Yesterday we got our first look at actress Megan Fox‘s first batch of photos as the new female spokesmodel for Emporio Armani, taking over from Victoria Beckham who was last year’s model. Today we get our first look at soccer phenom Cristiano Ronaldo‘s first batch of photos as the new male spokesmodel for Emporio Armani, taking over for David Beckham … behold:

Unfortch, Cristiano looks really constipated in this first photo. It’s not a good look for him. But, in better news, a couple photos of Ronaldo in Armani Underwear have also come to light as well. How does his bulge measure up to Becks‘s bulge? Find out after the jump …

LOL!! The poses are RIDIC but they don’t entirely detract from his hotness. Meh. Becks has the whole package, as it were … hot face, hot bod, hot bulge. Cristiano only has two of those three qualities. I mean, I’m not complaining but … yeah, I miss seeing David Beckham‘s bulge packed tightly into Armani‘s line of undies. What do y’all think … how does Cristiano Ronaldo measure up against David Beckham as an underwear model?

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