Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren Are Dunzo!
After all the crazy drama flooding the universe from the seemingly epic (and endless) tale known as the Tiger Woods Cheating Scandal, it is being reported today by RadarOnline that Elin Nordegren has gotten herself a divorce lawyer and plans to formally end her marriage to Tiger Woods. Could it be? Are Tiger and Elin really about to be dunzo?
Tiger Woods’ wife Elin has decided to file divorce papers, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively. Too many women and too many lies have pushed her over the edge. The financial terms of the split are going to take a while to work out, but as of right now Elin has made up her mind that she can no longer be married to Tiger, a source familiar with the situation told RadarOnline.com. “She’s not going to let Tiger talk his way out of this,” the source said. “There’s nothing he can say to erase years of betrayal.” At least 14 women have been sexually linked to Tiger since Rachel Uchitel was first revealed as Tiger’s mistress for the past five months. When Tiger’s affair with Uchitel became public it led to a bitter fight that ended with Tiger driving his car into a fire hydrant and tree. But things only got worse for the golfer as he was unmasked as a serial cheater in the aftermath of his bizarre crash. Elin has been spotted without her wedding ring in recent days and the source told RadarOnline.com that she considers the marriage over. Several reports have said she will fly to Sweden for the holidays and while that has not yet been confirmed it is clear that divorce papers will be filed sooner rather than later.
Claims of a definite divorce are also being reported by ABC News and People magazine:
A source close to Woods’ wife Elin Nordegren, told ABC News.com that a “divorce is 100 percent on.” “She’s not rushing to divorce, however,” said the source. “She’s going to take her sweet time. She wants all the dirty laundry to be out on the table before she signs anything.” People magazine has also reported that the couple now plans to split.
The matter of divorce between Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren isn’t necessarily as simple as her saying, I’m fed up, I’m leaving. Because there is a pre-nuptial agreement, she needs to gather all the information she can about his infidelitous behavior so that she can put together the best case for divorce. She’s got all the time in the world, she is in no hurry.
So … while we wait to hear more concrete information about this supposed divorce, we have a new movie to keep us entertained in regards to the Tiger Woods Cheating Scandal. Well, movie isn’t exactly the right word … porno is more apropos. After the jump, check out the FIRST porno parody film being made about this Tiger Woods Scandal — it’s okay, the photos are totally safe for work and are not explicit at all …
Tiger’s Wood? Too easy … but yet, it works. It’s such a shame that what was once believed to be the “perfect marriage” just a few weeks ago has turned into fodder for comedic pornography. Pre-nup or no, I hope Elin Nordegren is able to take Tiger Woods for all he’s got. It appears that he played her for a fool … IMHO, she deserves her due.
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December 17th, 2009 at 7:33 am
Good for her, staying with him or ‘trying to work it out’ after all the stuff he has done would do her no good at this point. So I hope she and her children live a happy life once the divorce is all settled. They deserve it after all the stuff they have been put through.
There is going to be a Tiger woods special on TLC this Saturday called ‘The secret life of tiger woods’.
December 17th, 2009 at 7:38 am
I say good for her too! He truly is a bastard!
December 17th, 2009 at 8:09 am
Well duh I don’t what woman would stay with a man who was sleeping with umm good god I’ve lost of the number of women.
December 17th, 2009 at 8:22 am
GOOD FOR HER!
December 17th, 2009 at 8:34 am
Surprised? No. Do I care? No.
I’m sure the two of them sailing to Sweden on his yacht would have been interesting. We probably never would have heard or seen him again. I bet this makes him reconsider the decision to quit golf. He’ll have alimony and child support to pay now.
December 17th, 2009 at 8:35 am
teri beat me to it. LOL GOOD FOR HER is right! IT makes women look weak when they stay with their cheating husbands. She can do better!!!
December 17th, 2009 at 8:52 am
Good for her! He is a douche.
December 17th, 2009 at 8:53 am
Good for Elin… and as for the, ahem, movie – isn’t one of Tiger’s alleged mistresses a porn star? Shouldn’t she be in the movie?!?! THAT would be funny!
December 17th, 2009 at 9:27 am
Good for Elin!!! FINALLY a woman has the courage to kick his boo-tay to the curb! THANK YOU! (Props to Gov. Sanford’s wife for also being strong enough to leave).
December 17th, 2009 at 9:43 am
I could understand if she had tried to stay in it and work things out if it was a 1 time thing..But holy mother! There are cheap looking women coming out every day with stories! Not that all of them are to be believed, but it’s way too much..I’m hoping she really does leave him..I feel horrible for the kids, but it sounds like Tiger was too busy shtupping other women to spend much time with them anyways..Gross..
December 17th, 2009 at 9:59 am
well duh… she’s stupid too. she should have left him a long time ago… how could she be so blind and not even suspect another women or over a dozen! obviously she didnt care to pay any attention to her husband and because she has to “take care of the children” is no excuse! you know she’s only staying for as long as she could for the money, i mean seriously he’s worth billions!
December 17th, 2009 at 10:13 am
Maddie, how can you make such a large assumption as to say that she “obviously didn’t care to pay any attention to her husband”???? That is such a HUGE assumption, and it isn’t based on anything. Just because a man cheats doesn’t mean that his wife did anything wrong. Statements like that just sound so old fashioned and unrealistic to me.
December 17th, 2009 at 10:21 am
LOL she “didn’t care to pay attention to her husband”? how about, he “didn’t care to pay attention to his wedding vows”?
December 17th, 2009 at 11:40 am
Once trust has gone, there’s nothing left.
December 17th, 2009 at 11:40 am
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December 17th, 2009 at 11:54 am
If I was going to be married & cheated on, I’d prefer that a rich bastard like him was the One who did it! Nothing can take the pain away but having all that money to play with couldn’t make it hurt any worse!
December 17th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
thats all good if she leaves without taking a lot of money, because thats what this is all about. if she wants to be better than the girls he cheated with, she cant take much really. if she does shes dont seem to be more than goldigging
December 17th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
@Matt – I think she deserves A LOT of money. Tiger is worth millions. She isn’t a gold digger. I mean, she had two of his kids, raised them, and then found out about the infidelity. He has publicly bashed her and her husband has risked her health on numerous occasions. She deserves a load sum of money.
December 17th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
CHASE, why does she deserve a lot of money? they have a pre-nup for one, she didn’t do anything to help him earn that money as well. she should be given more than enough help the kids, but thats it
December 17th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
…not to mention, she hit him over the head with a golf club. I would hate to be either of them right now. I hope everything works out well for their kids. Without knowing anything about the couple, I think she knew about the affairs but decided to stay anyway because it was convenient (or maybe he lied about them being over)- I think this because of the messages to his other lovers and how mad she was to go upside his head and car when this all happened. Meh…! It sucks.
December 17th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
isnt it ironic how GORGEOUS she is? Its a shame. Sure he was unhappy in his relationship, but I think they really couldve worked it out. He shouldnt have (serially) cheated
December 17th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
She deserves the money because he cheated on her with porn stars and hookers and DIDN’T USE A CONDOM. He willing put her heath at risk. She should take him for every penny.
I usually wouldn’t be the one to say go for the cash, but how can anyone sleep with someone they don’t know and aren’t in a relationship with and not use a condom.
Most people once married don’t think that they are in an at risk relationship.
Hell if it had been a one time thing, I’d say try to work it out, but how many more women haven’t come out of the woodworks.
Besides how can you say she “didn’t care to pay attention to her husband”? The man travels quite a bit for work and she stayed home and took care of the kids. It’s not like she knows what’s going on when he’s out of town. Should she have sent a PI to follow him wherever he went? Would that have been taking care of her husband?
Clearly no one knows how to take care of Tiger since her carried on relationships with 5 of the 14 women that have come out.
December 17th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Good for her. I hope she drains the bastard for all that he’s worth, she deserves it. How could he put his BEAUTIFUL wife and BEAUTIFUL children through this?
By the way, the title WAS too easy, but I LOL’d.
December 17th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Good – let him Go Elin and thank the lord that he isn’t yours
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4nd7-pF_dk