Billy Corgan Is Really Trying To Impress Jessica Simpson

Love is blind
December 11th, 2009

On Wednesday we learned the fairly surprising news that Christian singer turned Pop singer turned Country singer (hopefully turned Retired singer) Jessica Simpson and alt. rocker Billy Corgan have started a romantic affiliationwith one another … and today we not only get to check out another photo of these two together but we also learn a bit more about their common interests. As you may recall, we previously learned that Jess somehow became “smitten” with Billy and that smittenness grew into something more substantial. Apparently Billy is also having strong feelings for Jessica because he did something so shocking to impress her that he has to be in love. Billy Corgan attended a performance of Chicago on Broadway to watch Jessica’s sister Ashlee Simpson sing, dance AND act!!!


I mean … wow! Only a man deeply in love (or lookin’ to get a little somethin’ somethin’) would subject himself to something so heinous for the woman he cares about. HMMM. Mebbe Jessica tricked Billy into seeing the musical Chicago since he is from Chicago, who knows. What we do know is that these two are spending a lot of time together … so they prolly need a coupley name … any ideas?

[Photo credit: Big! Pictures]

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72 Responses to “Billy Corgan Is Really Trying To Impress Jessica Simpson”

  1. Hank Says:

    How bout Jilly? Or Corrigson?

  2. Wendy Says:

    jessilly as in this coupling is just silly.

  3. Heather Says:

    Corsica, of course!

  4. liz Says:

    how about The Odd Couple because this relationship is just plain weird!

  5. Denise Says:

    Is Ashlee really that bad in Chicago?

  6. AmandaMarie Says:

    SimpBill

  7. Heather B Says:

    Creepy McScary.

  8. Mariah Says:

    I’m going with Jessicorgan.

  9. Margie Says:

    Me thinks this is not going to last.

  10. Adler Says:

    I’m going with the fact that I think their PR agents are partnering them up. Seriously…if Jessica wasn’t with Billy Corgan she would not be mentioned on any blog and she probably wouldn’t cross anyones minds because she is no longer relevant. I can’t imagine Billy Corgan with her…she’s so superficial. In every shot he looks like he’s asking himself, “really? is this worth it?”

  11. Dana Says:

    how about Jelly?

  12. roxster Says:

    I’m so confused by this. . . .

  13. Lauren Says:

    I vote Jelly! :0)

  14. Denise Says:

    Jessibill – sounds like Jezabel.

  15. kasey Says:

    Jorgan!

  16. F Says:

    Their name should be WRONG.

  17. It's Trent, Bitch! Says:

    @Heather B — LOL! Creepy McScary!! LOL!

  18. Bethany Says:

    Jorgan! Simpgan! Smashing Simpson!

  19. It's Trent, Bitch! Says:

    @Denise — Nah, I’m sure she’s not that bad in Chicago … she’s just pretty bad in everything else I’ve seen her in.

  20. It's Trent, Bitch! Says:

    @liz — “the Odd couple” is a great name for these two!!

  21. Kendra Says:

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! That’s my suggestion for their name..I just don’t get this..At all..

  22. Bethany Says:

    Smashing Simpson is my final vote..oh it holds so many meanings…

  23. Shellslove Says:

    I like JessiCor or Corjess (sounds like gorgeous – would that be irony?) Creepy McScary kinda takes the cake – but it’s ‘mean’

  24. Jennifer Says:

    he looks like her grandpa or something in that picture- too creepy and weird for words! and we thought marilyn manson and evan rachel wood were an odd pair….. these two have taken it to another level!

  25. Mara Says:

    how about Corpson?

  26. Debi Says:

    Howzabout JessTooF’ingWeird

  27. Shelly Says:

    The real odd couple and that’s not a compliment.

    Jess is “smitten” with every single guy she’s ever been with. They are all “the one.”

    LOL

  28. Erica Says:

    I vote JILLY

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  30. Andrea Says:

    I kind of like them together! Is that wrong?

    Btw, I vote for Jorgan!

  31. Shelly Says:

    “The Odd Couple” sounds right.

  32. Nikki Says:

    Jessabilly.

  33. Nikki Says:

    Blimpson.

  34. blanca Says:

    Jelly, fo sho.

  35. scoob Says:

    Smashing Bumpkin

  36. scoob Says:

    Mellons Collie and the Infinite Lameness

  37. Josh C. Says:

    This post you made is a bit on the rude side Trent. I usually prefer your site because you remain mostly positive and I like the same things as you…more Dexter and 24(lol)…but you’re looking more and more like PH…ugh!

    Trent, please be respectful to Jessica’s fans…me being one of them…I don’t care when you gloat about someone I don’t really care for, and I don’t comment something bad about it.

    Stay positive Trent!!!

  38. It's Trent, Bitch! Says:

    @Josh C. — It’s not about being respective to Jessica’s fans, it’s about expressing my opinions and commentary. I have ALWAYS poked fun at Jessica and I’m pretty positive that I will prolly always do so.

  39. Angie Says:

    Smashing Simpson was the first thing that popped into my head too!

  40. Steph Says:

    I vote for Jilly!

  41. anne Says:

    @ Josh C? Umm maybe because this is a funny story… OH ueah – congratulations on still existing…I thought Jessica Simpson fans were extinct!

  42. Katey Says:

    Jesly?

  43. Meghan Says:

    This pairing indicates that the end of days is near……

  44. Val 2.0 Says:

    Love must be blind AND deaf. He’s got to be getting some sweet, sweet lovin’ for him to suffer through Ashlee’s singing. I say it’s love, unfortunately (ick!).
    I’m no good with names, but I’m really liking Scoob’s “Smashing Bumpkin.”

  45. Josh C. Says:

    I know you’ve always have poked fun at Jess, but you would also sincerely wish the best for her too career wise. Not that she needs a singing career cause her collection is HUGE business she has done okay with it. Not everyone needs to sell millions of records to make a profit from them, look at all the great indie artists that make a great living.

    I know it’s your blog and I love your commentary so you deserve the right. I’ll admit I was harsh criticizing you and for something you have done regularly. My bad. I just can’t resist reading your blog even if you do trash my favorite singer…lol. But I do love the positive vibes from ya’ =)

  46. It's Trent, Bitch! Says:

    @Josh C. — It’s just a joke, we have fun around here. I’ve met Jessica, she gets the jokes ;)

  47. Jenn too Says:

    I vote to call them…BESSICA! Short and simple like they are…

  48. Patrick Says:

    Jergan… as in the lotion. Only because something isn’t sticking about this.

  49. Morgan Says:

    Smashing Jumpkins! Though, I don’t see this lasting much longer…

  50. Megan Says:

    WHAT THE HELL NO MAKE IT STOP MY EYES OH MY GOD

    or WTHNMISMEOMG for short.

  51. JOPA Says:

    CORIGAN LOOKS LIE HER DAD JOE IN THIS PICTURE!!!!!

  52. Crystal Says:

    Guess again… it’s Jessagan!

  53. krissy Says:

    I wish them the best, if they really are dating. Sometimes the most unusual pairings happen because they are based on something deeper, not just the superficial.

  54. Lizzy B. Says:

    i vote jelly!

  55. Errin Says:

    How about fake that’s the right word for them. Since corgan needs the press for his new ‘free songs’ and Jessica needs to move the emphasis from whatever sport dude broke her heart. Just like the tila relationship ; when ur music isn’t doing it why not whore yourself in lies for the press? I call fake publicity relationship

  56. PixiesBassline Says:

    They’re a strangely paired couple…. it’s weird. I have no suggestions for thier name, but some of the ones here made me laugh! I don’t even know if I would have recognized Billy, if it hadn’t been pointed out.

  57. Lisa Says:

    Every time you post about her I will post every time and agree that you are really hard on her.

    Of course she acts like she gets it – she’s not going to whine about it to you because then you’ll bash her even more so she acts strong – one day that poor girl is going to do what Alexa Joel did and then the bloggers will feel badly :-(

  58. It's Trent, Bitch! Says:

    @Lisa — You are free to post comments to your heart’s content. Alexa Ray apparently ODed cuz she was upset over her boyfriend dumping her … I think we know by now that Jessica wouldn’t do the same thing considering how many break-ups she’s been thru.

  59. anna Says:

    @Patrick–Jergan, that’s great, gets my vote!

  60. HSKLLZ Says:

    Jessabilly Blimpson.

  61. HSKLLZ Says:

    Jorgan?

  62. jake Says:

    Smashing Jess’ Pumpkins

  63. Bren Says:

    Wow.

    Just…..wow.

  64. Jenn Says:

    How about Billica?

  65. Jill Says:

    I vote Jelly !

    *not* Jilly..

  66. Jill Says:

    Uhh, saying that Jessica might one day try to do “what Alexa Joel did” just sounds more comical, considering she allegedly “overdosed” on a homeopathic, which is impossible to do. Unless there is some update to that story, the Traumeel thing is just a cover-up.

  67. shannon Says:

    Jessilly!

  68. Chris Says:

    oohh ohhh… I vote Jorgan!!

  69. jason Says:

    jessica pumpkins…make it so

  70. Hugh Jack@ss Says:

    Smashing Simpson!!!

  71. Jordan C Says:

    CorJess … like gorgeous?

  72. hellostranger Says:

    JeSilly, definitely.
    (pronounced as Yeh Silly)

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