Is Lindsay Lohan Ready To Be A Mother?

'In Touch Weekly' reports

In Touch Weekly magazine is reporting in this week’s new issue that Lindsay Lohan is telling friends that she is ready to be a mother. Now, before you choke to death on all that laughing you’re prolly doing right now, let’s just entertain the notion that this report might be true (in some strange parallel universe) and just read on for the entertainment value, shall we?

Despite her recent legal issues — and recent reports that while driving she allegedly clipped a stroller with a toddler in it — Lindsay Lohan wants to be a mom! The star has confided to a pal that she’s determined to stay sober and thinks the best way for her to achieve that goal is to get pregnant. According to the pal, Lindsay, 24, hates being alone and thinks a baby would make the perfect companion. She’s seen what motherhood has done for former party girl Nicole Richie and thinks it can do the same for her. “She needs to be around someone nearly 24 hours a day,” the pal says. “She thinks having a baby could straighten out her life.”

While it’s true that Lindsay has — for the most part — been behaving herself ever since she was released from jail/rehab, I think it’s a bit INSANE to even entertain for a second the idea of Lindsay Lohan becoming a mother. After all, let’s not forget the way she was raised by her own mother Dina Lohan:


I mean … is the world really ready for more trainwreckness? Yes, this In Touch story is funny … for a second … but let’s just try and forget that it even exists. I mean, can you imagine if this ridiculous story gave Lindsay any bright ideas? OY! Stop the madness!!!

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  1. Mr. Gyllenhaal

    What a great story…Thanks for sharing!!!

  2. debho

    Nicole Ritchie had the support of two sane parents, the same can’t be said for Lindsey. I hope this story is a crock.

  3. Kammie

    My initial thought was “NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” My second thought was “NOOOOOOO!!!!!” Some people were just never meant to reproduce. While the story may not be true, I can see her coming up with an idea like this. This is the rocket scientist who thought she was going to get off for violating parole and continue her “work helping the needy in India”

  4. nicole

    nicole had a support system around her…lindsay doesnt..and thats what she needs to realize. and once she does she’ll get better.
    but to me, the story sounds like crap.

  5. Janelle

    omg… she looks EXACTLY like her mother in that first image…

  6. Liz

    Noooooooo! Give the girl a drink, so she doesn’t have those crazy thoughts.

  7. CHASE

    OY! She would probably put Red Bull in the bottles and feed her baby ice chips. No way, man.

  8. PixiesBassline

    That’s almost the worst idea I’ve ever heard.

  9. ella

    hopefully it’s all made up. a baby shouldn’t be brought into the world to make his/her mother stay sober or to keep her from ever being lonely. what a horrible burden to put on a child.

  10. dholmas

    Please do not have children. She is so far from ready to take care of anyone but to work on herself.

  11. mimi

    she’s already committed the first act of bad parenting – putting her own interests before her (hypothetical!) child’s interests.
    like mother like daughter, i guess?

  12. mimi

    afterthought- so she gets her beautiful redhair from dina! why do they dye their hair blonde when they are blessed with such a gorgeous hair colour!

  13. Nicola

    In a radical cup half full move, perhaps there is the slightest chance she wouldn’t be a total failure like Dina and turn her life around like Nicole?
    Although honestly I can’t see Lindsay holding onto a guy for 5 minutes, let alone long enough for one to want to have a baby with her and settle down. Nicole has Joel. A baby needs a dad.

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