First we found out that Lindsay Lohan‘s estranged father Michael Lohan got himself a new tattoo, then we found out that he got a new girlfriend (Kate Major, who is Jon Gosselin‘s ex-gf) and today we get to see all of that awesome tragedy all at once. Michael Lohan, his new squeeze Kate Major all all of his tattoos were on hand at a press conference for some celebrity boxing event wherein he publicly called out Jon Gosselin to fight him. Am I dreaming, have you ever heard of something so awesome?

Celebrity boxing means the A-list of the tabloid set are back in town. Kate Major and Lindsay Lohan’s dad were with Fox 29′s Jennaphr Frederick on Thursday morning at Varsity Fitness in Bala Cynwyd. Frederick used a hand-drawn map to draw the ties between the divorced celebrity father of starlet Lindsay Lohan, the former Star Magazine tabloid writer, and the now-divorced parents of eight and former reality TV show stars Jon and Kate Gosselin, of “Jon & Kate Plus 8″ fame. Major – a longtime friend of Lohan’s – dated Jon Gosselin while was in the midst of divorcing his wife. Lohan is in town because he’ll be fighting Saturday night at the Philadelphia Airport Ramada. After Frederick explained all of the relationships, Lohan chimed in, “Frankie’s Steaks has actually made an offer to help me challenge Jon Gosselin to a $125,000 fight when he’s off of his exclusivity with TLC. In May, I am proposing that Jon and I fight for $125,000, and the best cheesesteak in town, Frankie’s Steaks, is going to sponsor the fight for us.” Asked if she and Lohan have been “hanging out,” Major said they have. But she wouldn’t answer if they’ve been dating. “You know, I can’t say on that,” she answered, laughing. Lohan jumped in to say, “We’re friends. No, we’re friends. She lives out at my house, she moved here from Chicago, and she’s got employment in New York, and she’s in my house.” Then, they showed off their tattoos, which Lohan clarified “aren’t matching,” even though hey went together to both get tattoos of sacred hearts. “It stands for new beginning and hearts on fire for God and so on. I’m doing some mission work coming up in March,” Lohan explained. “And mine was a dedication to my mother, who passed away. So, that’s why I have mine,” Major said. Should Lohan and Gosselin fight? Major was unequivocal in her answer: “Absolutely. I mean, I would love to see that.” And she staked her claim on the opening line. Asked who would win, Major said, “Oh, Michael. Please, Jon has no chance. But he needs the money, so …” “We’ll see. If he fights me, we’ll find out,” Lohan said.

Of course by “awesome” I mean “so sadly pathetic that you can’t help but laugh”. I mean … seriously? Michael Lohan is gonna fight for money at the Philadelphia Airport Ramada with Jon Gosselin‘s ex-girlfriend rooting in his corner? I mean … yeah … what more is there to say. LOL!!

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