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Happily marrieds Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz thought it would be real cute to slip into a costume shop in NYC this week to pick up a pair of Hallowe’en masks in order to play around the the paparazzi … here are a couple pics of Ashl33n with and without their fun masks:

Not for nothin’ but I think they look so much better with the masks on … not because they’re unattractive people (cuz they’re not) but because they look so much more fun with the masks on. It would be fabulously fun if more celebs played around with the photogs in this way … imagine how much fun both they and we would have! Oh how I wish that everyday was Hallowe’en … that would rule so hard.

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Yesterday we saw a couple of silly photos of Madonna and her 22-year old toyboy Jesus Luz all bundled up and masked as they ventured out into the bitter cold NYC night together. Today we get to see more pics of Madonna & Child, not together, and not all covered up … well, mostly not all covered up:

Madonna was happy to show her face this time and she looked so much better for it. Jesus, well, once he realized that he got recognized by the photogs he decided to cover up his face to try and evade recognition. It must be really tough being a toyboy, the strains on one’s personal privacy must be so taxing. I hope he’ll be alright.

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Cher, who is literally ageless it seems, was spotted lookin’ all kinds of faboo on the SoCal set of her new film Burlesque. It turns out that Cher co-stars with Christina Aguilera in the film and has become something of a mentor to the singer, well, according to the following report from the Daily Mail:

It must be daunting to star in your first movie. But who better to ease Christina Aguilera into the Hollywood life than Oscar-winning actress Cher, who co-stars with the singer in upcoming film Burlesque. Clearly revelling in her acting success as she took 29-year-old Christina under her wing, Cher looked happy and content as the pair shot scenes together in Los Angeles. The musical film, which tells the story of a burlesque club called The Burlesque Lounge, sees Christina’s small town character Ali unveil her amazing voice in the venue, owned by Cher’s character, former dancer Tess. And it seems the mentor role has transferred from the silver screen to reality, as Cher was seen giving Christina tips and hints in between shooting scenes. However, it was Cher’s appearance that caused the most excitement on the Hollywood streets where the filming was taking place. In stark contrast to recent photographs showing the star wrapped up against the cold, and consequently looking somewhat similar to an extra from Pirates of the Caribbean, Cher looked sleek and sophisticated on the set. Appearing vastly younger than her 63 years, Cher wore an outfit of black trousers, a black vest top and black jacket with a silver trim for the filming.

I dunno what kind of deal Cher made with the Devil but it looks like it is paying off famously for her. She looks really incredible. It’s insane to me that Cher is a woman in her 60s, she looks younger than Madonna does. Whether it’s botox or soul-selling, Cher looks amazing and I have no doubt she will be fab in this film. I could do without the Xtinaness in the flick but, meh, I’d give it a shot.

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Sweet, little Amanda Bynes is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of the men’s magazine Maxim. In her coverstory interview with the mag, Amanda expresses her desire for people to lose their impressions of her as a girl and see her as the grown 23-year old woman she has become. Here are a few excerpts from her Maxim interview:

Posing for us is the greatest Valentine’s Day gift we can imagine. Thank you!
I’m honored! I had the best time on this shoot. I think every shot I did was sexy. Some people still see me as a kid, but I’m a 23-year-old woman now.

You want to show the world you’re all grown up?
I want to show people who I am. My parents were like, “Does this mean you’re gonna do sexy movies now?” I said, “Well, if they’re done the right way, then maybe!” I mean, I’m not gonna do porn, but if it’s a Leonardo DiCaprio movie or whatever…

Oh, we get it. If a scene involves making out with Leo DiCaprio, then it’s OK?
Ha, yeah, then I wouldn’t mind! Point is, it’s time for me to start making my own decisions.

Kids these days … they do grow up so fast. In all honesty, Amanda looks really fantastic in her Maxim spread … the photos are whimsical, a bit sexy and not at all tacky … not too shabby for Maxim, I think. After the jump, check out a few of Miss Bynes‘s Maxim magazine photos …

The first movie trailer for the big screen adaptation of The A-Team has leaked its way to the Internets before it was to make its big screen debut in movie theaters this weekend. As you might imagine, the movie adaptation of the classic 80′s TV series is chock full of lame jokes, cheesy situations and a tank flying thru the air shooting missiles at jet airplanes. Here are a few screencaps from the trailer:

I’m seriously not kidding about the flying tank. You’re just gonna hafta watch the video trailer to see for yourselves — check it out after the jump …

Since I enjoyed reading Michael Chabon‘s book The Adventures of Kavalier & Clay for the Turtle Party: Book Club, I have been anxious to find another Chabon book to sink my teeth into next. I’ve been reading a few books at the same time, including a fascinating book on Ásatrú btw, but last night (on the suggestion of a few Pink readers) I started reading Chabon‘s Mysteries of Pittsburgh:

To be honest, I haven’t gotten to far into the book but it has the same wonderful prose that Chabon is famous for so I’m excited to dive in.

David, Isaac and I went out for sushi dinner at Fat Fish last night but kept it a relatively quiet and early night. I’ve been on a reading terror lately so it was fine with me. I cannot believe the first week of 2010 is already over and we are at the weekend again … where does the time go?

• St. John dumps Angelina Jolie.
• Tobey Maguire says everything is fine with Spider-Man 4.
• Miley Cyrus goes for a roll in the sand with boyfriend Liam Hemsworth.
• Tori Spelling is threatening to write another book.
• Adam Lambert is so dangerous.
• Tom Ford knows pretty.
• Who is She?
• OC Housewife Tamra Barney has been accused of infidelity, therefore her hubby is divorcing her.
• More punching on Jersey Shore you say? So glad MTV thought it would be unresponsible to show a girl getting punched and totally fine to show other women, men getting punched instead.
• Courtney Love wants the Twitterverse to know that she only takes drugs under strict observation by her doctor.
• More nekkid Ashley Greene HERE.
• Tila Tequila wants the world to know how heartbroken she is.
• Jay Leno thinks he’s reaaaaal funny.
• Heidi Klum gets all prettied up.
• Elin Nordegren takes her kids for a walk.
• Amber Benson (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) is 33, Jenny Lewis of Rilo Kiley is 34, R. Kelly is 43, Michelle Forbes (Star Trek: The Next Generation, Battlestar Gallactica: Razor) is 45, David Bowie is 63 and Bob Eubanks is 72 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Halle Berry doesn’t have to go thru normal airport security like you and me.
• Pamela Anderson is single again, beware.
• Peace the Spork Out, Hannah Montana. (And good riddance!)

Wow … Rachel Zoe has made her way to the tropical isle of St. Bart’s to frolic and play with the rest of the celebs on holiday there this week and stripped down to a skimpy beach outfit that hung on her body almost as sadly as her skin hung on her bones! Zoe has always been an extremely skinny woman but seeing her this undressed shows just how dangerously skinny she really is:

Man … she does not look healthy at all. This woman looks like she needs to eat in the worst way:

Your breastplate should not be showin’ thru your skin like this. Quite a few celebs rocked this uberskinny look a few years ago (during the reign of the Hollywood “It” Girl) but thankfully, many of them have taken on better eating habits that have resulted in healthier weights and sizes. I cannot help but feel bad for Rachel Zoe. She seems perfectly fine with being this dangerously thin. Apparently her husband Rodger is OK with it too, he was with her on the beach when this photo was taken yesterday. Again, wow.

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Kellan Lutz (who plays a vampire in Twilight) and Paul Wesley (who plays a vampire in The Vampire Diaries) are featured in the new issue of Cosmopolitan magazine together …

… and Entertainment Tonight got themselves some behind the scenes video of the dudes on set for their Cosmo photospread, which is part of the magazine’s Fun Fearless Males section … here are a few screencaps:

No offense to Mr. Wesley but Mr. Lutz is allllll that and a bag of chips. Even tho he don’t look too bright, he’s deffo the hotter of the two vampires. After the jump, check out this behind the scenes video in full and see which one YOU like best …

The stars of the hit CBS series How I Met Your Mother were on hand at The Paley Center for Media in Beverly Hills, CA for an event honoring the show’s milestone 100th episode. Speaking to Extra! TV on the red carpet, Alyson Hannigan talked a bit about some of the famous guest stars that have appeared on HIMYM and revealed who she would like to see guest on the show in the future:

Country superstar Carrie Underwood will stop by as guest star on “How I Met Your Mother” and star Alyson Hannigan tells “Extra” she’s happy to be working with Carrie but she would also like to see Jennifer Aniston on the show! “I’m going to put that out there!” she smiled. Underwood’s name will be added to the list of celebs who have guest-starred, including Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian and Wayne Brady. Co-star Cobie Smulders wouldn’t mind sharing a scene with another megastar. “If Meryl’s free, that’d be nice,” Smulders, 27, joked. She continued, “I love having guest stars, but I love when they cast people who are up-and-coming and need a break.” “The Twilight Saga” star Rachelle Lefevre appeared in an episode where she fell for Barney (played by Neil Patrick Harris) before landing the role of evil vampire Victoria. “We like the people who come on the show and really play on the show,” Harris explained. The suited-up stud also says he’s “excited” to have Underwood on board, but “it’s hard to top the Victoria Secret supermodels for Barney because he had a whole episode with them and Heidi Klum.” On Thursday, “How I Met Your Mother” reached a sitcom milestone and celebrated its 100th episode at the Paley Center for Media in Beverly Hills. Hannigan, who picked up a People’s Choice Award for her role, confessed, “I’m so lucky to be on two shows that have reach a hundred episodes.” The glowing actress, 35, also topped over 100 episodes with “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.”

Firstly, congratulations to the cast and crew of How I Met Your Mother on reaching their 100th episode. The true test of a good show is lasting long enough to make it to 100 eps. Secondly, how great do Alyson and Cobie Smulders look in these photos?! These ladies always bring the hotness when they show up on the red carpet. The dudes, save for Neil Patrick Harris and Aly‘s hubby Alexis Denisof, were lookin’ a bit sloppy … they should look to NPH for style and grooming tips, methinks. And while I confess that I am not a regular watcher of HIMYM, I am VERY excited for the 100th ep which will air on Monday Jan 11 because it will be a MUSICAL EPISODE! I will deffo be tuning in, you should too!!

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