording studio with the other members of Garbage! OMFG!! Could this mean that new Garbage music may be on the way very soon? Here is the Garbage excerpt from her Facebook blogpost:

Guess who I just spent a week in the studio with? Would you be pleased if I said one of them was called Steve and one of them was called Duke and another was grammy winning producer [Butch Vig]?

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Okay, seriously, this is AMAZING news!! I have long wished that Garbage would get back together to record another album … especially since Shirley‘s solo record never got released. Hopefully this “week in the studio” will really turn into a new collection of songs. As I mentioned above, Shirley was inspired to write this latest blogpost due to her Garbage partner Butch Vig winning his first Grammy Award last night. After the jump, read the full text of her blogpost to get her take on the Grammy Awards over all …

Early last week mummy Victoria Beckham flew home from Europe to be reunited with her children and she was spotted uncharacteristically wearing ballet flat shoes (something that she vowed she would NEVER wear) … over the weekend, VB stepped out with her youngest children — Romeo James and Cruz David — for a beach outing in Malibu, CA … and wouldn’t you know it, VB was dressed WAY down for the occasion. A baseball cap, jeans and FLIP FLOPS!

Um, I understand that she even went barefoot on the sand for a bit … BAREFOOT! This from the woman who refuses to be seen sans stiletto heels actually went barefoot in public. If I were wearing a string of pearls around my neck, I’d be clutching them in amazement right about now!! I really like Posh when she’s all casual and shizz. I am hoping we get to see more of this Vicki B. in the future.

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Yesterday we saw a few photos from Prince Harry‘s weekend visit to the island nation of Barbados where he has been, among other things, visiting with sick children and raising money for Haitian relief. Yesterday was the young prince’s last day in Barbados and to celebrate, he participated in a charity polo match to benefit his charitable organization Sentebale that didn’t exactly turn out the way he prolly would’ve liked. Prince Harry took a nasty spill during the match which, thankfully, caused him no injury … but surely some level of embarrassment:

In falling off his polo pony spectators were treated to what could only be described as a right royal strop. Prince Harry demanded that his mount make a fast turn, but the animal’s legs gave way and it dumped his highness onto the Barbados dirt. Unhurt he jumped up, only to fling his mallet to the floor and gesticulate wildly at the fundraising match for his children’s charity. The fall, he thought, had cost his charity a £30,000 cheque. A mystery businessman offered the royal the five figure donation if he stayed in the saddle. But the wager was honoured by the individual, described as a “star” by the Prince, who said that the horse and not the rider was at fault. The Prince was on the Caribbean island to play in the inaugural Sentebale Polo Cup — an annual fundraising match for his charity, Sentebale, to help children in the southern African country of Lesotho. He hailed the visit a success saying that he believed £500,000 had been raised. Speaking about the fall Prince Harry said: “I’m a bit sore but it was all for a good cause so it was worthwhile in the end. Basically the horse slipped from underneath me, which does happen occasionally and is a bit unfortunate. It probably looks very dramatic because I was trying to throw myself clear of the horse. I’m a bit sore but the horse is ok though.” The Prince, who led his side to victory in the game beating a South African team, added: “The reason why I was throwing my mallet down was because I met this nice businessman at dinner [on Saturday] who offered me 50,000 [Barbados] dollars for Sentebale if I fell off my horse. His wife turned round and said, ’That’s a bit harsh, you should give him 100,000 [£30,000] if he stays on’. And he agreed to seal the deal on that. So when I fell off, I threw down my mallet and shouted ’What a waste of 100,000 [Barbados dollars]’ I was furious with myself. Fortunately this extremely generous gentleman has already been in touch and told us that it was clear that the horse fell over, rather than I fell off it, so he was happy to honour the 100,000 dollars. What a star.”

Aww … well, it’s great news that he didn’t get injured and it’s great news that Sentebale still got all that money so … win-win all around. But now it’s YOUR turn to win from all of this Prince Harry-ness. His Royal hotness went for a quick trip on a yacht in the Caribbean and, wouldn’t you know it, he forgot to wear his shirt!!! Check out those photos after the jump …

Tila Tequila, the attention whore du jour, has been making quite a few waves on her official Twitter profile in the past few weeks. Not only did she feign suicidal thoughts by suggesting that she was planning to “meet” her late fiancée Casey Johnson in Heaven but she also published her “autobiography” on her Twitter page as well. After tweeting about her alleged pregnancy and suggesting The Game is the father of her baby (a claim he vehemently denies), Tila posted one last tweet on her page last night:

2MORROW AT 10PM PST MY TWITTER PAGE WILL OFFICIALLY BE DELETED! I’LL MISS YOU ALL BUT U HAVE TIL 2 MORROW 2 CHAT W/ME UNTIL I DELETE MY PAGE

And then today … her page and her collection of crazy-ass tweets were gone:

If only we could be assured that Tila Tequila would go away as well … but, alas, I doubt we’re that lucky. And so, Tila‘s life in the Twitterverse is dunzo … and no more can we look forward to reading her crazy rants. I suspect she will, instead, publish her trainwrecky nonsense on her official website because, after all, she can make money from getting people to read her website. But, in the case of her Twitter profile, we can give her a hearty Peace the Spork Out! How long do YOU think she’ll remain silent?

UPDATE: Whoops! I posted too soon … Tila has already posted a new message on her official website explaining why she quit Twitter — read on …

Britney Spears and her agent/beau Jason Trawick jetted off together to record some music in Miami, FL late last week but the pair managed to traverse the country in time to get all dolled up for the Grammy Awards last night … yes, they attended as a couple :) Here are pics of Britwick pausing for a break in between recording sessions in Miami …

… and here is the happy couple seated together at the Staples Center last night for the Grammy Awards:

Britney looked fantastic! Britwick look so good together! I can’t even express how pleased I am to see them out and about together … in public. May their relationship continue to flourish in the coming weeks and months. Jason seems really, really good for Britney. I really hope their relationship can truly stand the test of time.

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Yesterday was such a beautiful day that I had to take a drive up the coast to spend some time on The Ventura Pier. I’ve always wanted to make the trek up there to check it out and yesterday was the day:

The beach was not crowded at all and I was able to just chill out on the rocks near the pier and take in all the natural beauty …

… which wasn’t easy because, unfortunately, something appears to be going wrong with my eyesight. I’ve enjoyed perfect vision for my whole life (even absent the fact that both of my parents were glasses) but starting last Thursday night, I’ve noticed a diminished capacity to focus and see things from far off. I’m not panicking yet but I am concerned. I notice the change especially when I’m driving and it happens both at night and during the day. I’m gonna hafta find me an eye doctor to figure out what is going on. It’s very disconcerting and upsetting, let me tell you. But, again, until I know for sure what is going on I’m not freaking out just yet.

Blah.

My dear, darling Kristen will be flying to Australia for good tonight and I’m trying to wrap up work as quickly as I can so I can visit her one last time before she leaves. I don’t want to see her go but I really want to see her one more time before she does.

Happy Monday, I hope yours is going better than mine is ;)

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Earlier today we learned that Taylor Swift made history as the youngest performer to win the Album of the Year award at the 52nd Grammy Awards last night and Beyoncé made Grammy history as the most honored woman in an single night. We also learned that the late Michael Jackson was paid tribute by a group of Grammy performers in a fun 3D performance and his children appeared on stage to accept his Lifetime Achievement Award. But there were a lot of other folks at the Staples Center last night for the Grammy Awards … many of whom made their grand arrivals on the red carpet last night:

I know Imogen Heap is taking a lot of flak for her weird outfit but A.) she always dresses weird so what’s the big deal and B.) her dress was a very special one that was broadcasting a live Twitter feed from her followers so that they could be with her at the Grammys last night. She gets snaps in my book. There was a lot of love, a lot of crazy mess and a lot of divas on the red carpet last night … which is pretty standard fare, I think. After the jump, check out a few photos from the show itself and find out who else took home Grammophone tropies from the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards last night …

Great news, Jersey Shore fans!! Have you ever wished that you should smell like the desperation of hitting on every single girl in sight, hoping that one of them will lower herself to not only be seen in your presence but will actually succumb to having sex with you on a seemingly daily basis? Well … have I got the product for you. Mike The Situation Sorrentino, one of the stars of MTV‘s break-out hit show Jersey Shore, has just inked a deal to release his own “celebrity frangrance” which will be called Sitch and will, most likely, be sold in the finest gas stations and truck stops in the country:

Mike Sorrentino has a sweet smelling new “Situation.” The “Jersey Shore” star will be launching his own fragrance, he confirmed to Access Hollywood on the Grammy Awards red carpet, where he’s serving as Access’ guest correspondent. The cologne will be called “Sitch.” “The name is just, it’s pretty cool. Who wouldn’t buy a cologne called Sitch by Situation?” The Situation told Access. “It’s in the beginnings right now, but it should be coming out hopefully in the next couple months.” The Situation added that he’d be checking out scents in the coming days. “[I'm] a pretty spontaneous person,” he said. “I don’t even know, as soon as I find something that I like, I’ll say, ‘That’s it! That is The Situation, and we’ll grab it.’” As previously reported on AccessHollywood.com, the star told Access on Saturday he would be rejoining his “Jersey Shore” cast mates for a second season of the MTV hit in a new location next summer. And on Sunday, he hinted that a new housemate could be joining the returning stars. “You know, I wouldn’t mind a new roommate to maybe stir things up,” he said. “And we’ll see, because I’m pretty excited. It’s definitely going to be pretty crazy because the first season was pretty crazy from start to finish.”

You know, I’m willing to bet that Sitch will smell like suntan lotion and pit sweat (you know, from all those hours spent in the gym). I cannot FOR THE LIFE OF ME imagine that any dude would want to actually say he smells like Sitch but I’m thinking that if such a person does exist, he’ll be all decked out in Ed Hardy and desperation. As for Mr. Sorrentino, I can’t hate on him for taking this opportunity and running with it … make that money, yo. The fame will not last for long so he’s gotta grab that dough while he still can. What do y’all think … would YOU want to smell like The Situation?

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The nominations for the 2010 Academy Awards won’t be announced until early tomorrow morning but today we learn which films and actors have been nominated for the 2010 Golden Raspberry Awards. The Razzies, as they are more commonly known, annually honor the worst movies and acting performances of the previous year … the antithesis of the Oscars. This year, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen and Land of the Lost are tied for the most Razzie Award noms (7 each) and actors like Sandra Bullock, Eddie Murphy, Beyoncé and Billy Ray Cyrus have all been nominated among the various “Worst” categories:

“Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” and “Land of the Lost” are tied for the most Razzie Award nominations, scoring seven chances each to take gold paint-sprayed statuettes hailing the worst films of 2009. Also noteworthy: two of this year’s Oscar players could also end up as Razzie stars when trophies are doled out one night before the Academy Awards gala. Oscar ceremony co-host Steve Martin is nominated for worst actor in “Pink Panther 2.” No other actor has ever been up for a Razzie the same year he or she emceed the Academy Awards, although Martin’s co-host on March 7, Alec Baldwin, was nominated for a Razzie in 2003 (worst supporting actor, “Cat in the Hat”). Sandra Bullock is considered an Oscar best actress front-runner for “The Blind Side,” but she’s also nominated for 2009′s worst actress for “All About Steve.” If Bullock claims both trophies, she’ll be the first star ever to pull off the dual win in the same year. Others have done so in nonacting categories. In 1992, Alan Menken won two Oscars for composing the music in “Aladdin” and a Razzie for a tune in “Newsies.” In 1997, Brian Helgeland reaped an Oscar for writing “L.A. Confidential” screenplay and a Razzie for penning “The Postman.” Two stars have been nominated for an Oscar and a Razzie in the same year for the same role, but they lost: James Coco (“Only When I Laugh”) and Amy Irving (“Yentl”). Halle Berry famously bagged a Razzie soon after her Oscar, but three years separated her wins for “Catwoman” (2004) and “Monster’s Ball” (2001). John Wilson, Razzie president and founder, tells Gold Derby that “Transformers 2″ creator Michael Bay is overdue for Razzie glory after a past worst-picture loss for “Armageddon” (1998) and two defeats for worst director: “Armageddon” and “Pearl Harbor” (2001). “Bay is totally talent-free and untouched by the muse,” Wilson says with a sigh. Wilson says that 2009 was such a banner year for bad movies that the Razzies considered expanding their worst-picture list to 10 nominees like the Oscars’ best-picture list, “but then I realized that our membership is only one-tenth of the academy, and it would have no meaning. It would be just like the Golden Globes where a movie can win with only 17 votes.” If the Razzies had expanded its top category, “Twilight: New Moon” would’ve been nominated for worst picture since it came in sixth place in the voting, so alas, it got snubbed.

LMAO … I love the Razzies. In this instance, being “only nominated” says a lot about the films and the performers … there’s no need to pick singular winners, they’re all losers in my book! I know that many folks are waiting with bated breath for the Academy Award nominations tomorrow morning but I am always looking forward to the Razzie noms … and this year did NOT disappoint :) After the jump, check out the full list of Razzie Award nominations and see who and what is in contention for the WORST that Hollywood had to offer last year …