Paris Hilton Got Hitched In Sin City!!!
HMMMM … it appears that congratulations are in order for newlyweds Paris Hilton and British TV personality Piers Morgan because the pair got MARRIED in Las Vegas, NV this week!! Don’t believe me? Here are the photos:
Surely a wedding ceremony this elaborate couldn’t be a joke … right? Well, actually … it was. Morgan, a judge on Britain’s Got Talent, was filming a bit for an upcoming TV special which will air in the UK on Sunday and decided it would be funny to stage a fake wedding ceremony to Paris Hilton (of all people). I guess all the strippers who he asked first turned him down. HMMMM:
He may be a happily engaged man, but that didn’t stop Piers Morgan eloping to Vegas to ‘marry’ a blonde 16 years his junior. And his bride? The socialite hotel heiress Paris Hilton. In typical Vegas style, Mr Morgan, who announced his engagement to writer Celia Walden only two weeks ago, got ‘hitched’ under the watchful eyes of an Elvis impersonator, a Marilyn Monroe lookalike and several Rat Pack mimics. Mr Morgan, 44, joked of his ‘Sin City’ wedding: ‘You know what it’s like – you have a few drinks, spend too long on the blackjack table, get over-excited and decide to do something silly. ‘I have to say, Paris scrubbed up to be a beautiful bride. It was magical.’ However, given The Mail on Sunday columnist’s reputation for self-promotion, it will come as little surprise to discover that the wedding was staged for his forthcoming ITV1 show. Although the 15-minute service at the Little Church of the West was not official, there were times when the Britain’s Got Talent judge feared it may have gone too far. ‘Well, I don’t think I signed anything, so I’m pretty sure it’s not actually legal,’ he said. ‘Having said that, we did go through all the vows, so I can’t be entirely sure.’ Miss Hilton, 28, wore an Enzoani ivory dress for the ceremony, and was given a diamond-encrusted ring by Mr Morgan. They met in a hotel room beforehand and chatted on the bed for the ITV show Piers Morgan On…Las Vegas, which airs on Saturday. Miss Hilton said: ‘You can do anything here, it’s crazy. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!’ In real life, Mr Morgan proposed to Ms Walden, the daughter of former Tory MP George Walden, earlier this month, during a romantic stay in Paris. But Ms Walden took the Vegas wedding in her stride. ‘When I told her the news, she just shrugged her shoulders sadly and said, “How can I ever compete with Paris Hilton?”,’ Mr Morgan said.
Awww, don’t sell yourself short, sweetie … Paris Hilton really isn’t all that. While I have no idea who this Piers Morgan person is, I can’t say that I blame him for getting Hilton in on his gag. Hasty Vegas weddings are notoriously tragic and I cannot think of a more tragic scenario then gettin’ legally wed to Paris Hilton. But, ya know, considering how well Paris and current beau Doug Reinhardt have been doing in the past year or so, it might not be too long before we hear wedding bells for Pug Dilton … what a gloriously tragic day that would be.
[Photo credit: Splash News; Source]
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December 27th, 2009 at 8:57 am
I am glad it was a joke, the kiss looks like it was disasterous.
December 27th, 2009 at 9:10 am
Piers Morgan is one of the judges on America’s Got Talent, isn’t he?
December 27th, 2009 at 9:27 am
Paris > Trent.
December 27th, 2009 at 9:37 am
@Lol — LOL!!
December 27th, 2009 at 9:44 am
Oh man… my jaw kinda dropped when i read the heading LOL
December 27th, 2009 at 9:47 am
So…Paris(Hilton) Actually looks like she would make a good bride(appearance wise) She looks good in a wedding dress :D
December 27th, 2009 at 10:58 am
I so wish this were true. Then she would move to England and the Brits could deal with her.
PS: on first glance (I haven’t had coffee yet) I actually thought this was her boyfriend. My only thought was… yikes, that hair!
December 27th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
You didn’t know who Piers Morgan is. Well, you do now (or at least you’ve heard his name one time more often than you would have otherwise). Enough said…
December 27th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
How embarrassing for Paris Hilton that we all see how she kisses – ICK!!! Nothing is grosser than someone coming at you with their mouth already open!
December 27th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
@Bill, spot on. He’s the show’s Simon (accent and all).
December 28th, 2009 at 10:17 am
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
December 28th, 2009 at 10:20 am
411 people :: THAT IS NOT PARIS HILTON::::::
December 28th, 2009 at 10:23 am
@Lanae — Um, yes it is ;)
December 28th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
EWWWW!!!!
December 28th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
i doubt she got married ,its disgusting,and so is the groom!
December 28th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
@priscilla — She didn’t get married, did you read the post?
December 28th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
Totally disgusting true or not.. eck!
December 29th, 2009 at 1:06 am
thank God its just a joke.AAAAMEN to that.
December 29th, 2009 at 1:07 am
thank God its just a joke.AAAMEN to that
December 29th, 2009 at 5:24 am
Piers – SICK MINDED!!!!!!!!!!!
December 29th, 2009 at 11:36 am
omg i was sooo shocked to see the headline! im glad it was just a joke! paris looked amazing as usual but the groom not so much,….
December 29th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Hey TRENT u BITCH U, ahh GO to her WEBSITE, ahh um TAKE a MUCH BETTER LQQK, basically, it’s just what MOST of us HAVE, and NOT like SOME BITCHES being ABLE to KEEP coming back to this site, so U can take a LQQKY at ALL the post’s that have been posted by NORMAL people, that really do NOT give TWO SH*T* about your derogatory responses, what’s the latest saying here in VEGAS about people like U making post’s like U feel that they MUST be READ !!!!!! OOOO yeah, “”THUGGING IT UP”"
Now on to the ACTUAL reason as to why I came back, to make another POST.
I work for a VERY LARGE ENTERTAINMENT Company, & I did “”"WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW, THAT PARIS HILTON DID NOT NOT NOT GET MARRIED “”"”
Ok, well I hope everyone DOES HAVE A HEALTHY & PROSPIROUS NEW YEAR !!
PS:::::TRENT/BITCH, u need NOT to reply, I have really had enough laughing for the day !!
Now run along and play with your new toys Santa brought you!! OKIE DOKIE and take care..
~Lanae
December 29th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
OOO & as well the ACTUAL other REASON was to let EVERYONE KNOW, that the girl in the picture is in fact NOT NOT the REAL Paris Hilton, So sorry about that !!
Have a great evening everyone…
~~Lanae