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After all the crazy drama flooding the universe from the seemingly epic (and endless) tale known as the Tiger Woods Cheating Scandal, it is being reported today by RadarOnline that Elin Nordegren has gotten herself a divorce lawyer and plans to formally end her marriage to Tiger Woods. Could it be? Are Tiger and Elin really about to be dunzo?

Tiger Woods’ wife Elin has decided to file divorce papers, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively. Too many women and too many lies have pushed her over the edge. The financial terms of the split are going to take a while to work out, but as of right now Elin has made up her mind that she can no longer be married to Tiger, a source familiar with the situation told RadarOnline.com. “She’s not going to let Tiger talk his way out of this,” the source said. “There’s nothing he can say to erase years of betrayal.” At least 14 women have been sexually linked to Tiger since Rachel Uchitel was first revealed as Tiger’s mistress for the past five months. When Tiger’s affair with Uchitel became public it led to a bitter fight that ended with Tiger driving his car into a fire hydrant and tree. But things only got worse for the golfer as he was unmasked as a serial cheater in the aftermath of his bizarre crash. Elin has been spotted without her wedding ring in recent days and the source told RadarOnline.com that she considers the marriage over. Several reports have said she will fly to Sweden for the holidays and while that has not yet been confirmed it is clear that divorce papers will be filed sooner rather than later.

Claims of a definite divorce are also being reported by ABC News and People magazine:

A source close to Woods’ wife Elin Nordegren, told ABC News.com that a “divorce is 100 percent on.” “She’s not rushing to divorce, however,” said the source. “She’s going to take her sweet time. She wants all the dirty laundry to be out on the table before she signs anything.” People magazine has also reported that the couple now plans to split.

The matter of divorce between Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren isn’t necessarily as simple as her saying, I’m fed up, I’m leaving. Because there is a pre-nuptial agreement, she needs to gather all the information she can about his infidelitous behavior so that she can put together the best case for divorce. She’s got all the time in the world, she is in no hurry.

So … while we wait to hear more concrete information about this supposed divorce, we have a new movie to keep us entertained in regards to the Tiger Woods Cheating Scandal. Well, movie isn’t exactly the right word … porno is more apropos. After the jump, check out the FIRST porno parody film being made about this Tiger Woods Scandal — it’s okay, the photos are totally safe for work and are not explicit at all …

Tiger’s Wood? Too easy … but yet, it works. It’s such a shame that what was once believed to be the “perfect marriage” just a few weeks ago has turned into fodder for comedic pornography. Pre-nup or no, I hope Elin Nordegren is able to take Tiger Woods for all he’s got. It appears that he played her for a fool … IMHO, she deserves her due.

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