Would YOU Like To Sleep With Jacob Black?

Well, now YOU can!!!

OK … now this might be a bit creepy, even for the most diehard of rabid Twihards, but I still think it’s totally worth sharing with all y’all. A shop on Etsy has created a Manllow (half man, half pillow) in the likeness of the Twilight character Jacob Black (portrayed on screen by the just turned 18 Taylor Lautner). Should you be able to procure one of these Manllows, your dream of being able to sleep with Jacob Black can be realized. Here is what the Jacob Black Manllow looks like:

For all the Twilight crazed lonely women in the world, Jacob Black is finally here to be with you and only you. Sleep with him, cuddle with him, use him as a neck rest, the Jacob Manllow is there to be your man and pillow all in one. Don’t worry, in the Manllow world, all men are of age. Made of soft cotton jersey, screen printed face, polyester stuffing and love.

According to the creator, the Manllow is “105% creepy, 5% loveable” — a description with which I’d have to agree. This is werid, y’all … but, as you might imagine, it is already sold out. The Manllow creator insists that more Manllows will be made available for sale … if you’d like updates, you are encouraged to follow Manllow on Twitter HERE. What do y’all think of this creepy thing … would YOU want to sleep with something like this?

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  1. Ama

    ahahah I knew something like this would come out sometime. It’s just like the Edward Cullen cut out that you can put onto your wall(It’s the kind that looks like a shadow of something, I really don’t understand why some people would want a person shaped shadow on their wall. That would scare me if I woke up in the middle of the night)

    But to answer your question, no I would never want to sleep with something like that XD But I am sure it will still sell well, seeing as how obsessive and crazy twilight fans are :)

  2. nicole

    *shakes head*

  3. SuziLee

    Oh my – this thing is creeeeeeeeeepy!!!!!! But I’m with ya @Ama – some Twilight Jacob obsessed lunatic will def buy this thing and love on it forever.

  4. CHASE

    OOOOOOOOOh this is wrong on so many levels.

  5. krissy

    The neck is really, really long. Very crazy stuff!

  6. Lisa.

    This is actually scary.

  7. chandler

    Ahhah oh man. Yes i want one of these, absolutely.

  8. heather

    It doesn’t even look like him! Stoopid.

  9. PixiesBassline

    I think it’s made even creepier by the angle of the face. The face should be pointed straight ahead but it’s from a picture where he’s looking upwards.

  10. Andres

    Haha! Its like the episode of 30 Rock where James Franco is in love with his anime body pillow. “You’re being such a non-pillow right now.” Too funny (and creepy).

  11. Laura

    Uhhh why is his shirt on?

  12. ash

    that looks really creepy

  13. Alyse

    Beyond creepy. I always wondered what people did with those cardboard cutouts and now this? *shudder*

  14. karennnyyy

    Creepy Jacob Black aside, that girl peeping out from behind the book scares me even more

  15. Jessi

    Why didn’t you name your actual source:

    http://www.regretsy.com/2010/02/15/pillow-biter/

    because it was there two days before you posted this.

  16. Shan

    Ummm.. am I the only one who thinks this is hilarious? What would you do if you saw something like that at someones house?? LOL!

  17. yousarocker

    . . . shoulda called it the “Manilow” . . .

  18. Gwen

    I Wouldnt Sleep Withh It but i Will Use it 2
    Scare Lil Kidds!
    hehehe :)

  19. Lilliah

    Well.. I’m relieved that I was just sleepily reading this wrong and it has nothing to do with Barry Manilow.

  20. -ohmy-

    That Pillow is VERY scary – I mean really?? Yikes!

  21. Tracy

    All I can say is “Damn”

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