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Pink reader Kristina gave me the head’s up that Disney has officially announced that they are bringing back Captain EO to Disneyland! The official Disneyland Blog announced today that the groundbreaking 17-minute 3D movie Captain EO starring the late Michael Jackson will be shown at Disneyland again starting in February!!!

Twenty-three years ago, at the height of his phenomenal entertainment career, Michael Jackson joined forces with Disney to create “Captain EO,” a groundbreaking 17-minute 3D film experience. We are excited to confirm that the classic musical spectacular that thrilled Disneyland park guests from 1986 – 1997, will return for an exclusive, limited engagement at Disneyland park beginning in February 2010! The attraction’s return to Tomorrowland will provide new audiences the opportunity to experience the original 3D production for the very first time, as well as a nostalgic look back for longtime fans wanting to see “The King of Pop” in a rare performance created for the big-screen, just one more time. “Honey I Shrunk The Audience” will be closing sometime in the next few weeks to make way for the Captain’s return.

You may recall that we heard rumors of EO‘s return last month but this official announcement is the real deal!! I am so excited. I never had the opportunity to see Captain EO at Disneyland back in 86-87 so you can bet your sweet buns I’ll be there to see it this time around. If you really can’t wait, you can watch Captain EO online HERE but I suggest waiting to see it again until it returns to Disneyland next year. This is great news … who’s excited?!

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Remember those horrible and non-nekkid photos that Levi Johnston did for Playgirl magazine? Remember how much it was teased that Levi would be showing his “johnston” in his pictorial only to learn that he never intended to show the whole enchilada at all? Well … forget about that … cuz the gay porn company Jet Set (link NSFW) is making a gay porn movie titled Getting Levi’s Johnson which stars a young up and coming gay porn star named Casey Monroe in the role of a Levi Johnston-like character (complete with hockey stick):

Yeah, you don’t have to worry about there being no p33n in this movie … in fact, there is quite a lot of p33n in this movie. If you are so inclined, head over to Fleshbot HERE (link NSFW) to see a few promo photos from Getting Levi’s Johnson (including the uncensored version of this photo) to get a taste of how much p33n will be featured in this movie. The real Levi Johnston may be ashamed to show what his mama gave him but this porno version of Levi Johnston doesn’t seem ashamed to show much of anything at all. HMMMM. Remember, click at your own risk.

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Robert Downey, Jr., Guy Ritchie and Jude Law made quite a menage at the Metropolitan Club where the afterparty for the NYC premiere of Sherlock Holmes was held last night. As you may recall, these three dudes hung out all the time when they were bizzy filming this movie last year and last night they were practically inseparable as they celebrated their film’s release:

Yes, this bromance has been in the works for a long time. They look like trouble, don’t they? I’m very curious to see how their seemingly fun off-screen chemistry works on-screen in Sherlock Holmes.

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Beyoncé Knowles, whose parents we learned earlier today are getting divorced, has decided to jump on the celebrity fragrance bandwagon and offer up the VERY FIRST perfume to bear her name. Is the world ready to smell like Beyoncé? Is the world ready for Beyoncé Heat?

Beyoncé Knowles is aiming to light a much-needed fire under the beleaguered fragrance business this February with her first scent, Beyoncé Heat. Industry sources estimate it could do $100 million at retail globally in its first year on counter. At least half of that figure is expected to come from U.S. sales. And the entertainer — who is up for 10 Grammys on Jan. 31 — is more than up for the challenge. She can’t wait to get her scent into the hands of her fans. “I’m so happy with it,” she said during an exclusive interview with WWD. “I’ve been working on it for a while now. I was on tour for a year, and I have meet-and-greets with fans. I’ve never in my life gotten so many compliments. Coty has their own testing, but that was my testing! The fans loved it. They were like, ‘I love that, I’m getting that, why isn’t it out right now? I need it!” said Knowles with a laugh. Her fans’ passion helped spark the development process. “What inspires me [both in music and product creation] is love, passion — something that makes me want to be better, to do more,” she said. “Knowing that I have people who look to me — because thank God I’ve had so many great opportunities — I don’t take it for granted. Young girls can see me, and think, ‘Wow. Maybe if I work hard and I’m focused, I can do the same thing.’ And they absolutely can. It’s not just about me being a singer. It’s about knowing that I have people who look at my life, and to know I can inspire them inspires me.” For the fragrance’s name, Knowles drew from her past tours. “A lot of my performances have had fire involved, so we thought ‘Heat.’ Also, red is one of my favorite colors, as is gold,” she noted; both colors frame the bottle. “So then we thought of making the bottle look like it’s on fire. I love antique bottles — my mother had a collection of them when I was growing up. I wanted something with an antique yet modern feeling. Even with my wardrobe, I always try to find things that have a little bit of something vintage, yet still timeless and classic. The bottle, I felt, was a great mixture of the two.” The juice, which Knowles concocted with Givaudan’s Claude Dir and Olivier Gillotin, has top notes of red vanilla orchid, magnolia, neroli and blush peach; a heart of honeysuckle nectar, almond macaroon and crème de musk, and a drydown of giant sequoia milkwood, tonka bean and amber. “This was my first time starting from scratch, although I’ve worked with a few other fragrance projects,” said Knowles, who has also been the face of Tommy Hilfiger’s True Star and Giorgio Armani’s Diamonds. “Everything, from the bottle design to the name and the ideas for the commercials — that’s me. When I commit to something, I do it 100 percent, and I’ve never had [creative control over a fragrance] until this project.”

I mean … IMHO, the world does NOT need another celebrity fragrance, I say that every time a new one is announced. But, with Beyoncé‘s name attached, I’m thinkin’ this could be a big money-maker. After the jump, check out a closer look at the bottle of Beyoncé‘s first fragrance Beyoncé Heat …

Tori Amos sat down with Out magazine’s Popnography for a little tête à tête and in this new interview talks about things as varied as Lady GaGa‘s staying power in the music biz (a subject she’s talked about before), why she doesn’t like revealing what other contemporary artists she listens to and what she would do sexually to Jennifer Aniston if she were a man. Yes, folks, this interview is Tori Amos at her finest. Here are a few screencaps from her interview and some excerpts from her chat:

On her masculine side:
“When I play I don’t feel as if I’m a sex — sometimes. Sometimes I feel as [if I'm] an entity and an energy and a musician. But the word musician isn’t male or female and there are times when I play that I feel as if I have a third leg. And there are times that I feel that I’m pregnant. If I were a male musician I do believe in a way there’d be less available women around because I would know how to turn some of them out — particularly Jennifer Aniston. Because I just look at her sometimes and say, “I know what to do with you.” But that’s my third leg self talking, that’s not the woman who wants to eat pussy — because I just don’t want to do that.”

On younger female artists:
“I think Lady Gaga is immensely entertaining and is a musician. Not all the divas are musicians, they’re dancers who can sing, so it’s important to say those ones that are players — that needs to be acknowledged. Some of the performers as they are now, in their incarnation now in their 20′s, people have asked me “Will some of these people be around?” When you talk about these women — Britney and Lady Gaga — what’s working for them now, which is very sexualized, you don’t want to see sexualized in [their] 60′s.”

On which contemporary artists she listens to:
“I do listen to contemporary music but years ago there was a particular artist who was asked [who they listen to] and everybody’s names were mentioned as artists who would do something with their lives and I wasn’t mentioned. And I had to reexamine myself for a couple days and realize that OK, they might not believe in me or even know I existed. And I decided if I were ever in a position that to single certain people out and not others — I might not be aware of them or not — I do think that the process of creativity can be very personal and so I keep that to myself.”

Ye gods, I love this woman. Out‘s Popnography site is featuring this 2-part video interview with Tori Amos HERE. It is deffo worth your time. In addition to these charming quotes, Tori talks about so much more. Check it out, I think you’ll be pleased :)

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I am happy to report that I made it home to Detroit safe, sound and without incident. The flight was pretty run-of-the-mill and nothing out of sorts took place. I was seated next to a first time flier and a first time LA visitor to Detroit … she handed the flying part fairly well and tried to tell me that she was prepared to handle the cold weather here. As soon as the airplane door opened on the tarmac upon arrival, she was all Oh shizz! Hahahah … I think she’ll be fine tho.

While perusing the amazing SkyMall catalog, I came upon this advertisement for a great last minute Xmas gift idea:

Clearly the gift for that special someone who has everything. First thing, I love that the taser comes in colors with fun names (my fave is “Red Hot Red”) and second thing, I love how happy the family is in the photo. This advertisement is ACES!

So yeah, I’m home again. Sarah’s got some things planned for us to do tonight but I have to see my parents first. It’s good to be home again!!

• Jon and Kate Gosslin are officially divorced. Now can they both please go away.
• Prince Harry and Chelsy Davy share their holiday spirit with friends.
• Taylor Swift to play … Supergirl?!
• Demi Moore defends her age.
• One Life to Live will bring their same-sex lovestory to new life.
• The Bulldogs in action. Yummo!!!
• The Mayor of Washington DC signs the marriage equality bill into law, same-sex marriage comes to our nation’s capitol city!!!
• Jude Law tells David Letterman that he only has 3 kids. Ouch!
• So, c’mon, Jersey Shore rules, right?
• Jude Law does Good Morning America, with a broken heart ;)
• This one’s for the Brave and the Bold … click HERE to see Tara Reid‘s Playboy magazine pictorial.
• Mila Kunis does h magazine.
• Uh oh … Paula Abdul having second thoughts about playing hardball with American Idol?
• Office romances are alive and well.
• Looks like Lily Allen had a rough night.
• Christina Aguilera is 29, Katie Holmes is 31, DMX is 39, Brad Pitt is 46 and Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones is 66 years old today. Click HERE to see who else is celebrating a birthday today.
• ABC‘s Charlie Gibson is retiring.
• Guy Ritchie‘s pub is too rowdy for its neighbors.
• Entertainment Weekly dubs Sandra Bullock as the Entertainer of the Year.

We are just one week away from Xmas (can you believe it?!) and it looks like even Jack Bauer from 24 is getting into the Xmas spirit … in such a way that only Jack Bauer can:

In this amazing video put together by Rebel Christmas Card, Jack Bauer interrogates Santa Claus at CTU in order to learn the truth about “the list”. It’s funny, y’all. Check it out in full after the jump …

It’s been about a week since we’ve seen evidence of the burgeoning new rekindled romance between Jude Law and Sienna Miller but last night, after the NYC premiere of Jude‘s new film Sherlock Holmes, Law and Miller were spotted out and about TOGETHER! At last, proof that the couple are really creepin’ together:

Now that Jude and Sienna have decided to go “public” with their affair, I think it’s about time that we came up with a name for them as a couple. I asked Pink readers to offer their suggestions for a name for these two and AmandaMarie came up with JuSie … which I think is an apt name. And just how long will JuSie last … time will tell but methinks the couple will stay together at least thru the holidays so that they can each enjoy some seasonal nookie together ;)

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Yesterday we saw photos of La Toya Jackson all dressed up in festive holiday attire doing a bit of lingerie shopping at Frederick’s of Hollywood in Los Angeles, CA and today we get to see a few more photos of the festively festooned La Toya doing her thang. This time, tho, La Toya is not shopping for undies … she is, instead, bringing joy and happiness to needy kids at AIDS Project LA. La Toya Claus teamed up with Toys for Tots for the occasion … behold:

First off, I have to commend La Toya for taking time out of her bizzy schedule (of underwear shopping, apparently) to devote her time and energy for such an amazing cause. Toys For Tots is a wonderful organization and AIDS Project LA is a terribly important charity. Sure, I like to poke fun at Toy from time to time (after all, she makes it so easy) but I am very impressed with her efforts here and I’m sure the kids who benefited from her endeavors are greatly appreciative as well. These kids will be having a Merry Xmas partly due to La Toya Jackson … that’s kinda cool, I think.

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