Earlier today we learned that Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, one of the self-proclaimed guido juiceheads on MTV‘s Jersey Shore, got himself busted yesterday for failing to pay a collection of parking tickets. Right now we learn that his JS castmate Nicole Snooki Polizzi got herself into a bit more trubs as well. No, she didn’t do anything illegal … she just did something really, really wrong!

The little muchkin was, apparently, not wearing any undies with this skimpy outfit and after she climbed down from this SUV she turned around and gave the paps a flash of her bare bum. After the jump, if you dare, check out Snooki rockin’ out her first (of many?) NSFW wardrobe malfunctions …

Whoopsie! Well, I guess that’s what Snooks gets for wearing her tiny skirt up around her waist. Well, at least Snooki had the foresight to make sure she was tan all over. OY!
[Photo credit: Splash News]











That is possibly the worst outfit to choose not to wear underwear with. She could have a G-string tucked up in there I guess, lol. But still, so many things wrong with this outfit. First of all, it’s not Halloween. Secondly, flip flops with socks?! Really??? I am sure I could go on, but it’s pretty obvious homegirl’s a mess.
Where is the lil green about to puke smiley when you need it. Lol. Also, wtf is up with socks and flipflops? >.>
I think it’s obvious these celebs intentionally flash. I mean, how hard is it to stay covered up? They WANT the paps to snap their ladyparts, bums, etc. I guess they need the attention? Sad.
atleast it wasnt her lady parts right?
Hey Nicole, I’m sure those are next!
Reality shows should be outlawed. What a bunch of idiots being stupid.
Seriously?
Anybody have any mouthwash? I’d really hate that puke taste to linger all day.
She has to be one of the more offensive “stars” to come out lately! She gives me the heebie jebbies!
I’m half this girls size (and about a foot taller lol) but its not fair that she can have less cellulite than me! I mean really! the girls got curves that I’m lacking ud expect a little dimple or two of cottage cheese!
(Yes, this me picking the positive note of these ridiculous pictures)
ick. ick.ick.
@ Missa – check out the pictures of Snooki riding the bull when she flashes her ass in those pictures – it ain’t pretty. It must be the angle of the sun in this picture or something hiding her “cottage cheese.”
I think it is hilarious…she is such a number!!
she knew it was that short when she left the house, then tries to cover it up whens he get to her destination. and now her ass is plastered on web sites. I need a hot MALE celebrity to get out of a car flashing his cute butt to the world. namely: Jake, chris pine, tyrese, Maybe some NPH thrown in there. we need male nudity, NOW. :-)
speechless and not in a good way
well as far as i’m concerned, the moment you put on 2 items with the word “hustler” on them….you’ve hit an all new low
@ Missa, I feel your pain as well. That was my first thought too, LOL
I checked out the other pictures. Is it bad it makes me feel better? HAHA!
why oh why did I have to open up this posting? LOL and she doesn’t even have a nice butt!
Her Father was pissed at her getting drunk last week, lets see how proud he is of his little girl now.
that poor poor backseat. :(
@maribella — LOL
Ohhhh man. Why oh why did I click on this? My poor eyes. She is such a mess. The whole butt flashing thing looks so planned… who wears that short of a skirt and wear no panties or chooses to wear a g-string?
lol @ Cristina
And just who told her this outfit looked good??
Who the hell ls she? Seriously I do not watch reality TV, I barely watch any TV
I just wanna lick it
i want 2 fuck that………again