Kevin Federline, moochy ex-husband of Britney Spears, managed to get himself a new job … one that pays money and everything! The folks who made the latest American Pie movie decided that they wanted The Federline to appear in their film and hired him to play himself … unfortch, he wasn’t right for the part. Instead, they turned him into a border patrol guard … cuz, apparently, that is more believable?

Kevin Federline lost out on a role in the latest American Pie movie – playing himself. “They called me up and asked if I was interested,” Federline, 31, tells PEOPLE. “I was up for a different part originally, but then they didn’t want me playing myself. I think they thought it would be funnier for me as a Canadian border guard.” One day of shooting on location in Vancouver later, Federline was transformed, donning a hat, uniform and badge for his cameo in American Pie Presents: The Book of Love, out on DVD on Dec. 22. Newly svelte from his appearance on Celebrity Fit Club, Federline is ready and available for more work. “If anybody has any more cameos – or actual roles they want to me in – that would be great,” he says.
Geeze … one bit part in a straight-to-DVD film (which will likely be sold at check-out bins in your neighborhood grocery store … or gas station) and he’s already looking ahead to his next acting role. On the one hand, I’d like to commend K-Fed on actually getting a paying job. Not that I think it will curtail his need to mooch off his wealthy ex-wife but at least it’s a start. On the other hand, I just cannot get on board with any endeavor that might lead to his getting more acting work … even if he is happy to appear in a project where he is the butt of a joke, I’m of the mind that the less Federline, the better. Blech. Are any of y’all interested in seeing this masterpiece of moviemaking?
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If I purchased it, it would be for the mere fact that a) it will make a great coaster for the coffee table; or b) it’s a cheap way to target practice.
You really need to let your anger go on this.
You’re acting like he’s any different than any divorced wife of a Hollywood star, when he’s actually proven than he can step up and be responsible while your dear Britney was going insane. With his reputation, it’s probably pretty difficult for him to get a job, so I don’t know what you really expect him to do.
@HSKLLZ — How has he proven he is responsible? Responsible men have jobs that support their children. Responsible men do not extort their ex-wives for money so they and their girlfriends can travel the world. Responsible men care for all of their children, rather than be photographed with the famous ones. Shall I go on?
He is so disgusting. His double chin makes me want to throw up. Ew
Okay Trent, you bitch and moan when he’s not working, then you bitch and moan when he is working? Oh, and then you say that you hope he doesn’t get anymore acting jobs. What else do you expect him to do, work at McDonalds?(probably the only thing he’s technically “qualified” to do) Let’s look at it this way, I got fired from a fast food job(a hundred years ago back in highschool) because I had an ex-boyfriend hanging around causing distractions. Do you really expect “real workplaces” to put up with the paps? BTW, back when he was in that CSI or SVU episode(don’t remember which one) he wasn’t completely horrible, so why not let the guy get as many walk-ons or cameos he can? Then MAYBE the court orders on child support/palimony/whatever can be rehashed and maybe reduced. Who knows?
What does it say when you you can’t even play yourself in a movie?
-meream
I wouldn’t mind reading about this guy putting a gun in his mouth and blowing his brains out! I know, I know, wishful thinking. He’s too narcisistic for that.
At least he has never denied his children seeing their mother. As far as child support, he hasn’t done anything different that what woman do to men. IMHO women are more vindictive. If there is another woman involved in her ex’s life some women won’t let the fathers even see their children. Brit is not complaining so why should we?
he is such a joke…
He’s a joke yes, but I really hate the double standard. If he were a woman we’d be telling her, “way to go girl, get your money”. But I’m gonna give him the credit for the fact that he was there for his kids when their mother was out of her mind. And Britney enabled his behavior from the time they got together so she’s not exactly a little saint or scorned woman in this situation. Good for him getting any work he can. I can’t imagine being x mr. britney spears affords him many respectable opportunities job/wise.
@Maluca — A father doesn’t get “credit” for taking care of his kids when their mother is incapable of doing so. A father should be there to take care of his kids every single day regardless of other circumstances and shouldn’t get special “credit” for doing so.
@It’s Trent, Bitch! – Precisely the point. Britney wasn’t capable of taking care of her kids. She was effed up, living the high life with Paris and Lindsay instead of being the mother that she should have been. So yeah, he did his duty when she obviously, failed to do hers. Seems to me (and it pains me to be even wasting my time defending famewhores) that he’s been the stable parent all along.