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On Friday we learned what kind of goodies attendees of the Golden Globes will be walking home with inside their Golden Globes Gift Bags but today we learn that even non-Golden Globes attendees are gettin’ in on the freebie action. Golden Globes gifting suites are legendary for hooking up celebs of varying stature with all sorts of free stuff, even if they don’t have a rat’s ass’s chance in Hell of ever scoring an actual invite to the Golden Globe Awards themselves. Like, say, for example the cast of MTV‘s hit show Jersey Shore. These self-proclaimed guidos and guidettes flew out West this week for the sole purpose of loading up on free shizz at various Golden Globes gifting suites like the GBK Golden Globe Gifting Suite at the Mondrian Hotel in West Hollywood, CA Friday afternoon:

In addition to the GBK gifting suite, the Jersey Shore cast showed up at THE Hospitality gifting suite that was held at Pascal Mouawad‘s estate where I understand that Jenni Jwoww Farley got her hair did by Suburbia Salon (Lord knows she needed a hair job), Nicole Snooki Polizzi loaded up on gear from Wet Cement, Paul Pauly D Delvecchio scored some hair gel from Unite and Mike The Situation Sorrentino picked up a few t-shirts from Wet Cement so that he could lift them up all night long to show off his abs. See people, you don’t need to be a Golden Globes nominee to get in on all the free swag. I’d bet a bit of money that these folks will not be invited to any gifting suites next year so I hope they load up on as much stuff as possible while they still can.

The real Golden Globe winners will pick up the only prizes that matter tonight during the 67th Annual Golden Globe Awards, which airs LIVE on NBC tonight at 8PM ET, 5PM PT.

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