Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da BAT-PORN

ZOWIE!

We’ve been hit with parody porn based on Saved by the Bell, everyone’s favorite Playgirl model Levi Johnston and the werewolves from Twilight … and today we learn that nothing is sacred anymore as Vivid Entertainment has announced the release of a new porn film based on Batman! Hold on to your hats, comic book fans … Bat-Porn is comin’ your way:

Vivid Entertainment is inviting the (age verified) public onto the Axel Braun Productions set of “Batman XXX: A Porn Parody” via live streaming video. The behind-the-scenes webcast takes place from Thursday, April 1 through Saturday, April 3. “Batman XXX: A Porn Parody”, a spoof of the campy 60’s TV show, is the first one of four Axel Braun parodies to be distributed by Vivid, the world’s leading adult entertainment studio. Click here (LINK NSFW) for times of webcasts. “Anticipation is definitely running high for this project”, says Braun, fresh off his Director Of The Year win at the XBiz award show. “We’ve obviously touched a nostalgic nerve, because we’ve been getting tons of e-mails from fans all over the world, and the teaser on YouTube has gotten over 100,000 views. This is a great chance for people to visit our set from the comfort of their own homes and watch us work uncensored and unedited while we make the movie.” Visitors to the “Batman XXX: A Porn Parody” live production will be taken behind the scenes as the stars get into their characters, from make-up chair to bedroom action. They will see adult superstar Dale DaBone in the lead role, James Deen as his sidekick, along with Evan Stone, Randy Spears, Lexi Belle and Performer of The Year Tori Black. The stellar supporting cast includes Alexis Texas, Andy San Dimas, and reigning Best Actress award winner Kimberly Kane. “This is the first in a series of exclusive live production set programs we are planning,” says Steven Hirsch, founder/co-chairman of Vivid. “We couldn’t have a chosen a better project to kick it off — “Batman XXX: A Porn Parody” offers a combination of great sex, humor and drama — all the ingredients of a terrific parody. Axel truly assembled a phenomenal cast, and he’s so passionate about this production that I have no doubt people who sign up for the live streaming event will be watching the making of a blockbuster!” Accessing the live streaming is easy: just visit www.vivid.com and click on a “Batman XXX: A Porn Parody” banner, then follow the instructions. You’ll be behind the scenes in no time!

DISCLAIMER: Batman XXX: A Porn Parody is a parody movie. Batman®, Robin®, Batman & Robin®, Catwoman®, The Riddler®, Batgirl®, and The Joker® are registered trademarks of DC Comics, a General Partnership, composed of Warner Communications Inc. and E.C. Publications, Inc. This video is not sponsored, endorsed by or affiliated with DC Comics General Partnership, Warner Communications Inc. or E.C. Publications, Inc. or any other person or entity affiliated with any of them.

Lord have mercy, what will they think of next. I don’t even know what to say .. I’m guessing this film will feature porn stars wearing Batman and co. costumes doing very naughty things to one another. I am a HUGE Batman fan but … I don’t think this film is for me. After the jump, check out a SAFE FOR WORK VIEWING video trailer for this raunchy new film — it’s animated, safe for viewing and kinda hilarious …


Yeah … no, I can’t see this. I don’t know that my frail little heart can handle Batman doing dirty things to anyone else … but I’m sure this will deffo appeal to some folks out there. Do any of y’all have any interest in seeing this XXX Batman parody film?

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  1. Franki

    This is so wrong…

  2. Did anyone else laugh at the SPLAT! from the end of the trailer? Hahaha! Gross!

  3. sarahliciousisdelicious

    so did anyone else hear of “vivid” offering Octomom like a million dollars to star in a porn?

  4. Interesting

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  5. UnderTheDark

    Wooooo!

    This will be hilarious! “The Riddler” and “The Joker” are veterans of porn parodies… they did one that was a take-off on SpaceBalls (which makes it a doubleplus parody?)

  6. shannon

    Rule 34 strikes again…

    And can they legally use the names of the characters in “Batman?”

  7. Chris

    Randy Spears is still working? He must be older than dirt by now! Isn’t there a mandatory retirement age for porn ‘actors’?

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