January 11th, 2010
Jan 11, 2010
... using just one finger :)
Jennie Garth Waves Hello

90210 star Jennie Garth and her children Luca Bella, Lola Ray (not pictured) and Fiona Eve met up with hubby/daddy Peter Facinelli (also not pictured) for a leisurely bite to eat together at a local Koo Koo Roo restaurant here in SoCal yesterday afternoon … after the ladies finished their lunch, they left the eatery en masse and Jennie decided to throw a wave to the photogs who were there to snap pictures:

LOL! You gotta love that Mama Garth has no problem throwin’ up her middle finger to get her message across while in plain sight of her impressionable children. What better way to learn classy behavior like this than from your moms, right?

[Photo credit: X17]

... in a frantic mess of tweets on Twitter
Tila Tequila Publishes Her ‘Autobiography’

Yesterday we got to check out a blog post from trainwreck Tila Tequila wherein she threatened the world that she would “meet” her late fiancee Casey Johnson “in Heaven” because she is so consumed with grief (but is also consumed with blogging and tweeting, too) and today we get to read some more from Ms. Tequila. It turns out that in the span of 7-hours of tweeting on her official Twitter profile (140-characters per tweet), Tila published a mini-autobiography! She then culled together all of her tweets and republished them in sum on her official website for our reading pleasure:

Hmm….where should I begin? Well last night I was on Twitter and I was just tweeting about random things and somehow one Tweet into the next it lead me into writing a mini auto-biography through 7 hours of Tweeting!!!!!!! I originally had no plans whatsoever on sharing such a private, emotional, and personal life story to the whole world….but somehow, someway……it ended up that way. Everyone who read it was moved to tears and today a lot of people kept asking me where they could find that story. So I have gathered all of my tweets from last night about it and pasted it all in one blog for u to read. This has not been edited so it may not read correctly in a story format. These are just all the tweets I tweeted so that’s how it’ll read. In little spurts of statements…..therefor…..leading you into a glimpse of my sad childhood growing up. With that said, everyone has been so captivated that I have actually started to write an entire book about it! I know people want to hear what happens next….so let’s just say this is an “INTRO” to “TILA TEQUILA’S AUTO-BIOGRAPHY” It’s very painful for me to open up and share this with the world, but I’m a strong Woman today so I think it’s time the world hears my story. Here we go (remember these are in tweets I just copy & pasted from my profile) …

Holy shizz, the chick has TOTALLY LOST HER MIND. It’s just … nuts. She’s turned into a crazy amalgam of Courtney Love in franticness and Kanye West in douchiness with a little bit of Michael Lohan in pathetic attention-whoring. She makes Amy Winehouse look sane in comparison. If you are interested, curious or just plain brave enough to read the newly published Autobiography of Tila Tequila then check it out after the jump. Be warned, it is LONG, frantic and doesn’t make much sense …

Oh yeah, he also plays a little soccer
David Beckham Strips, Shows Off A New Tattoo

‘Twas a bizzy day for David Beckham yesterday, not only did he strip off as much clothing as possible during yesterday’s AC Milan vs. Juventus soccer match in Turnin, Italy to show off both his new Jesus tattoo (on top) and his black undies (on the bottom) but he also helped his European soccer team win their game 3-0 … bizzy, bizzy, bizzy. First off, let’s get to the good stuff. Tattoo aficionado Becks got himself another tattoo recently and chose yesterday’s game to show it off … behold, Becks‘s new tattoo of the religious painting The Man Of Sorrows by artist Matthew R. Brooks:

He’s confident enough with a football at his feet but it looks as if David Beckham is just a bit religiously-confused when it comes to his tattoos. The superstar footballer revealed a new black and white tattoo of The Man Of Sorrows by artist Matthew R. Brooks as he celebrated AC Milan’s 3-0 victory over Juventus at the Olympic Stadium in Turin. It’s the fourth image depicting Christian iconography that Beckham, 34, has had etched into his body – adding what can only be described as a multi-faith collection. The England star, who looked in great shape despite a two-month break before his return to AC Milan, already has a crucifix on the back of his neck, just above a guardian angel located between his shoulder blades and an angel on his right shoulder. His arms have since been covered with more black ink work, including stars, Japanese-influenced imagery and pin-up girl-esque women … In his autobiography Both Feet On The Ground, Beckham said of his tattoos: ‘Mine are all about the people in my life, my wife and sons, who I want to have with me always. ‘When you see me, you see the tattoos. You see an expression of how I feel about Victoria and the boys. They’re part of me.’

And now he’s got another tattoo to add as part of him. Generally, I like tattoos but it really seems like Becks is going way overboard with all these tats. Pretty soon he’s gonna run out of space on his body to get inked. But anyways … yes, Becks and his AC Milan teammates managed to pull off a win against Juventus so he was doing more than just showing off his new tattoo:

But for me the highlight of the game was when Becks decided to change his tiny soccer shorts while out on the field, stripping down to his black Emporio Armani undies right there on the soccer pitch for all the world to see. After the jump, your turn to see his strip show …

Justice, at last
‘Balloon Boy’ Dad, Richard Heene, Goes To Jail Today

Last month we learned that Richard Heene, the moronic “mastermind” of the infamous Balloon Boy Hoax that gripped the nation last October, was sentenced to spend 90 days in jail for his conviction of that crime. It turns out that he will only have to serve 1/3 of that sentence (and I wouldn’t be surprised if he will be released even sooner) but he will have to spend some time in jail … because today is the day he surrenders himself for incarceration:

Richard Heene won’t have to worry about the “shower situation” in lockdown — TMZ has learned dude will get to shower alone. Heene has roughly an hour to check himself into Larimer County Detention Center — where he will begin his 30-day sentence for being a hoax-running, resource-abusing d-bag. We’re told Balloon Dad has quite a schedule when he arrives at the jail — starting with a 72 hour evaluation where authorities will decide where to put the guy. Heene will also be issued his orange uniform. As for the food — Heene will eat breakfast at 6:15 AM every morning. Lights out is at 10:30 PM. At least he’ll be eating like true royalty — his first meal is turkey a la king with rice. Bon appetit.

Blah. Heene made an appearance on Larry King Live last night (a show that has really sunk to new lows these days, Tila Tequila is scheduled to appear on the show this Tuesday) to declare to the world that the Balloon Boy incident was not a hoax after all. Whatever his lame-ass story is, he has been convicted of his crimes and now will be begin to repay society for what he took from it. Good riddance, I saw. I’m guessing he will be released before his measly 30 days are up but one hopes he will learn the err of his ways while he cools his heels in jail for whatever stretch of time he ends up serving.

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