Nov 28, 2009
Tiger Woods Gets Into An Argument, Accident, Sh*tstorm Of Drama
It just keeps growing and growing and growing

Yesterday the news quickly spread that pro golfer Tiger Woods was involved in a car accident near his home in Florida and immediately people went into a frenzy of worry over his injuries. But as the story’s smoke cleared, as it were, a better picture of what went down began to emerge and the accident took a back seat to the drama that is said to have unfolded before the accident took place. As succinctly as possible, here’s what went down … Tiger and his wife Elin Nordegren got into an argument over allegations that he had been cheating with a woman named Rachel Uchitel:


Apparently, the argument escalated and Elin scratched up Tiger‘s face and chased him from their home with one of his golf clubs. As Elin beat his car with one of his clubs as he was trying to drive away, Tiger first crashed into a fire hydrant and then into a nearby tree. Elin then smashed out the car’s windows with the club and dragged Tiger from the car (because he was unconscious from the impact) before paramedics arrived on the scene and took him away to the hospital. Lawd. Drama. Since all of that craziness took place, new details from Tiger‘s alleged affair with Rachel have come to light:

In the wake of reports that Tiger Woods was involved in a single car accident on Friday, November 27, more details have been exposed on the avid golfer’s alleged affair with Rachel Uchitel. Star Magazine claims to have been informed by Uchitel’s friend Ashley Sampson that Uchitel first met Woods when she was still working as an event planner and the director of VIP Operations for the Big Apple hotspot Griffin. It was Woods who initiated the affair by offering to show Uchitel a “good golf grip,” Sampson reveals further. She goes on stating, “In June, she told me, ‘Tiger Woods is blowing up my phone messages!’ Tiger thinks Rachel is staying quiet about their affair, but she told everyone. She told me, ‘I’m having an affair with Tiger Woods. We’re in love!’ ” Besides, “I’ve heard him while she was talking to him on the phone and I recognized the voice,” adds Sampson. “I said, ‘Rachel, he’s married,’ and she said Big (bleeping) deal! It’s Tiger Woods. I don’t care about his wife! we’re in love!’ ” Uchitel herself is reported to have been overheard telling friends that she and Woods exchanged sex text messages. Speaking of the matter, Sampson tells Star Magazine, “He’d ask Rachel things like, ‘What are you wearing? What do you want to do to me? What do you want me to do to you?’ She even read me text messages that Tiger sent her that said, ‘I miss you so much! I love you’.” Greater than that, Rachel is said to have been telling her friends that Woods has promised to divorce his wife Elin Nordegren to be with her. Another source tells the publication, “I know for a fact that Tiger and Rachel got together for four days in Los Angeles. She talks about their affair all the time. She thinks Tiger is going to leave his wife and marry her.” Though reports of the affair have been mounting, comment is yet to be made by either Tiger Woods or Elin Nordegren. The athlete and the former supermodel have been married since October 2004 and are parents to two children; son Charlie Axel Woods and daughter Sam Alexis Woods.

Could this simple story of a car accident get any more complicated? After the jump, check out the scene of the accident and see the police report that was filed after Tiger‘s accident yesterday morning …


I admit, I was among the worried folks concerned for Tiger’s well-being after I heard of this accident but as more details from that whole incident come to light I cannot help but shake my head and tsk tsk tsk the whole matter. It sounds like the real crux of the drama happened before the accident took place … were it not for the fire hydrant and tree that got in his way, we may prolly have never even heard about the fight with his wife. I’m happy to know that Tiger is doing “fine” and his injuries are minor but all of this dramatic mess is far from over. Did Tiger really cheat? Will the couple get divorced now? Will wifey Elin be charged with assault? When will this all be over????

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  1. Violet says:

    Only thing missing is old school organ music like the soap operas had back in the day!!

  2. Teeshah says:

    “Did Tiger really cheat? Will the couple get divorced now? Will wifey Elin be charged with assault? When will this all be over????”……….. tune in to find out…..

    lol.

  3. Katie says:

    When I first heard this story yesterday, I just had a feeling that something in the water wasn’t clean. Should be interesting to see how this shitstorm progresses!

  4. Kendra says:

    If she did assault him like this, she should be separated from her kids! This is jacked! Yeah..He’s gross if he cheated, but violence is never the answer! Leave him and take him for all he’s got if that’s the case!

  5. rachel says:

    totally agree with Kendra! my answer exactly…

  6. zoe says:

    @ Kendra: I was just thinking, that wife of his MUST be crazy too, I know I’d be pissed if my hubby cheated but I wouldn’t be smashing windows outta cars… I hope someone looks into the safety of those kids…
    Though now that I think about it, she must have just been watching GLEE, right? “I’ll bust the windows outchur carrrr!”

  7. Deanna says:

    @ Kendra, I completely agree with you. Don’t get me wrong, what Tiger did was absolutely horrible, but I don’t think his wife should have used violence to get back at him. None of them are innocent they are all at fault.

  8. Katie says:

    I live like 2 minutes from Health Central the hospital)……..disappointed I didn’t hear about all the drama until after it was over

    and LOL @ zoe’s Glee reference =D

  9. CHASE says:

    Does anyone else think the girl who he was cheating with looks like that internet had for “Turn Yourself Into a Cartoon” and it has the side-by-side comparison of the human girl and the cartoon girl? Ha

  10. CHASE says:

    AD*** not “HAD”

  11. Lulu says:

    Yeah.. I’m probably the most unviolent soft spoken person ever.. But if hubby cheated on me I have to say I’d chase him from the house with his golf clubs and smash his car windows.. Yup.

    No.. I wouldn’t scratch his face, or physically hit him.. But yup. I’d chase him with his golf clubs.. LOL.. I’d be PISSED.

  12. Janelle says:

    wow. batshit crazy drama! insert drama button music here somewhere.
    trent, i love your captions!

  13. Chaigirl says:

    Tiger’s a dog! What a shock! Those poor kids.

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  15. PixiesBassline says:

    Hey now, just cuz a woman tries to assault her man for cheating DOESN’T mean that she’s the type to attack her kids! If a guy wants to cheat on me, he BETTER be READY to get assaulted!!!
    He’s a bastard for doing that.. but ESPECIALLY for being a public figure and doing it…. cuz now everyone knows about it. Also: we don’t know.. he may have said something that REALLY pissed his wife off. I know “violence is not the answer”… but it’s not like she whacked him in the face with the golf clubs.. just his car windows.

  16. Alexa says:

    its so appropriate that she smashed the window with a golf club…

  17. Emily says:

    I say if you cheat on me, the least you’re gonna get is the windows smashed out ur car! (loved the Glee ref). Seriously. I would never hit my husband (or my son, obvs) but I WOULD beat the shit out of his car if he was cheating on me. Absofu^%inglutely.

    Having said that, I would feel really bad if he drove into a tree and was knocked unconscious in the process. :)

  18. ash says:

    There have been follow ups. The other woman denies everything, but TIger’s wife has lied to the police about some stuff. Its on Tmz.

  19. Kendra says:

    @PixiesBassline – I’m just wondering if it would be ok for you to get assaulted if you cheated on your man..Or if allegations had been out there that his wife was cheating on him and he cut her up..Would that still be ok?

    Personally, I don’t think either sex should lay a hand on the other..If it happens, they should be held accountable..It just sucks that it seems to be more accepted if it’s a woman beating on her man! I know how things can get out of hand, so that’s when you break things..Not people! ;)

  20. teri says:

    I realize women cheat as much as men but why does it seem like ALL male pro-athletes are cheaters??? People just don’t seem to respect marriage anymore…

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