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A new season of 24 debuts on Fox in just about 2 weeks and to get us all excited for the upcoming 8th season of the show, we’ve got ourselves a new promo video trailer get us amped … behold:

As you may recall, we saw a cute video over the Xmas holiday that showed Jack Bauer interrogating Santa Claus over “The List” but I can assure you, there will be NO cuteness in this new season of 24. The action takes place in NYC, where all hell breaks loose … and Jack is forced to come out of retirement to clean up the mess and save the world. The 2-part 4-hour season premiere of 24 starts on Sunday January 17. Are you as ready as I am?! Woot!!

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Earlier today we learned that Michael Lohan got himself a new tattoo over the weekend, a tacky-looking flaming heart thing, that matches a tattoo that Jon Gosselin‘s 26-year old ex-girlfriend Kate Major also had done. It turns out that the relationship between Lohan and Major (who is only 3 years older than Lindsay Lohan, I might add) goes far beyond matching tattoos … RadarOnline reports that the pair are officially a couple:

It’s official. Michael Lohan, 49, is dating again, and his new squeeze is his former pal Jon Gosselin’s ex-flame Kate Major — who at 26 — is only three years older than Lohan’s daughter Lindsay! RadarOnline.com snapped the happy couple arm-in-arm and hugging at the Walt Whitman Shopping Mall in Huntington Station, New York, where the couple went ring shopping! In these world exclusive photos, LiLo’s dad Michael and former entertainment magazine reporter Kate even posed and joked during their low-key night-out. While Michael denies, publically at least, that he’s romantically involved with Kate, RadarOnline.com has learned he and Kate made two significant purchases over the weekend: a diamond ring and a new beige BMW X5. Said one onlooker: “Everyone was left in no doubt Michael and Kate are a couple. “They had dinner together at California Pizza Kitchen and he snuck a little kiss. Then they went to a couple of shops in the mall, including a jeweler, where she left with a couple of huge sparklers on her fingers. “However, she wasn’t sporting anything on the engagement finger – just yet!” And as RadarOnline.com broke last week, Michael and Kate spent the holidays together in Chicago and even shared a hotel room in NYC during their depositions in the TLC lawsuit against reality-TV dad Jon Gosselin. Just when you though it couldn’t get more bizarre. To recap: Michael has bro-mance with Jon, Michael plays matchmaker and introduces Kate to Jon, Jon splits from Kate and Michael’s there to pick up the pieces.

LMAOOOOOOOOO! I mean … wow. This incestuous circle of douchebaggery seems to be feeding on itself in a desperate attempt to stay relevant. If ever a couple seemed more suited for one another, it’s these two. Just like Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt make the perfect pair so, too, does Michael Lohan and Kate Major. May they live happily every after together … in a land far, far away. Ugh.

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Yesterday we saw photos of actor Matthew Broderick gettin’ his hair did at an upscale hair salon in NYC … all by himself. Today we get to see photos of wifey Sarah Jessica Parker also gettin’ her hair did at a different upscale hair salon … also by herself:

Unfortch, SJP‘s photos here aren’t as fun as Matthew‘s photos were yesterday but the fact that the happily-marrieds have been spending so much time and energy gettin’ their hair did at the same time but separately seems a bit telling. Perhaps SJP stayed home with the kids while Matthew got his hair did and vice versa. See, the family that works together, stays together … so long as they don’t get their hair did at the same time/place.

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Last week we saw photos of Sienna Miller enjoying her holiday in Barbados with her rumored lover Jude Law in tow. Today we see new photos of Sienna still enjoying her time in Barbados but curiously sans Jude. It would appear that Jude has returned home to NYC (or London?) leaving Sienna to frolic on the beach with her girlfriends:

I sincerely hope this rekindled love affair between Jude and Sienna has not come to an end … I’m not ready to stop talking about JuSie just yet. Mebbe Sienna decided to stay in the tropics so that she can perfect her tan. I gotta say, she’s a brave lady to let a cad like Jude Law out of her sight. Considering his track record, she might return from holiday to find that he has since become a new father … again ;)

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Yesterday we saw photos of Victoria Beckham out and about in London, showing off her newest fashion accessories … today we get to see photos of a more dressed-down VB as she and her sons made their arrival at LAX Airport late last night:

I wrongly guessed that VB and the boys might stay in the UK a bit longer but clearly their plan was to get home as soon after the New Year as possible. I’m not sure if the fam returned to LA last night because the boys have to be back to school or if Vicki B. was just anxious to get back to the warmth of SoCal but the family (sans hubby/daddy David Beckham) is home once again … and the paparazzi were ready and waiting. Welcome home, Beckhams!

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As per usual, Sunday turned out to be a laaaaaaaazy day here at our humble abode. I kinda got sucked into reading The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay by Michael Chabon (the current selection of The Turtle Party: Book Club) and found that I couldn’t put it down. I am SO loving this book. I managed to get thru the first 5 parts of the book with only one part left ’til the end:

As a comic book fan, I love the inclusion of some tales of the fictional superhero The Escapist. As a fan of literature, I just love Chabon‘s writing. Kavalier & Clay is one of those books that you want to read all the time and then get sad about when you’re almost finished. I’m happy to know there are many other Chabon books out there to read … he has won a new fan in me. Incidentally, this week’s meeting of The Turtle Party: Book Club has been postponed until next week, just in case you’re reading along at home.

Not sure what’s going on today but I’m sure something fun will come along … or I’ll just finish Kavalier & Clay, cuz I know the next time I sit down with that book I’m gonna read it ’til the end.

• Avatar was, once again, the #1 movie at the box office over the weekend.
• The Hurt Locker has been named the Best Film of ’09 by The National Society of Film Critics.
• Spice Girl Mel C. regrets her tattoos.
• Regis Philbin returns to TV with a new hip.
• Are you on Team @ActuallyNPH or @Team_Barrowman?
• Dubai opens the world’s tallest building.
• Houston, TX swears in Annise Parker as the US’s first openly gay female mayor of a major US city.
• Is Top Chef host Padma Lakshmi incubating a baby girl inside her baby bump?
• THIS is what the conservative Tea Bag movement is all about.
• I guess it’s illegal for parents to tattoo their children aged 10-17.
• Lindsay Lohan shows off her many bikinis in St. Bart’s.
• Hayden Panettiere rocks the pink bikini.
• In case you weren’t aware, Mariah Carey is a diva.
• Penélope Cruz and Javier Bardem go on a movie date.
• Zanessa go on an Avatar date.
• Michael Stipe of R.E.M. is 50, Patty Loveless is 53, Bernard Sumner of New Order & Joy Division is 54 and Dyan Cannon is 73 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• Warren Beatty denies bedding thousands of women.
• Jay-Z to sing at Robbie Williams wedding?
• The new cast of Celebrity Apprentice has been revealed.
• Was Zordon from Power Rangers a racist/sexist/homophobic floating head?

Embattled golf star Tiger Woods is featured on the cover of the new issue of Vanity Fair magazine, photographed by renown photographer Annie Leibovitz. Woods posed for Leibovitz in the days before the Tiger Woods Cheating Scandal broke around Thanksgiving last year and, as a result, is featured on the cover and in the pages of the mag. I suspect an interview with Woods was not completed by the time the scandal broke because the coverstory article features no quotes from Woods himself and really only rehashes the drama that has engulfed his life in the past few weeks. Here is Tiger‘s VF cover and some excerpts from the coverstory article:

It wasn’t until after the early-morning hours of November 27—when Tiger Woods got into his Cadillac Escalade closely trailed by a golf club carried by his likely very furious wife, drove his car far less distance than he putts a golf ball, and hit a fire hydrant—that the tens of millions of us who admired him suddenly came to a realization: this was the first time we had ever seen him do something human, except perhaps for when, at the Buick Open last year, he was caught on video shaking his leg, apparently farting, and then grinning like a frat boy. We know all too well the unraveling that has gone on since the crash. Tiger’s little car ride was as pregnant with imminent implosion as the one taken by another sports celebrity on the San Diego Freeway, followed by a convoy of Los Angeles police cars, in 1994. Tiger’s story has been driven by sex, tons of it, in allegedly all different varieties: threesomes in which he greatly enjoyed girl-on-girl, and mild S&M (featuring hair-pulling and spanking); $60,000 pay-for-sex escort dates; a quickie against the side of a car in a church parking lot; a preference for porn stars and nightclub waitresses, virtually all of them with lips almost as thick as their very full breasts; drug-bolstered encounters designed to make him even more of a conquistador (Ambien, of all things); immature sex-text messages (“Send me something naughty … Go to the bathroom and take [a picture],” “I will wear you out … When was the last time you got [laid]?”); soulful confessions that he got married only for image and was bored with his wife; regular payments of between $5,000 and $10,000 each month to keep his harem quiet. It’s all there and more in what is the greatest single fall in popularity of a nonpolitician in the history of public-opinion surveys: a drop in approval from 87 percent in 2005 to 33 percent, with an unfavorable rating of 57 percent, according to a recent USA Today/Gallup poll … In an age of constant gotcha and exposure, [Tiger] had always been the bionic man in terms of personality, controlling to a fault and controlled to a fault, smiling with humility and showing those pearly white teeth in victory or defeat, sui generis in the world of pro golf, where even fellow pros and other insiders didn’t really know him, because he didn’t want anybody to know him. With Woods, everything was crafted to produce a man of nothing, with no interior—non-threatening and non-controversial.

Well, that was then, this is now. This Vanity Fair coverstory refers to an old interview that Tiger Woods did for GQ early on in his career that shows just how human he used to be … before he knew any better. After the jump, read that excerpt from this VF artcile …

Here are a few adorable photos of hottie Orlando Bloom (who was erroneously paired up with Jennifer Aniston back in November) cozying up with an equally cute little Yorkshire Terrier while the two were on vacay for the holidays. I suppose I should mention that Orlando‘s girlfriend and supermodel Miranda Kerr was in attendance in addition but, well, it seems like Orlando only had eyes for the pooch:

The weathermen may be forecasting snow and ice, but when you’re a celebrity the sun is always shining. Orlando Bloom, 32, left behind the cold in his native Canterbury to soak up the sun on the Caribbean island of St Bart’s yesterday, with model girlfriend Miranda Kerr, 26. The pair relaxed on a sandy white beach before taking to the waves onboard a luxury yacht, owned by Hollywood studio boss Harvey Weinstein … They were joined by London actor Jason Statham, 37, who like Orlando is now based in Hollywood, and his girlfriend Alex Zosman, 25 as they strolled along the sand … The actors appeared to be keen to impress their girlfriends, with Jason flexing his muscles before diving off the yacht into the ocean.

HMMMM … Jason Statham may have been trying to impress his ladyfriend but it’s pretty obvs that Orlando was paying sole attention to the dog rather than to Ms. Kerr. Isn’t it funny how pets seem to mirror their owners in both stature and cuteness level? If Orlando Bloom were a dog, he’d most deff be the kind of Yorkie Terrier that he is so enamored with in these photos. Adorable, right?

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When last we saw lovers Marc Jacobs and Lorenzo Martone here on the blog they were hamming it up together on a beach in St. Bart’s just before New Year’s Eve. Today we learn that the guys are still vacationing in St. Bart’s as they were spotted on the beach again yesterday afternoon. It looks like the happy couple are doing their best to enjoy the lazy days in St. Bart’s:

Ya know, minus the wedgie pickin’, these two are pretty adorable together. They always seem to want to be holding hands and stuff, it’s cute. Considering their work schedules, it’s prolly up to them to decide just how long they want to stay in paradise on St. Bart’s. I don’t expect that the happy couple will remain in the tropics for much longer but they don’t seem to be in a big rush to get home. I can’t say that I blame them at all ;)

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