Dec 16, 2009
To Reiterate: Jake Gyllenhaal & Reese Witherspoon Are DUNZO!!
Altho we heard about this 2 weeks ago, we're hearing about it again

On Sunday November 29, we learned that Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon decided to call off their longtime relationship and break things off. Almost immediately after that report came out, representatives for the couple denied the claims of a break up and everyone assumed that the couple were still happily attached … well, except for me. Today we are hearing, again, that the couple have really truly broken up but this time, reps for GyllenSpoon are NOT offering denials … which essentially means that they are confirming the news. ‘Tis true, y’all, Jake and Reese are really dunzo!


From E! News‘s Marc Malkin: Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal know how to quit each other. The couple is no longer together. Sources confirm that the two decided to end their relationship about two weeks ago. People magazine actually reported the split back then, but reps for both stars insisted they were still very much in love. Reps are not commenting this time around. So what went down? “They needed time to figure it out and they were on different coasts,” a source says. “When they were finally together, they talked it out and decided they’re not going to be together anymore.” One source insists it’s completely amicable. “There are no other people involved,” the source said. “The relationship just ended. It just fizzled. But they also wanted to be careful and private about it because of Reese’s kids.” Our source also shot down recent reports claiming that Gyllenhaal was planning on popping the question. (FYI: Gyllenhaal seemed perfectly happy when we saw him just three days ago at Spike TV’s Video Game Awards in downtown L.A.)

Yep, I knew it … I knew it 2 weeks ago but, well, you know how these things play out. I shall refrain from mentioning this time around any desire to do cartwheels over this news (like I did last time) for fear of a lynching by rabid GyllenSpoon fans … this time around, I’ll just say that some relationships are just not meant to be and I wish them both a lifetime of happiness from here on out. Contrary to what some may believe, I do feel it is sad when a couple breaks up but if the split is amicable (as this report suggests) and the “love” just fizzles out … well … I guess it’s for the best that the couple stop pretending.

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  1. sam says:

    then i’ll do the cartwheels for you trent! although i like reese and jake a lot i don’t like them together… can we say BORING

  2. Cristina says:

    I don’t wish bad things for many people, especially not GyllenSpoon, but I have to say that I’m super psyched about the reinstatement of my 1 in 3,000,000,000,000 chance of marrying Jake.

  3. Renee says:

    You’re totally right, sometimes things just don’t work out.

  4. Heather says:

    Fair enough Trent, but can we get Witherppe but together then? I remember when you reported that and how much more of a fan you were.

  5. Mr. Gyllenhaal says:

    Finally, he isn’t cheating on me!! I did like them together but not nearly as much as I like him and I together!!

  6. Juneh says:

    Hahaha, I’m with Cristina!

  7. Shelly says:

    “Gyllenhaal seemed perfectly happy when we saw him just three days ago at Spike TV’s Video Game Awards in downtown L.A.”

    Because his chains are finally loose. :)

  8. Erin says:

    Really? They’re dunzo? I honestly thought they were the cutest couple. I’m a little disappointed to hear it.

  9. g says:

    Get back with Kirsten Dunst. i miss them

  10. Mudarling says:

    I miss the Witherppe union as well, can we break him and that chick up and put him & Reese in a room and lock them in until they get back together?

  11. lauren says:

    OK Trent, what do you think, is Jake really gay? Or is that just the world’s most persistent rumor?

    • @lauren — Of course, I do not know anything about that for sure. I will say that I have heard a lot of things from people I trust that claim that particular rumor is true … again, I don’t personally know for sure.

  12. Susie says:

    *is excited…again*
    And I read this on IMDB and was tempted to send you a link!
    hehe

  13. Kendra says:

    I liked these two together..They seemed kind of boring but at least they were normal! I feel bad for her kids more than anyone..Ahh well..Another one bites the dust..I have nothing invested since I’m not all drooly over Jake, but stoked for the rest of you! :)

  14. maribella says:

    i always thought he was too young for her. i actually don’t even know how old they are, but it just felt that way. it always looked like he was more her little brother than anything… maybe that’s just me, though.

  15. sandyshore says:

    hee trent, read over those other posts, you’re a nice person who’s comments were taken waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay out of context, keep amusing me buddy (all the way from ireland where i’m supposed to be doing some work on my ward!!)

  16. alexggb says:

    Best Xmas present EVER! hahahaha.

  17. krissy says:

    I don’t really get it when people say they don’t like a couple because they are “boring”. First, it isn’t like anyone has any clue as to how boring they are or not just based on tabloid gossip. Secondly, “exciting” usually means alcholism, drug addiction, abusive relationships, or cheating. No thank you, I wish the best for people (whether I am a fan or not). Healthy and boring is far better than exciting and destructive.

  18. krissy says:

    As for the gay rumors, I just can’t give them that much credibility. I know 2 men who have had the same allegations thrown at them, and I know they are 100% hetero and always have been. That type of rumor is one that can NEVER be proven wrong, short of coming out with an intrusive sex tape. At the end of the day, who cares if they are gay or straight anyway? They aren’t going to be boffing you no matter what!

  19. Kent says:

    If you don’t do cartwheels, I WILL!
    I saw ‘Brother’s last night and was cursing that little bitch (Reese) all the way through it – out of pure envy of course. But now that these two are done, Jakey has clearly moved himself one step closer to moi :)

  20. CHASE says:

    Why would you want Ryan and Reese get back together? Are we forgetting that Ryan cheated on Reese? Maybe Elin should get back with Tiger, too. And yes, the circumstances are different with Tiger and Elin but cheating is cheating no matter what. Eh.

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