Tila Tequila Throws A Party At The Conga Room

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OY! Tila Tequila, who has rebranded herself as Miss Tila so that she can launch a new “singing” career as well as a “blogging” career, hosted an event at The Conga Room at LA Live in downtown Los Angeles, CA this past Wednesday night and she was lookin’ a HOT MESS on the red carpet … behold:


They always say, if you’ve got it — flaunt it … but I don’t know that that advice should really pertain to someone like Tila Tequila. Homegirl is such a kook … I’m running out of things to say about her. I had no idea her boobs were this big. I’m pretty sure I won’t need to see this much of them ever again, but I thank her for sharing (well, not really). Welp, there goes lunch …

[Photo credit: INFdaily, Bauer-Griffin]

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  • Mr. Gyllenhaal

    Do people actually like this girl?? WHY??? She is annoying, crazy, gross, weird….I don’t know who is worse; Speidi or Tila???

  • holymoly

    Wasn’t she claiming to be pregnant not too long ago?

  • nicole

    sooooo about that baby……..

    • @nicole — Perhaps she is incubating 2 babies, one in each breast?

  • theskinny

    How did my troll doll get out of my house, and who dressed it like a comic book villian?

  • Maluca

    Please don’t give this woman publicity! I wish she would just fade away into oblivion. She reeks of desperation!

  • AmyM

    I thought she was a statue at the Niagra Falls Madame Tussuad’s in that first pic.

  • emily

    How does she get those straps to stay in place? lol

  • debho

    I’d like to know who actually went to her party. I mean, would anyone even admit they were her friend? Unless of course they are a total hot mess like her.

  • Winona

    Why does she seem to not have nipples? Is this the latest trend in augmentation – a nipplectomy?

  • nicole

    @Trent – HAHAHAHA!

  • Sam

    did I miss somthing I thought she was pregant?

  • LuvYa

    Oh, Sam. She miscarried, of course. As for that baby she was adopting from Haiti? Well, it’s a mystery, as is Miss Tila’s state of mental health. Everything else, and I mean ev er y thing else is up for show. People like us click on these stories about her because it’s like slowing down at an accident. You can’t help but look.

  • CHASE

    I’ve seen her in Playboy once and her nipples are EXTREMELY small. We’re talking about dime shaped ones. Anyways, that hair, the outfit, ick. She does have a nice body, I’ll give her that.

  • Heather

    why does she even bother with clothes?? She is so sad!!Also I love your comment Trent!!

  • PixiesBassline

    Her implants aren’t that big but they look like they’d HURT to have!
    I hate the way fake boobs gets those weird ripples on the skin around them.
    All of that aside, I think she should go with the “anime” look. Dye the hair some crazy colors and turn herself into a cartoon. :)

  • @pixiebassline – if you think those implants “aren’t that big” – I’d like to see what you think big is – those pups are out of control? She looks so shitty she makes Cristina Aguleria look good

  • LIsa

    Does she have no nipples???

    And her boobs are HUGE… esp. for a little Vietnamese girl. Although it’s not as uncommon for Vietnamese girls to have huge boobs due to easy access to plastic surgeons…..

  • Lisa

    It’s so sad, the hot mess she’s turned into. I always thought she had a pretty/sexy face too. =I