Lindsay Lohan Features In A New Movie Poster For ‘Machete’


Back in May we got our first look at the outrageously awesome movie trailer for the upcoming Robert Rodriguez Mexsploitation film Machete which stars, among others, Lindsay Lohan as a gun-toting nun. Today we get to check out Sister Lohan in a promo photo released for the film:

Following questions surrounding why Lindsay Lohan is not featured in the latest trailer of “Machete”, 20th Century Fox has released the first official picture of the actress in the film. The promo poster sees the depicter of April Benz wearing a nun’s habit. Despite the costume and her character’s alias “The Sister”, Lohan shows a naughty side in the photo as she is seen licking a gun. Prior to this promo poster featuring Lohan, several character posters from the film have also been shared. “Machete” is based on the fake trailer in Rodriguez’s “Grindhouse” … Danny Trejo stars as the titular character, joined by Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Steven Seagal, Jeff Fahey in addition to Lindsay Lohan. Robert Rodriguez writes the screenplay and teams up with Ethan Maniquis to helm the action film, that will arrive in U.S. cinemas on September 3.

Well, at least we know that Lindsay will getting a paycheck for this film … it would’ve been a shame if she had gotten cut from the film. And who knows, maybe she’ll even be out of jail in time to see this new flick when it opens in theaters in September. After the jump, check out a few more Machete posters which feature other stars of the film …

This movie is DEFFO on my must see list. I can’t wait to see this ridiculousness in action.


  • nicole

    you know lindsay’s poster is my fav

    • @nicole — Mine too.

  • Mr. Gyllenhaal

    I love how llo’s is the most sexual….ha! I have no clue what any of these means but I hope this turns out good!

  • Britt/Xtina Fan

    That looks like something GaDonna would do.

  • Janelle

    Spam ^^ above much?

    Lindsay’s poster is the most intriguing of them all. I may be a straight woman, but dayum, Michelle Rodriguez’s is hot!

  • AB

    hee my fave is Lindsay’s too, it reminds me to Hayden P pic licking a gun. Linds is in the movie for like 10 mins so I hope she doesnt get cut from it :/

  • Val 2.0

    Well, I liked him in Spy Kids. I might give this a shot. Looks like some good family fun. ;)

  • J

    Wow! That Lindsay poster is the greatest thing she has ever done in her career. Def one of the greatest movie posters i’ve ever seen of all time. That says a lot.
    This is gonna be the must-see film for me. Minus Harry Potter and already seen Iron Man 2. But wowza!

    Been looking forward to this for some time, altho i’ve already seen the Jess Alba and Michelle poster before.

  • Alys

    That poster of Lindsay is surprisingly good – I wasn’t expecting that at all. Now if only she could straighten herself out enough to look that good normally.

  • BriK

    Lindsay and Jessica Alba?! I can’t WAIT for this!! Love it.

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  • reba

    best movie ever, danny trejo has the best poster, 66 yrs old n still looking badass getting all the girls in the posters n looks hot with his machete….everyone should see this movie!!