Earlier today we learned that Michael Lohan got himself a new tattoo over the weekend, a tacky-looking flaming heart thing, that matches a tattoo that Jon Gosselin‘s 26-year old ex-girlfriend Kate Major also had done. It turns out that the relationship between Lohan and Major (who is only 3 years older than Lindsay Lohan, I might add) goes far beyond matching tattoos … RadarOnline reports that the pair are officially a couple:

It’s official. Michael Lohan, 49, is dating again, and his new squeeze is his former pal Jon Gosselin’s ex-flame Kate Major — who at 26 — is only three years older than Lohan’s daughter Lindsay! RadarOnline.com snapped the happy couple arm-in-arm and hugging at the Walt Whitman Shopping Mall in Huntington Station, New York, where the couple went ring shopping! In these world exclusive photos, LiLo’s dad Michael and former entertainment magazine reporter Kate even posed and joked during their low-key night-out. While Michael denies, publically at least, that he’s romantically involved with Kate, RadarOnline.com has learned he and Kate made two significant purchases over the weekend: a diamond ring and a new beige BMW X5. Said one onlooker: “Everyone was left in no doubt Michael and Kate are a couple. “They had dinner together at California Pizza Kitchen and he snuck a little kiss. Then they went to a couple of shops in the mall, including a jeweler, where she left with a couple of huge sparklers on her fingers. “However, she wasn’t sporting anything on the engagement finger – just yet!” And as RadarOnline.com broke last week, Michael and Kate spent the holidays together in Chicago and even shared a hotel room in NYC during their depositions in the TLC lawsuit against reality-TV dad Jon Gosselin. Just when you though it couldn’t get more bizarre. To recap: Michael has bro-mance with Jon, Michael plays matchmaker and introduces Kate to Jon, Jon splits from Kate and Michael’s there to pick up the pieces.

LMAOOOOOOOOO! I mean … wow. This incestuous circle of douchebaggery seems to be feeding on itself in a desperate attempt to stay relevant. If ever a couple seemed more suited for one another, it’s these two. Just like Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt make the perfect pair so, too, does Michael Lohan and Kate Major. May they live happily every after together … in a land far, far away. Ugh.

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