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Madonna continues to show off her matronly instincts in these new photos from her upcoming Spring/Summer ’10 ad campaign for Dolce & Gabbana. As you may recall, we got our first look at this campaign last month … today we get to see a few new pics courtesy of Swide:

Never-seen-before shots from Dolce & Gabbana’s S/S 10 campaign with added backstage snaps; Madonna keeps surprising us, this time by inventing a new form of exercise. Housekeeping is the new yoga. Yoga and Pilates may have been the darlings of the past two decades but for those always looking for the next thing then here is an avant-gout of things to come. The creme de la creme of the A-list are cleverly multitasking by getting on with the daily grind while maintaining their fabulous physiques. Madonna is the poster girl for this new movement as seen in the exclusive new shots from Dolce & Gabbana’s Spring Summer 2010 campaign. See how it’s done by the pros: broomsticks are for stretching (and while doing so keeping your hydration levels high is a must) but don’t underestimate the power of freshly cleaned intimates to take breathing exercises to the next level. Should this form of exercise be too soft for you then get your heart beating faster by reading old love letters in the privacy of your bedroom…

I’m not even kidding, I love this campaign. It’s mature, classy and says so much without having to actually say anything at all. I really love the photo of Madonna with the broom. Of the photos released from this campaign thus far, it is the one that epitomizes the feel of the campaign best for me. After the jump, check out another photo from the campaign along with a behind the scenes photo from the shoot …

Heidi Klum stepped out last night with her beautiful newborn babygirl Lou Suloa and the both of them made the cutest pair ever … even if Heidi was wearing a kinda creepy spidery dress for the occasion:

Last week, Heidi Klum’s latest addition to the family tagged along as her siblings and parents went snowboarding. This time round little Lou, just about three months old, kept her mother company in a not so glamorous pursuit. The Victoria’s Secret model took her baby daughter out when she was running a few errands. The only real risk is that Lou Samuel may grow up believing that all mothers go out to buy groceries and cleaning powder decked in the height of fashion. But that’s the part of having a world famous supermodel mum and singing star dad. Even though Klum was modest in a plain, billowing dress, the spider print on the skirt lifted the whole effect from the mundane to the unusual. The model is reportedly keen to shed 20lbs in a bid to get her figure back to what it was. Though she did make an impromptu return to the Catwalk along with her fellow Victoria’s Secret models – and looked stunning – she revealed she would still like to be back where she was before. But whatever she may think of pregnancy, husband Seal told the Daily Mail recently that he thinks she is at her most beautiful when pregnant.

Uh oh … I would take Seal‘s comments about how beautiful Heidi looks while pregs to mean that they ain’t done birthin’ babies. Since Heidi is about to launch 2 new maternity fashion lines next month, it would come as *no surprise* if she were to get knocked up again. The woman spends most of her days with child, why not have another. Considering how adorably cute here little babies turn out, I say the more the merrier ;)

[Photo credit: Big! Pictures; Source]

Last night was an amazingly fun night … David, Isaac and I met up with our friends Christopher, Josh, Emma and her BFF Melanie for a delicious dinner at Stefan’s at LA Farm in Santa Monica, CA. Much to my surprise and glee, it turns out that Stefan is THE Stefan from Top Chef: New York. The food was really fantastic but Stefan, bless him, spent all of his time schmoozing with the guests in the dining room rather than in the kitchen. He greeted us when we arrived, came to check on us during dinner and shook each of our hands as we left. Amazing. I can absolutely recommend that any of y’all check it out … great, great food. After dinner, it was time for the main event. We made our way to the Copro Gallery at Bergamot Station for the Instant Gratification: los angeles Polaroid exhibit last night:

On display was over 200 Polaroid photos taken by professional and amateur photographers using the Polaroid 600 film (my film of choice). As you might imagine of a one night only show, there were a lot of people there and we nearly didn’t make it in … but we soldiered on and made our way in to see the exhibit. After the jump, check out some of the photos I snapped of the show itself …

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It is time, once again, to say hello to the Hot Dude of the Week who was brought to my attention by YVY mag and was featured in a recent issue of fantasticmag magazine. This week’s Hot Dude was photographed by David Arnot … say hello to Ryan MacDonald:

Um, wow. I kinda really like the Viking-look of this gent. All he needs is a long broadsword and a horned helmet and he could pillage pretty much whatever he likes. It’s clear from Ryan‘s surname (MacDonald) and his bright red hair that he is very likely a full-blooded Scotsman. Full disclosure, I had to crop the bottom of this photo just a bit because the full size image showed a bit too much of Hot MacDonald‘s Scottish tuft but I think even in this form, the photo speaks volumes … don’t you think? Enjoy!!!

[Photo credit: David Arnot; Source via Source]

Lindsay Lohan, lookin’ like she was taking fashion cues from Victoria Beckham who in turn is taking fashion cues from Carmen Sandiego, stepped out on the town here in LA last night making an appearance at the Hotel Cafe. While Lindsay was bizzy lookin’ fab in her all black ensemble, her personal driver was bizzy plowing into the paparazzi. One pap in particular was injured as a result and had to file a police report before being taken away in an ambulance:

Lindsay Lohan’s car struck a photog this morning, and her driver is now a person of interest in a criminal assault with a deadly weapon investigation. The incident occurred at 12:30 AM in front The Hotel Cafe in Hollywood. Lindsay’s driver was behind the wheel of her BMW when it made contact with the paparazzo. The photog was not taken to the hospital Lindsay is not a suspect — though she was reportedly inside the car during the incident. Ironically, it was Lindsay’s assistant reported the incident. According to X17, the photog (wearing a Jack Daniels shirt) injured his hand and was treated by EMTs who arrived on scene.

OY! Drama follows Lindsay Lohan around like a jilted lover who just won’t quit. In her defense, she was not at all at fault for this incident and she was lookin’ fantastic in her outfit so … no harm/no foul on her at all. It’s unclear if the paparazzo who was allegedly injured by Lindsay‘s driver wet his pants before the incident or after but his soaked crotch seems proof positive that he was not having a good night, whether he was actually injured or not. Lindsay – 1, Paparazzo – 0

[Photo credit: Splash News, X17; Source]

Kristin Cavallari, who turned 23 years old last week, got around to celebrating her birthday at Eve nightclub in Las Vegas, NV last night with a select few family and friends. KC was presented with her own birthday cake for the occasion … she was also, apparently, presented with her own couch to sit perched upon as she reigned over the evening:

I understand Miss Thang was sippin’ on champagne all night long, which sounds like fun … I just hope she was actually having much more fun that it looks like in these stiff photos. Perhaps Kristin and her peeps really got her party on last week on her actual birthday and last night was just a nice prologue to welcome in her 23rd year of life. Whatever the case may be, let’s send out all our (belated) Birthday Lurve to Kristin Cavallari today!

[Photo credit: Splash News]

Last Wednesday we got our first look at Matthew McConaughey out in public for the first time since the birth of his newborn daughter Vida Alves last weekend … today we get a second look at Matthew out and about but this time he is rockin’ a cute (but extremely sweaty) t-shirt that reads Vida is Beautiful:

As you may be aware, Vida is Portuguese for “life” so his t-shirt reads Life is Beautiful … which is a witty double entendre for Vida, my daughter, is Beautiful. See how that works? Clever, no? I’m not sure how much longer we’ll have to wait to see what little Miss Vida looks like but I’m thinkin’ it won’t be much longer. If memory serves, Matthew and babymama Camila Alves showed off their firstborn son Levi Alves in the pages of OK! magazine just about 2 weeks after he was born July of 2008. I’m guessing there will be a reveal for Vida Alves in much the same way.

[Photo credit: X17]

Last week we learned that Michael Lohan got himself a tacky new tattoo (which he was PROUD to show off to anyone who cared) and today we learn that Courtney Love, too, got herself some new ink recently. C. Love posted a series of photos on her official Twitter profile (yep, she’s back) to show off her new tats:

In fine Courtney Love fashion, she decided to share a bit more of herself in order to give her followers the full experience of the new tattoos that have been freshly inked onto her arm and breast. After the jump, check out a few more of C. Love‘s personal photos — one of which includes a NSFW peek at one her nipples …

As you may recall, troubled Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson, who was reportedly engaged to Tila Tequila last month, suddenly passed away at the age of 30 here in Los Angels, CA at the start of last week. Since that time, a “mournful” Tila has been flooding her official Twitter account with errant messages in expression of her heartache and pain being ever mindful to revel in the paparazzi attention that Johnson‘s death has given her. Always happy to pose for the photogs (despite what she sometimes says on her Twitter account), Tila hinted that she might be pregnant (a claim that she’s been making all month long) before she stepped out to visit a doctor in Beverly Hills, CA to meet the press:

Now, this kind of behavior is just par for the course where Tila Tequila is concerned. But, it would appear that Tila is not getting quite the level of attention that she really wants because sometime last night, she posted a long rant on her official website that suggested that she is ready to “meet” Casey “in Heaven”, leading some to believe she might be planning to commit suicide. The post was taken down shortly after it was published but you can read her crazy rant in full after the jump …