Cristiano Ronaldo’s Babymama Revealed

An alleged one-night stand with a waitress results in million dollar baby

It’s been a couple of weeks since we learned that football stud Cristiano Ronaldo became the father of a baby boy that he named Cristiano, Jr. but since then little has been revealed about the identity of the babymama … until now. There are new reports out today that claim to know the general identity of the babymama, tho no name has yet been revealed. Read on to find out all the deets about this mysterious babymama as they are being reported (ie. take this information with at least a grain of salt):

THE mother of Cristiano ­Ronaldo’s baby is a ­penniless American waitress who the football star seduced with the line: “Me, you, fuck fuck.” But his chat-up line was so blunt, she didn’t understand it. So Ronaldo ­resorted to drawing a love heart on a misted-up window and said: “Me, you, kiss!” Then he whisked her back to his hotel for a one-night stand which left the girl pregnant – and Ronaldo with a £10million paternity bill. Most of the world believed that ­Ronaldo had actually used a surrogate mother to have his baby – but the Sunday Mirror can reveal the truth of his sudden ­unexpected fatherhood. And how, after hearing the baby was his, he told friends “I feel like Boris Becker” – a reference to the tennis star who fathered a love-child after having sex just once in a London restaurant – which cost him £20m. The £200,000-a-week striker used his best friend to help broker an exclusive ­paternity deal in New York, supervised by his fearsome mother Dolores Aveiro, to bring the baby back to Portugal. Ronaldo has told friends he won’t tell the boy the identity of his mother until his 18th birthday. Football fans reacted with disbelief when Ronaldo, whose conquests include socialite Paris Hilton and reality TV star Imogen Thomas, suddenly ­announced on July 3 that he had a son. In a cryptic message posted on Facebook, he told how the baby’s ­mother wanted to remain private and ­declared: “My son will be under my exclusive guardianship.” He later said the baby had been named Cristiano after him. And the little boy’s mother has been paid a life-changing $15.1million to keep her identity ­confidential and to hand the child over to Ronaldo’s ­family.

Um, yeah. Whether or not the details of this report are 100% true, this scenario sounds much more likely as the truth than the bullshizz official statement that claimed that Cristiano purposely fathered a child from a surrogate mother because — at 25 years old — he had a strong desire to become a single father. Did he actually say “Me, you, fuck fuck”? Who knows. Did he father a child from a one-night stand? Very likely.

And where, pray tell, did Cristiano meet the mother of his child? Read more deets as reported by the Daily Mirror, after the jump …

Last summer, on a trip to Los ­Angeles that would see him hooking up with Paris Hilton, ­Ronaldo ­strutted into a restaurant and spotted the future mother of his son. A friend said: “Ronni looked the girl in the eye and said extremely directly: ‘Me, you, f*** f***.’ “She was taken aback and just said: ‘What!’ She didn’t actually understand what he meant. She was totally nonplussed “The window by his table was steamed up, so he drew a love heart on it with his finger. Then he said, ‘Me, you, kiss,’ and the penny dropped. “That’s typical Ronni – he pretends his English is terrible when it suits him, and he comes straight to the point. It was just yet another one-night stand and Ronnie assumed he would never see her again.” But after finding out she was pregnant, and convinced Ronaldo was the only possible father, the woman tracked him down through his agent, Jorge Mendes. Mendes told Ronaldo, who immediately told his no-nonsense mother Dolores, 55, and sisters Elma, 34, and 33-year-old Liliana Cátia. It was agreed that Ronaldo would give DNA for a paternity test once the baby was born and provide support for the mother and child if it proved to be his.The friend revealed: “Cristiano was told the result while he was away at the World Cup.” And then Dolores stepped in. The friend said: “Ronni is a multi-millionaire playboy, but when it comes to family, he’s very much his mother’s son. “They are a close-knit, traditional ­Roman Catholic family and the minute paternity was established there was absolutely no doubt that Ronni would be doing the right thing. There was simply no question of him walking away. Even if he had wanted to, Dolores just would not have entertained it for one moment. This is her grandchild and there was only one option for the child’s upbringing – with her and her daughters in Portugal. The child’s mother would be properly provided for to enable her to live a life in keeping with the upbringing the child will have” … But his friend insisted: “Ronni said was pleased to become a father, even though he hadn’t planned to have the child. He hasn’t even told his closest friends who the mother is. I had guessed she was a Bunny Girl from Vegas, but she isn’t a well-known party girl or socialite. She had hardly a dime to her name until she was paid by Ronni.” Meanwhile ­Ronaldo has shown no sign of curbing his womanising. A source said: “This week he has on ­Facebook contacting women who will talk dirty. He is ­determined to be the best father he can – but he doesn’t equate that with having to settle down.”

Typically when a man is referred to as “his mother’s son” the subtext is actually that he is a “whipped mama’s boy”. I can’t even think of a better way to describe Cristiano Ronaldo. What I don’t understand his why would someone so rich and famous choose to have unprotected sex with a complete stranger? Yes, it’s possible that he used protection and it failed but I find it hard to believe that Ronni is that smart. I’m certain the terms of the babymama’s million+ dollar pay-out insists on her COMPLETE silence about the matter. Still, I wouldn’t be surprised if we ended up finding out the identity of the babymama one day … maybe on The Jerry Springer Show?

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  1. Juneh

    Me you fuck fuck! HAHA, it’s hilarious, even if it isn’t true.

  2. nicole

    HAHAHAHAHA! “me,you, fuck fuck” thats great.
    what a great way to start my day.

  3. dholmas

    Was this woman stupid enough to fall for that or just star struck? Or was he such an idiot to have unprotected sex with a complete stranger? At least the child will hopefully be well taken care of.
    Enjoy your time in Paris.

  4. kate

    OMG people – get a clue! Rich, famous, powerful men don’t use protection because they don’t believe anything can happen to them. The narcissistic world of money and power and fame doesn’t exactly make sense – they believe they are untouchable. Just ask Tiger, Jesse, Bill Clinton, or the former governors of South Carolina and New York. They don’t live in the world you live in.

  5. Juneh

    @Kate; or ask LiLo :D

  6. Mr,.Gyllenhaal

    WOW!! Who knew 4 little words would cost so much to say:)!!!

  7. Trevor

    I wonder how many crabs/STIs has gotten since he hit it big! Especially from one and only Ms. Hilton!

  8. Trevor

    Wow, something is seriously wrong with my grammar lately! I am usually such a grammar and spelling perfectionist, but when I comment on this site I suck! HAHA. Sorry. I’ll proofread a little better before I click submit!

  9. Yosa

    @Trevor–I was thinking that, too! I mean…haven’t we seen her filling her herpes medication at the pharmacy before? Wrap it before you tap it, “Ronni” !

  10. g

    I am confused why she has to “keep quiet”– I mean, he has the child. Is he just ashamed that she is a waitress? Or is it to keep out of the baby’s life too?

  11. Trevor

    @Yosa, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew. There are actually pictures of her doing that????? I was just speaking from common sense!! haha

  12. Aislin

    He seriously gets paid £200,000 a week? That’s my share of the rent for 1,000 months!

  13. jenn

    wait, the mother was given $15 million to relinquish custody and pretend she never had a baby? so she basically sold her baby. that’s not the slightest bit effed up :-/. yeah, it’s a lot of money, but still, that’s a little heartless to the baby..

  14. Nathan

    BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! “Me, you, fuck fuck” I LOVE IT!!! Best line ever.

  15. hailey

    Really I don’t know whether to laugh or cry for the baby boy… I just hope that whatever it is Christiano will make up for his utter stupidity by being a great father. He already eliminated the mother out of the picture.. which is just urgh.. I hope he’d be present in the life of the baby though.. i doubt it.. it’s not going to be fair to the child to suffer because of his parent’s utter stupidity, and irresponsibility. The least he can do is just be the dad he now is.

  16. Bryan

    Her name is jerrica

  17. Leslie

    I can’t picture him being interested in sex with women. I thought he was gay.

  18. Irma

    I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.

  19. PixiesBassline

    @Leslie: I thought he was too! LOL.
    I guess I didn’t find him interesting enough to pay attention or remember anything about him…. Either way, he sounds like a disgusting pig. (No offense to pigs.)….

  20. joe

    @jenn yeah I agree at first it seems weird and heartless for a mum to sell her baby. But when you’re a waitress and your baby is going to live with a multi millionaire, I don’t think its too bad for the baby, who will now have opportunities and a lifestyle most of us can only dream of! And I’m sure the mum’s 15 million dollars will go some way to adding weight to this viewpoint!

  21. Taber

    I would get the 15 million and keep my child, he can grow up in my mulit-millons lifestyle.

  22. aleksandra

    thats so messed up not letting the child know who the mother is. if i was in my teen years and i was that kid i would be so pist. even though he is going to have a luxurious lifestyle he wont be happy. being an accident and not knowing his mother.

  23. neal

    oh boy. No matter what the situation was he would grow to be a lot more emotionally stable if he gets to know and see his mother once in a while. Even if he’s surrounded by people that love him, nobody can replace a mother in a child’s heart, no matter what kind of mother she is. I have a bad feeling about the kid’s future…

  24. no but Cris is a HINDIN which is german for B**tch i kniw he is a guy and all but he acts like a girl but seriously i agree with Neal i’m one of those children who was an accident and let me tell u that it’s one of the worst thing any child has to go through p.s. i’m 12 years old and one day i hope thaat this HINDIN (Cris) WIll understand this

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