Congratulations, I suppose, are in order for Michael Lohan (ex-con and estranged father of Lindsay Lohan) and his latest ladylove Kate Major (former writer for Star magazine and ex-girlfriend to Jon Gosselin) because they are telling X17 that they are ready to get married! I’d be hard-pressed to think of a more unholy union but … everyone deserves to be happy, right? I guess we can be the bigger people and be happy for them, no?
Michael Lohan tells X17online exclusively that he and girlfriend Kate Major … are getting married! The pair have been dating since the end of last year when Major and Gosselin had a falling out and, subsequently, Lohan and Gosselin stopped communicating as well. Since then, Lohan and Major have been living and traveling together, cooking up projects like their upcoming road trip for charity, Crossing Borders. Lohan tells X17online Kate has been with him through lots of tough times: “Kate has been by me through all the stuff with Lindsay and trying to get help for her; she was by my side when I had my heart attack; and she just always supports me. We flew down to Florida so I could ask her father for her hand in marriage and he gave me his blessing. I know I want to be with her for the rest of our lives.” And Kate was equally gushing about her fiance. She tells X17online exclusively: “I’m so happy. Michael has always been there for me and I can’t imagine my life without him.” Congratulations to the happy couple!
Some people are just made for one another … and these two make the perfect match. Now that Daddy Lohan is focusing on his own personal life, mebbe he will stop meddling in other people’s affairs. I think this engagement/marriage/whatever will be good for him … he can mind his own bee’s wax now. My only fear is that the couple might do the unthinkable and … spawn! Yikes! Barring any such travesty, I’m happy for these two … kinda sorta. This is good news … yes?
UPDATE: It turns out that Lindsay Lohan has heard of her father’s plan to marry again, here’s what she had to say:
“I’m gonna vomit! I so didn’t need that info … Yuck!”
LOL! I suppose Michael and Kate shouldn’t expect to see L. Lo at the wedding then. OY!!
Umm they both talk about how the other person has really stood by them and always been there for them, but they’ve only been dating for under 6 months. I know it works for some people, but IMHO this is a total affront to marriage. I don’t get why people spend so much time nail-biting over same-sex marriage and screamin and yellin about how it’s undermining the institution of marriage, when this is the modern state of the institution. Oh crazies.
God please do not let them procreate. And boy does this chick have the douchiest taste in guys or what? IDK if Michael Lohan is an upgrade from John Gosselin. You know he’ll be doin a press tour to beg Lindsay to attend his douchefest of a wedding.
oh god…
Woof.
Madsme, you make good points! She just seems crazy to me. Can you imagine being so desperate for fame that you would sleep with THAT?
Does she know that he has no money? I’m sure that is why she dated that loser Gosselin.
Maybe nitpicky and not focusing on the real issue, but isn’t it supposed to be “want to be with her for the rest of MY LIFE?” Because it’s not like she’s gonna die when he does.
Here’s my question – what kind of father would give his blessing for his daughter to marry that douchebag?