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Be on the lookout, y’all! Lynne Curtain, one of the castmembers of the Bravo TV reality TV series The Real Housewives of Orange County, is wanted by the police after she and her husband Frank skipped out of a court hearing today. Overzealous spending on the Curtain‘s part has gotten them into quite a financial pickle … and now a warrant has been issued for their arrest in an attempt to get them to pay up:

One of the “Real Housewives of Orange County” is officially a wanted woman — accused of blowing off a judge in a million dollar legal battle. Lynne Curtin and her husband Frank were supposed to appear in a Southern California courtroom yesterday to answer questions relating to a $1.2 million judgment they were ordered to pay to a former business partner — but the couple completely bailed on the proceedings. Now a judge in Riverside County, CA has issued a bench warrant for both Lynne and Frank’s arrest. It’s been a rough year for Lynne’s fam — as TMZ previously reported, they were also evicted from their home back in August for not paying rent.

I feel it is my duty to help law enforcement in any way possible to make sure that these criminal fiends are brought to justice. The photo above is a promo photo issued by Bravo TV, but Lynne has gotten herself some plastic surgery so these days she may look more like this:

Mebbe this is more a case for Dog the Bounty Hunter … but in any event, I hope these scourges of the law are caught, and soon! I know I’ll feel much safer once these villains are behind bars.

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