Lindsay Lohan’s Recent Legal Woes Get The Porn Parody Treatment

I mean, hey, why not?

Lindsay Lohan‘s current legal woes have inspired the folks at Hustler to pay tribute to L. Lo‘s legal saga by offering a hastily put-together X-rated porno film … which we get a sneak peek of today. Here are a few promo photos from the new XXX film titled Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Goes to Jail (link possibly NSFW) and some deets about the film itself:

Lindsay Lohan’s been in jail one day and she’s already getting taken advantage of … in a very X-rated manner. Lindsay is the target of a new porn parody featuring a crying, bitchy, whorish LiLo look-alike — who just like the real Lindsay … takes some serious punishment from the long arm of the law. The flick — titled “Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Goes to Jail” — even features a spoof of Lindsay’s lawyer, the effervescent Shawn Chapman Holley. We’re not sure if Lindsay’s seen it yet — but since she’s actually playing a porn star in her next movie, it might be considered research.

Ah, yes, the porn parody … I guess these days, you’re nothing without a porn parody of your very own. Since Lindsay will be playing the infamous porn star Linda Lovelace in an upcoming film titled Inferno, I’m sure L. Lo can appreciate being the subject of a porn film of her own. After the jump, if you’re interested, you can watch a short preview clip from Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Goes to Jail that is TOTALLY safe for work …


Despite the inaccuracies of this XXX film (the lawyer looks NOTHING like Shawn Chapman Holley and Judge Marsha Revel is not a man), it actually looks pretty entertaining. I don’t think I need to see the full, uncensored film myself but I can appreciate how there might be a market for this sort of thing. Do any of y’all plan on seeing this film in full? Or is watching the trailer enough for you like it is for me?

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  1. c-word

    BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

  2. halifaxhoney

    Soooooooo funny!

  3. lady surgeon

    blah! i don’t get making fun out of someone else’s misery….judgements aside – it’s just not nice…

  4. LISA L

    Errr… where’s the “porn” part of the clip? eh.

  5. c-word

    eh – if they bring it upon themselves, they deserve it. sorry to say, but this chick has had her shit comin to her for at least three years now…. just because she’s a celebrity, doesn’t mean she gets special treatment. and this, is nothing… especially considering the $$$$$ she’s gonna get in interviews/cover stories/etc. once she’s free (once again, realize, she’s spending TWO WEEKS of her THREE MONTH SENTENCE in jail… if it were you, i, or joe blow, we’d have gotten that maximum sentence a looooooong time ago). this woman has NO respect for the law or lives in general… would you be feeling so caring if she had actually KILLED someone on one of those nights that she decided to get behind the wheel drunk?!?

  6. Nicola

    Lol. Firecrotch.

  7. I thought for a moment that it was her!

  8. ganesh

    i live in a glass house, how about you c-word? pretty sure it’s not up to me to judge…

  9. Rob S

    I’m sure she will be so happy to watch these that she has inspired. Once she gets her legal woes out of the way… if ever she needs to look into a decent california expungement service and move on

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