Back in August we got our first look at the DILLIGAF clothing line “designed” by Mike The Situation Sorrentino of MTV‘s Jersey Shore fame. Today, we get our first look at The Situation‘s first foray into the book publishing world. On November 2, The Situation will be releasing a book he “co-authored” with Chris Millis titled Here’s the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore … and here is what that book will look like:
Here’s how to get your situation up to the level of the Situation Listen, dawg. You’re probably hitting the gym, doing your tanning, and picking up fresh laundry every day. And maybe you’ve had some success beating up the beat and creeping on chicks in the club. But do you really think your situation is where it needs to be? Be honest with yourself, bro. This book here will take your game to a level thought unattainable, given your physical limitations (because we can’t all look like Rambo, pretty much, with our shirt off). We start with GTL-the bedrock of life itself. And then we hit the GTL Remix-the rules for getting your personal grooming did. From there it’s my guide to the Jersey Shore, battle plans for the club, a primer on grenades and wingmen, and tips for ridding yourself of all levels of clinger. Then I look at the big picture: how to cook the perfect lasagna, how to find a life partner, and how to deal with being one of the most famous people on the planet-which is guaranteed if you follow my advice. This is the bible for Situation Nation. Read it, live it, and crush it.
I can’t even … I mean … LOL! Judging by the book description alone, you can tell that this tome is basically a pile of turds. I don’t even want to know what kind of “bro” would actually purchase this book with any seriousness in the hopes of learning how to be like The Situation. My HOPE is that this book, priced at Amazon for about $10, is meant to be a gag gift … I mean, right? I must admit … I have never endorsed book burning before but … yeah, I might have to change my mind. What do you think? Is this a book that YOU might like to add to your library? If so, you can preorder your copy HERE.